London Hookers

Let me start with the boring but essential first. If you are going to set up an escort (or run any kind of business) you ought to put together ways to deal with your banking requirements, book keeping and accountants right at the outset. I promise you that the very last thing you want to do is mis-declare your income to HMRC (the British Inland Revenue). That is the way to a certain and vigorous butt fucking. And not the profitable or orgasm inducing kind…

First the goo news. Your finest advantage, if it goes for to you, is actually being British. So few prostitutes in any level of the market in the capital are English that it becomes a major advertising factor!

If you go mass market you will be fighting against countless magnificent girls from eastern Europe who lodge seven to a room in order that they can transfer as much money home as feasible. They are also fully happy to make a journey anywhere at no notice at any moment of the day or night and put out an hour of energetic sexual activity of any type you can imagine for a hundred pounds a bout.

Everybody setting foot into any other form of venture would do a little investigation and marketplace evaluating before anything else, but people just dispatch themselves into the sex market on the belief that since “sex definitely sells” they will be assured to be able to easily sell their merchandise as a hooker or MILF escort and make a significant wad of cash money right away. Imagine presuming similarly about creating a cocktail lounge, cafe, store or anything else and you can see how crazy it may be. Guys might always need shagging. But why will these guys get it from you as opposed to someone else? Men also may need beer, but I am uncertain I would like to launch directly opposite a Wetherspoons!

In the event that you desire to be a high class escort in the west end, you will be piching yourself against lovely ladies who have the beauty and bodies of models from the Milan runways or the pages of Sports Illustrated (or who might perhaps even be models from the Milan runways or the pages of Sports Illustrated!). You will also be putting yourself up against women who are fluent in several foreign languages (together with the language of passion!) and who possess several degrees, Masters or beyond. Annoyingly and disconcertingly you will often experience all of the above in one irritating nice, refreshing and courteous person.

But I was also pointing out that starting work as a London working girl will call upon you to take a good long hard look at the facts of what operating in industry means. So if I am not meaning concerns regarding legitimacy, infections etc, what am I referring to? Well the clue is in my mention of the word “industry”. Promoting sexuality is a sales concern. It is a profession like every other. Indeed the old cliche is that the two oldest professions are hooker and soldier. Which makes you think…

That leaves the mid market. That is full of women costing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds for a sixty minute encounter, and that is cool, but most of their business is in calls which means that you require a bedroom to work from, that will need to be rented and which is paid out of your expenses. Does it genuinely it need saying that doing the job from home or apartment is a fucking awful approach to professional fucking?

When I last posted, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or any place else in London is entirely lawful so long as there is no human slaving or duress involved, a single lady is getting the job done from the site, there is no propositioning or publicizing in call boxes, and that there are no other laws are being broken. (Sale of narcotics, creature persecution, under age sexuality, tax evasion …).

So do your groundwork, think it through, and good fortune!

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