Life as a West-End Call Girl

I was previously explaining that starting work as a London call-girl will require you to really take a good long very hard look at the truths of what working in the business means. At any level of the market, but especially if you want to work at the top end and compete with high class Mayfair escorts. But if I am not meaning matters surrounding permissibility, sexual health etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “business”. Marketing your intimacy is a sales venture. It is a business field like most others. Surely you know the old saying that whoring is the second oldest profession, after warrior? Well the truth is that they both require professionalism and a business-like approach if you are going to survive.

If you go mass market you will be fighting facing loads of magnificent girls from the east of Europe. Babes who stay seven or eight to a bedroom by time-sharing bunk beds to ensure that they can forward as much hard earned cash back to their families as practical. They are also fully happy to travel just about anywhere in the metropolis at no notice any time of the day or night and deliver an hour of vigorous bonking of any sort you can conceive of for one hundred pounds for a full 60 minute booking. Hard to compete with as, for example a niche player such a London MILF escort.

Anyone entering into any other type of venture would do a little bit of study and market place testing first off, but people just introduce themselves into the sex sector on the premise that since “obviously sex sells” they will be sure to be able to easily sell their bodies and make a huge piece of dough quickly. Imagine presuming similarly about starting a tavern, cafe, outlet or something else and you can observe how foolish it would be. Guys might always need to have sex. However, why will they choose to pay to fuck you as opposed to somebody else? Men also may need burgers, but I am not exactly sure I would fancy mu chances pitching up against McDonalds!

Which take us back to looking at making the mid market work. This part of the market has lots of women requesting roughly two hundred and fifty pounds a booking, which is nifty, but a lot of their business is home-based, with the client visiting them. That requires that you may need a spot to operate from, and that should be rented and the cost for that in turn comes out of your rates. Does it actually it need saying that working from home or apartment is a decidedly dumb approach?

By the way, at a very early stage you must figure out efficient ways to handle your bookkeeping and take care of banking your takings. The last thing you need to do is minimize your income to the Revenue (HMRC). By doing this you are certain to get a damned good rogering. And not in one of the good or financially rewarding ways!

When I recently wrote, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or anyplace else in London is completely legal provided that there is no people slaving or compulsion committed; that there are no other regulations are being broken such as the sale of drugs, under age relations, not paying tax, hurting animals; only one woman is performing from the location; and that there is no propositioning or publicizing in telephone boxes

In case you plan to be a high class London escort, you will be contesting with females who have the bodies and looks of well known models or actresses (or who might possibly in fact be well known models or actresses!). You will also be against girls who are well-versed in a number of languages (and also the language of love!) and who have a plethora or additional qualifications. You might be surprised at just how frequently you will come across all of these in one irritating delightful, appealing and friendly individual.

By the way, your foremost advantage, if it relates to you, is that you are English or British. So few escorts in the mid market in London are British that it becomes a significant advertising aspect!

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