Being a Kensington Escort

When I previously wrote, I revealed that being a call girl in Kensington, Knightsbridge, Chelsea or virtually any place else in the English capital is altogether legitimate provided there is no extra statutes are being broken (under age relations, taxes being evaded, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty…); no people trafficking or duress associated; just one woman is working from the location; there is no soliciting or advertising in telephone boxes. The Crown Prosecution Service even have published guidelines that say how they do not ant to prosecute hookers or escort agencies unless it is a way in to other criminal activity. (Like catching Al Capone for tax evasion instead of everything else)

So let us start by looking at the mid market. That has lots of women requiring more or less two hundred and fifty pounds for sixty minute reservation. Which is great, but the majority of their business is from calls at their own flat, which suggests that you really need a venue to do the job from. And that needs to be rented and the costs for it are paid out of your expenses. And do I really have to say, by the way, that doing tricks from home is a really, really, shitty plan?

That pricing is about the same for niche markets such as Dominatixes or mature London escorts as well as for more run-of-the-mill activities.

In the case that you plan to be a high-class Belgravia call-girl, you will be going head to head with girls who are as sexy as well-known swimwear models (or who might possibly perhaps even be well-known swimwear models…you would be amazed who turns tricks if the cash is right!). You will also be up against females who are fluent the language of love in several languages that they speak conversationally. The same women often also possess doctorates or several Masters degrees, which is a little intimidating, to be frank. Quite often you will see all of these in one irritating pleasant, enjoyable and warm and friendly sex bomb.

Before you commence working you have to take the time to work out exactly your banking requirements and how you will manage your payments and book keeping. I am all in favour of everyone fucking as much as possible. But you have never been fucked until you have had an inspection by HMRC. It is not nice, and it never pays well. So leave the risky behaviour to the bedroom and keep the paperwork clean, accurate, honest and up to date.

But I was also pointing out that being a London call girl will necessitate that you have a good very long hard view at the truths of what being in the business means. So if I am not meaning difficulties around lawfulness, infections etc, what am I taking about? Well the pointer is in my mention of the word “business”. Offering for sale sexuality is a sales operation. It is a job like every other. Prostitution and soldiering are the two oldest professions. People who are successful and have a long career in each approach them with careful professionalism.

Anybody setting foot into any other sort of enterprise would do a little investigation and marketplace checking first, but people just heave themselves into the sex business on the assumption that since “sex constantly sells” they will be assured to be able to easily sell their merchandise and make a huge piece of money immediately. Imagine expecting similarly about starting a club, bistro, outlet or anything else and you can appreciate how crazy it would be. Gentlemen might always want to get their end away with a beautiful woman. However, why will these individuals buy affection from you as opposed to another woman? Blokes also want food, but I am uncertain I would choose to launch against Waitrose!

If you go for the low ens of the market you will be fighting facing loads of attractive ladies who lodge 7 to a bedroom to ensure that they can transfer as much hard earned cash home as feasible to the countries of eastern Europe that they originate from. They are also completely happy to travel at no notice, to anywhere, at any time of the day or night, and provide an hour of strenuous fucking of any kind you can conceive of (and some you cannot). And all that for a hundred quid, half of which they then pay to an agency.

Which leads me to point out that your most significant feature, if it pertains to you, is that you are English. So few girls in the mass market in England are English that it comes to be a major advertising and marketing element!

So do your groundwork, stop to consider it through, and good luck when you go for it!

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