Being a Westminster Whore

Nope, the sex kind; not the political kind!

If you go into the mass market as an escort in Westminster instead of being a high class Westminster escort, you will be competing in opposition to loads of magnificent eastern European girls who roost eight to a time-shared room in order that they can provide as much hard earned cash to their countries of origin as practical. They are also perfectly happy to travel at no notice to any place in at all, any time of the day or night and put out an hour of energetic fucking of any kind you can envision for 100 pounds a booking.

I have pointed out previously that being a London working girl will necessitate you to take a good long hard review at the real truths of what finding yourself in this industry means. I am not talking about concerns about legality, sexually transmitted diseases etc, so what on earth am I getting at? Well the clue is in my specifying of the term “industry”. As the old cliche would have it, the two oldest professions known to human kind are soldier and whore. Marketing sexuality is a job, a business. It is a line of work; it is a sales operation.

Anybody going into any other form of venture would do a little groundwork and marketplace testing first and foremost, but people just project themselves into the sex business on the belief that since “sex always sells” they will be certain to be able to market their bodies and make a significant lump of income quickly. That naivete is cute in a young girl. It is something else for a woman who intends to become a mature escort in London. Imagine believing the same way about creating a tavern, cafe, outlet or almost anything else and you can notice how half-witted it might be. Males might always a good to orgasm and fuck. However, why will these individuals get their needs met by you rather than anyone else? Men also require drink and some like vodka, but I am not sure I would really want to set up opposed to Absolut!

Should you need to be a high-end London escort, you will be contesting with ladies who look like Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses (or who might perhaps even be Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses. You would be amazed at who does what when the money is right!). You will also be up against ladies who have advanced degrees, business backgrounds, are well travelled and are fluent in several languages. Annoyingly, these self same women are often pleasant, modest, damn good company and amazingly likable. As well as having the kind of sex appeal that make successful and powerful men turn into shy teenagers.

When I last posted, I described that even the CPS have advised that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is absolutely legal just as long as there is there is no soliciting or publicizing in telephone boxes; no people slaving or duress committed, no other laws are being broken. (under age sex, not paying tax, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty, for example) and that just one lady is getting the job done from the place.

As with any start up business you should work out how to take care of your accounts and banking. Getting screwed by the Inland Revenue Inspectors is akin to doing rough un-lubricated anal in an uncomfortable position with a smelly fat man who has a very large cock. But even less fun. And you pay for it rather than the other way round.

That leaves the mass market. And that teems with girls requesting roughly 250 pounds an session, which is nifty, but most of their business is apartment-calls which suggests that you really need a spot to do the job from, which has to be rented and which in turn comes out of your expenses. Does it seriously it need saying that operating from home is a really, massively, enormously stupid approach?

Your ultimate strength, if it is pertinent to you, is the fact of being British. So few girls in any niche of the market in the capital city of Britain are British that it emerges as a major sale element!

Barcelona & Madrid Sex

If you are a male visiting either Barcelona or Madrid then you are confronted with a vast and bewildering variety of inviting women who are either ostensibly attainable and eager to get laid; or absolutely definitely easily available and all set to have a good time. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the romance but I am a sure thing.” In brief, players in Barcelona and Madrid possess the choice among thrilling and attractive nonprofessionals or even more desirable and more amazing professionals. Welcome to the realm of skilled courtesans in Madrid & Barcelona.

If a man finds yourself in Madrid or Barcelona and hopes for a seductive encounter, then that is the decision; hope to get lucky with an amateur or choose to look for the hottest escort Madrid will deliver or probably the most fantastic escort Barcelona can produce?

The great feature of prostitutes is certainty. Yes, certainly there is usually the query in the hindpart (or even front end) of the customers mind around whether the hottie is genuinely into them or the number they are doing jointly. However, that concern is always there too actually still in a encounter with an amateur? However, with an escort you are sure that the conclusion is made sure. You are going to get laid if you wish to!

If you are searching for flirtation, companionship or merely a lustful thrill ride then it belongs to probably the most primary evaluations; do you devote precious time, vitality and money in the quest for a rookie girlfriend and gamble on identifying one that is really game for it and a good fuck? What happens if you spend a lot of pounds and cannot get her to the bedroom? More upsetting, perhaps you succeed in tracking down a girlfriend only to locate that she is awful in the sack and a major sex-related dissatisfaction?

Or do you go the alternative path; employ the services of a skilled professional call-girl while you remain in Barcelona or Madrid? It might not have the adventure of the hunt and the promise of long term passion, however it does assure that your hard earned cash is sure to get a result. And you can also guarantee that the woman that you commit funds to invest precious time with is a passionate professional who is going to have the capacity to quake your planet and release your secret appetites– irrespective of how unconventional they may be!

And, within legal limits and the limits of negotiation, virtually every single sensual need or phantasy you may possibly ever have is possible with a professional Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the things that you might wake up to on your initial drug and excitement improved early date, or you invest weeks or more gently moving to with a “special lady” are there for the asking with a skilled professional. From probably the most plain of needing to try some brand new sexual positions to men whose fancies are even more peculiar, there is bound to be an avid and proficient specialist only too able to serve!

Getting Laid in Madrid & Barcelona

If a fella remains in Madrid or Barcelona and hopes for a sexual escapade, then that is the decision; hope to have mediocre sex with a rookie or make the choice to seek out the sexiest escort Madrid has to present or the most thrilling escort Barcelona can produce?

The fantastic feature of call girls is inevitability. Yes, there is regularly the question in the hindpart (or even front) of the punters head around whether the girl is honestly into them or the act they are undertaking together. However, is not that question mark of anxiety there actually still in an fuck fest with a casual pick up? But with a prostitute you can rest assured that the final result is ensured. You are going to get sex if you would like to!

If you are a guy heading to either Barcelona or Madrid then you are confronted with an extensive and confusing array of hot females who are either ostensibly obtainable and eager to socialise; or absolutely truly easily available and primed to party. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the romance, but I am a sure thing.” Basically, fellas in Barcelona and Madrid possess the decision in between stimulating and inviting rookies and more sexy and a lot more exciting professionals. Welcome to the industry of expert whores in Barcelona and Madrid.

If you are seeking romance, company or no more than a sexual encounter then it is one of the most straight forward evaluations; do you invest your time, ardor and hard earned cash in the search for a rookie partner and bet one’s bottom dollar tracking down one who is ready for it and a good fuck? Imagine you invest loads of pounds and fail to pick up? Much worse, it could be that you succeed in tracking down a girlfriend only to identify that she is second-rate in bed and a genuine lustful frustration?

Or do you go the other path; employ the services of a specialist whore while you remain in Barcelona or Madrid? It may possibly not have the thrill of the chase and the hope of prolonged flirtation, however, it does assure that your money is absolutely sure to get you laid. And you can additionally be sure that the woman that you invest hard earned cash to shell out time with is a sexual player who will have the ability to quake your planet and unshackle your undercover appetites– no matter how out of the ordinary they may possibly be!

And, within legal limits and the restrictions of discussions, virtually each and every sexual appetite or phantasy you may ever have is within reach with an expert Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the many things that you quite possibly get up to on your early pharmaceutical and excitement bolstered initial date, or you devote days or months building up to with a “sweetheart” can be had the asking with a high quality. From the most modest of wanting to attempt some brand new sex positions to men whose fancies are even more peculiar, there is bound to be an eager and skillful specialist only too happy to assist!

High Class Barcelona & Madrid Escorts

Morocco is rather lovely and all that, but will primarily ever be a niche area, no matter how successfully the King and his authorities deal with their internal issues.

Turkey experiences near civil war with the Kurds still, is struggling with terrorism and its border with Syria is among the most dangerous sites on planet earth. Oh, and it has recently had a coup attempt by regular army. Who may quite possibly have been less despotic in power than the insane Leader.

The existing vacation and visitor group for destinations such as Barcelona and Madrid are prepared for their trips. They know what they would like and how you can find it. They realise that sexual activity is easily obtainable and totally lawful to both exchange. So if they choose to spend time with the finest escort Barcelona can supply, or pay for an hour or more with the a trio of the very best escorts Madrid can provide, they will do this.

Greece is great if you are unconcerned about whether you will be able to take your money from the cash machines. In the last financial turmoil the banks stopped handing over cash and disabled visa or mastercard structures. Which in turn must have made life a little bit difficult in a country that was dependent on tourists spending their funds (that they withdraw from atm or spend via bank card).

Algeria is excellent if you dream of armed sentinels while you lie on the oceanfront. Which is a good idea as it was not very far back that vacations were assaulted and killed by assault weapon flourishing Muslim terrorists.

The earth is a turbulent place currently. And some of the most unsafe, plagued and unstable places happened, up till rather recently, to be significant vacation areas.

So Spain is doing incredibly well with travel figures now, and no end in sight. Some numbers are referring to a 50% improvement in tourist figures compared to former years. Venues like Barcelona and Madrid are filled with travellers. So you might believe that Barcelona escorts and Madrid escorts might be rushed off their tootsies (Off their beds? You understand what I am getting at …) but that is certainly not really the case.

Egypt is not a place you choose to opt for a calm and pleasant getaway any more. It used to be that snorkelling in the Red Sea was the most unsafe component of your holiday (apart from getting you pockets cracked in the marketplace or your charge card scammed by merchants). Now actually coming to a Egyptian tourist trap is an unsafe excursion that very few individuals wish to suffer through.

France is ostensibly under perpetual assault by locally developed Islamic thugs, including the tragic truck and AK47 assault in Nice not long ago. Hardly productive of to a relaxing respite unless you are lucky enough to vacation with your own protection detachment.

But customers who are used to visiting holiday areas like Turkey and Egypt, and even Tunisia, may well have contrasting presumptions, desires and finances for their leisure time. So the adult game in Spain is not prospering in exactly the way you would assume it as being if you simply scale from traveller quantities.

High class Escorts in Ibiza

It does not change irrespective of just what “side of the marketplace” you are actually at. That no more than varies the location and conditions and the cotton count of the bed sheets. It does not issue just what particular niche you toil. You may perhaps be a twenty two years of age “school girl” or a quinquagenarian year old mature escort. You could actually be fair or redhead, provide water-sports or not, pitch your services to guys who genuinely prefer to be truly subjugated and slapped around a bit and are actually into BDSM. You may well do role play and have a massive collection of sexy escort outfits and ensembles. You could be normally a super classy girl at all lives or idle much of your precious time in your onesie.

You could actually be normally an independent with your own site and enjoy heaps of your working day on the cellphone and WhatsApp. You possibly will work for one courtesan firm completely, or be listed with sixty or more than that. You may perhaps operate in a massage parlor, a gents nightclub, from an apartment or condo or merely travel to no matter what motel or private home address the customer demands. Or you may simply do blowjobs in the back of a car.

But eventually there certainly will definitely be heat, lube, grinding and ejaculation.

It does not really concern however much a call girl agent might use grandiloquences and legal coverings. Everyone know that precisely what is usually basically going on is truly the interrelation of earnings for sensual gratification. I love it when agencies have renunciations for example, “This company offers an intro professional services only. Rates declared are truly just for time and companionship. Any lustful act that may transpire does so without prompting between these assenting mens and women” and then they list professional services for instance, OWO, finish in mouth and ass fucking on their internet page!

Still, the exchange of good looks and sex appeal for hard earned cash and what it can buy is usually always the same and would continue being so provided humans indulge in intimacy.

Ibiza hookers and the escort organizations they collaborate with are fortunate just because they do not have to play such absurd schemes. In Spain it is really entirely legal to pay for or present copulation, so long as the female is actually over twenty-one and legally able to being employed in the country. The leading call-girl Ibiza can furnish could be a skyscraping Vogue runway mannequin or a very small bosomy Brazilian girl. That is usually a topic of penchant. The very best of the whores Ibiza can furnish might be actually a MILF in her fifties with a sizzling form or a statuesque skinny Romanian who talks six foreign languages. That is up to the patron to choose.

Escorts, fallen women, fallen women, streetwalkers, tarts, working girls, sex workers. As Belle du Jour played by Billie Piper points out in The Secret Diary Of A Call Girl “I do not care what you call me. That is truly nothing but semantics.” What ever nomenclature you use, the business at some point is normally the same eventually. To perform the lying down tango with a person you have only just a while ago run across, in reimbursement for which he will most likely pay you moolah.

London Hotter Than Ibiza

So just because England had a few decent days weather the British newspapers were full of stories about how warm it is and comparing London to various “exotic” locations such as Barcelona, Rome and the Algarve, amongst others. Brits (I speak as one) really cant handle anything other than a vaguely damp time of things.

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You don’t see this in Green Park

But my favourite has to have been “London “hotter than Ibiza”” from the Guardian. Trust me, only in terms of the temperature darlings, only the temperature!

The spring weather may not be the best thing about Ibiza (though it is undoubtedly dramatic) but the sexy Ibiza escort girls are starting to arrive back for the season, so things are definitely hotting up in Ibiza. My Italian lovelies are scheduled to return in a few days and they will definitely drive the temperature up under a few collars!

Ally s Angels Escorts Ibiza looks set for the hottest and best year so far, with the vast majority of the girls that we represented last year returning to work with us again, which is extremely unusual in this business and says all sorts of good things about the team and the way they treated the girls with respects, courtesy, professionalism and a sense of humour last year.

So London and the rest of England has pretty much had its warm spell for the year, though I hope Wimbledon gets good weather as I may visit and nothing is better than paying the price of a house for a small bowl of strawberries and cream while dressed to the nines.

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OMG there’s a cloud!

But while Londoners look back with nostalgia and longing to their weekend of warmth, I am getting ready for both the hot weather and the hot babes and the (hopefully) red hot telephone from all the client calls and bookings!

Its amazing how much goes into getting ready for the season each year. I guess its not that different to the clubs, bars and hotels. The website needs a good dose of cleaning and redecorating; staff need recruiting and training; all the equipment needs checking, replacing or upgrading; and the suppliers have to be arranged and everything agreed. You really can not put a business such as this together on the fly. Well, you can, but that’s when things go wrong.

So all the hard work goes in now to make sure that we have the minimum stress and the maximum fun in the sun. London is hotter than Ibiza? Not if I have anything to do with it.

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Drug dealers advertising

This hysterical article in The Metro was sent to me a few weeks ago. I´ve been thinking about it and I’m still not sure whether to be impressed with the initiative or stunned by the stupidity.

A drug dealer called Jay has been card-dropping business cards around Fallowfield in Manchester to give potential customers his phone number. How do I know he´s a drug dealer? because he has been attaching little samples of weed to the business cards that he leaves.

You see the quandary – impressive initiative and classic marketing. There is nothing like a free sample to build a bit of traction with customers. But  he is doing something illegal and giving the police the means to catch him. Even if they don´t call the number to set up a buy he´d better keep his GPS off!

Don´t get me wrong, I absolutely use card drops to advertise the services of every Ibiza escort I represent. And I know that my friends who manage escorts in Marbella do the same. But what we are doing is totally legal.

So I’m still not sure what I think about Jay and his advertising campaign around the University of

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No free samples

Manchester. Part of me hope he prospers for his initiative and balls, part of me hopes he gets busted for his apparent stupidity. yet another part hopes that students don’t take drugs…riiiight.

In any case, since it´s legal I shall continue advertising my sexy Ibiza escorts and I´m sure the same will be true for all 2nd Circle´s girls in Marbella. And no, there are no free samples!

Kisses

Ally x

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Science Analyses The Biggest Relationship Deal-Breakers

Social scientists at Western Sydney University have compiled six studies involving over 6,500 people and their omnibus study has come up with a definitive list of relationship deal breakers for both men and women. The results are excellent and gender-bending to some degree.

Starting with the criteria for a quick shag or one-night stand. That´s easy. The only deal breakers were “smells bad” and “has poor hygiene”- “Basically, for short-term partners, if they have a toothbrush, they’re good to go,” said Gregory Webster, associate professor of social psychology at the University of Florida, to the Wall Street Journal.

Nicely phrased. Yes, every girl who wants to escort Ibiza clients for us or be a Marbella escort needs to carry a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and perfume!

brad pitt and angelina jolie dance tango in mr and mrs smithUnsurprisingly women have more criteria than men for breaking up. But the factors that women care about are not those that stereotypes would have us expect. Kindness? Good potential parent? Nope. “No sense of humour”, “bad sex” and “lacks confidence”. Clearly what we want is an Alpha who makes us laugh and come till the windows shatter.

Sounds right.

Men were only more concerned than women about “low libido” and “talks too much”.  Which proves that quantity of sex matters over quality and men are generally less verbal. Shock.

But both genders agreed on the three worst “deal-breakers” – being “disheveled”, “lazy” or “needy”.

Interestingly, that´s exactly the same things that my girls in Ibiza and my escort friends in Marbella find off-putting!

So here is the full list:

1. “Disheveled or unclean appearance”: 71 per cent of women, 63 per cent of men

2. “Lazy”: 72 per cent of women, 60 per cent of men

3. “Too needy”: 69 per cent of women, 57 per cent of men

4. “No sense of humour”: 58 per cent of women, 50 per cent of men

5. “Lives far away”: 47 per cent of women, 51 per cent of mentumblr_n0lkr9HTKU1rfj6pmo1_500

6. “Bad sex”: 50 per cent of women, 44 per cent of men

7. “Lacking self-confidence”: 47 per cent of women, 33 per cent of men

8. “Too much TV or video games”: 41 per cent of women, 25 per cent of men

9. “Low sex drive”: 27 per cent of women, 39 per cent of men

10. “Stubborn”: 34 per cent of women, 32 per cent of men

11. “Talks too much”: 20 per cent of women, 26 per cent of men

12. “Too quiet”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

13. “Blunt”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

14. “Does not want children”: 15 per cent of women, 13 per cent of men

15. “Has kids”: 12 per cent of women, 14 per cent of men

16. “Too athletic”: 10 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men

17. “Not athletic”: 6 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men.

The take-away from this? Men and women want the same things. Deal with it and move on.

Kisses

Ally x

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