Being a Westminster Whore

Nope, the sex kind; not the political kind!

If you go into the mass market as an escort in Westminster instead of being a high class Westminster escort, you will be competing in opposition to loads of magnificent eastern European girls who roost eight to a time-shared room in order that they can provide as much hard earned cash to their countries of origin as practical. They are also perfectly happy to travel at no notice to any place in at all, any time of the day or night and put out an hour of energetic fucking of any kind you can envision for 100 pounds a booking.

I have pointed out previously that being a London working girl will necessitate you to take a good long hard review at the real truths of what finding yourself in this industry means. I am not talking about concerns about legality, sexually transmitted diseases etc, so what on earth am I getting at? Well the clue is in my specifying of the term “industry”. As the old cliche would have it, the two oldest professions known to human kind are soldier and whore. Marketing sexuality is a job, a business. It is a line of work; it is a sales operation.

Anybody going into any other form of venture would do a little groundwork and marketplace testing first and foremost, but people just project themselves into the sex business on the belief that since “sex always sells” they will be certain to be able to market their bodies and make a significant lump of income quickly. That naivete is cute in a young girl. It is something else for a woman who intends to become a mature escort in London. Imagine believing the same way about creating a tavern, cafe, outlet or almost anything else and you can notice how half-witted it might be. Males might always a good to orgasm and fuck. However, why will these individuals get their needs met by you rather than anyone else? Men also require drink and some like vodka, but I am not sure I would really want to set up opposed to Absolut!

Should you need to be a high-end London escort, you will be contesting with ladies who look like Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses (or who might perhaps even be Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses. You would be amazed at who does what when the money is right!). You will also be up against ladies who have advanced degrees, business backgrounds, are well travelled and are fluent in several languages. Annoyingly, these self same women are often pleasant, modest, damn good company and amazingly likable. As well as having the kind of sex appeal that make successful and powerful men turn into shy teenagers.

When I last posted, I described that even the CPS have advised that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is absolutely legal just as long as there is there is no soliciting or publicizing in telephone boxes; no people slaving or duress committed, no other laws are being broken. (under age sex, not paying tax, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty, for example) and that just one lady is getting the job done from the place.

As with any start up business you should work out how to take care of your accounts and banking. Getting screwed by the Inland Revenue Inspectors is akin to doing rough un-lubricated anal in an uncomfortable position with a smelly fat man who has a very large cock. But even less fun. And you pay for it rather than the other way round.

That leaves the mass market. And that teems with girls requesting roughly 250 pounds an session, which is nifty, but most of their business is apartment-calls which suggests that you really need a spot to do the job from, which has to be rented and which in turn comes out of your expenses. Does it seriously it need saying that operating from home is a really, massively, enormously stupid approach?

Your ultimate strength, if it is pertinent to you, is the fact of being British. So few girls in any niche of the market in the capital city of Britain are British that it emerges as a major sale element!

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Being a Kensington Escort

When I previously wrote, I revealed that being a call girl in Kensington, Knightsbridge, Chelsea or virtually any place else in the English capital is altogether legitimate provided there is no extra statutes are being broken (under age relations, taxes being evaded, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty…); no people trafficking or duress associated; just one woman is working from the location; there is no soliciting or advertising in telephone boxes. The Crown Prosecution Service even have published guidelines that say how they do not ant to prosecute hookers or escort agencies unless it is a way in to other criminal activity. (Like catching Al Capone for tax evasion instead of everything else)

So let us start by looking at the mid market. That has lots of women requiring more or less two hundred and fifty pounds for sixty minute reservation. Which is great, but the majority of their business is from calls at their own flat, which suggests that you really need a venue to do the job from. And that needs to be rented and the costs for it are paid out of your expenses. And do I really have to say, by the way, that doing tricks from home is a really, really, shitty plan?

That pricing is about the same for niche markets such as Dominatixes or mature London escorts as well as for more run-of-the-mill activities.

In the case that you plan to be a high-class Belgravia call-girl, you will be going head to head with girls who are as sexy as well-known swimwear models (or who might possibly perhaps even be well-known swimwear models…you would be amazed who turns tricks if the cash is right!). You will also be up against females who are fluent the language of love in several languages that they speak conversationally. The same women often also possess doctorates or several Masters degrees, which is a little intimidating, to be frank. Quite often you will see all of these in one irritating pleasant, enjoyable and warm and friendly sex bomb.

Before you commence working you have to take the time to work out exactly your banking requirements and how you will manage your payments and book keeping. I am all in favour of everyone fucking as much as possible. But you have never been fucked until you have had an inspection by HMRC. It is not nice, and it never pays well. So leave the risky behaviour to the bedroom and keep the paperwork clean, accurate, honest and up to date.

But I was also pointing out that being a London call girl will necessitate that you have a good very long hard view at the truths of what being in the business means. So if I am not meaning difficulties around lawfulness, infections etc, what am I taking about? Well the pointer is in my mention of the word “business”. Offering for sale sexuality is a sales operation. It is a job like every other. Prostitution and soldiering are the two oldest professions. People who are successful and have a long career in each approach them with careful professionalism.

Anybody setting foot into any other sort of enterprise would do a little investigation and marketplace checking first, but people just heave themselves into the sex business on the assumption that since “sex constantly sells” they will be assured to be able to easily sell their merchandise and make a huge piece of money immediately. Imagine expecting similarly about starting a club, bistro, outlet or anything else and you can appreciate how crazy it would be. Gentlemen might always want to get their end away with a beautiful woman. However, why will these individuals buy affection from you as opposed to another woman? Blokes also want food, but I am uncertain I would choose to launch against Waitrose!

If you go for the low ens of the market you will be fighting facing loads of attractive ladies who lodge 7 to a bedroom to ensure that they can transfer as much hard earned cash home as feasible to the countries of eastern Europe that they originate from. They are also completely happy to travel at no notice, to anywhere, at any time of the day or night, and provide an hour of strenuous fucking of any kind you can conceive of (and some you cannot). And all that for a hundred quid, half of which they then pay to an agency.

Which leads me to point out that your most significant feature, if it pertains to you, is that you are English. So few girls in the mass market in England are English that it comes to be a major advertising and marketing element!

So do your groundwork, stop to consider it through, and good luck when you go for it!

Mayfair Escort Life

Anybody entering into any other style of business would do a little investigation and market place assessing first off, but people just dispatch themselves into the sex market on the expectation that since “sex permanently sells” they will be sure to be able to sell their junk and make a significant lump of income quickly. Imagine imagining the same way about opening a pub, pizzeria, store or just about anything else and you can notice how senseless it would be. Men might always sex. But why will they buy it from you rather than other people? Men also require fast food, but I am not sure I would desire to launch in opposition to Domino Pizza!

And as a quick aside it amazing to me how people forget that they need to put together ways to take care of their book-keeping and banking. The last thing you want to do is hide your money to Her Majestys Customs and Excise. That way you are certain to get screwed in the ass. And not in the really fun or profitable way!

If you go mass market you will be competing in opposition to great numbers of stunning east Europe hotties who nest seven to a bedroom to make sure that they can transfer as much cash home as achievable. They are also totally happy to make a journey any place in London at no notice at any time of the day or night and provide an hour of healthy sexual activity of any kind you can imagine for 100 pounds.

If you want to be a high end London hooker, you will be vying with young ladies who have the looks and bodies of famous Hollywood models/actresses (or who may well even be famous Hollywood models/actresses…you would be surprised how flexible people can be for money). You will also be putting yourself up against females who are proficient in many different foreign languages (along with the vocabulary of the bedroom!) and who possess ridiculous academic qualifications and “civilian” business experience. Regularly you will come across all of this in the shape of one frustrating lovely, refreshing and charming man magnet.

And that leaves behind the mass middle market. And that teems with ladies charging around 250 pounds for a date, which is nifty, but the majority of their business is based in the call girls own apartment, which requires that you require a location to do the deed from, and that will need to be rented and which must be paid out of your expenses. Does it actually it need pointing out that doing work from home is a massively, indescribably dangerous and dumb approach?

But I was equally stating that starting work as a London prostitute will oblige you to take a good drawn out tough look-over at the real truths of what working in industry means. So if I am not meaning questions around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I taking about? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “industry”. Marketing sexual activity is a sales business enterprise. It is a line of work like every other. Of course the old saying has whoring as one of the oldest professions along fighter or soldier. Which says a lot about people everywhere really.

When I previously published, I described that being an escorts in Mayfair or any place else in London is completely lawful provided there is only one lady working from the specific location, there is no propositioning or publicising in phone boxes, no people slaving or strong-arm tactic associated, and that there are no other regulations are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age coition, not paying tax …back to the taxman again. If they can catch Al Capone, they can catch you!).

Your ultimate positive aspect, if it relates to you, is actually being English. So few girls in the mid market in London are English that it becomes a significant marketing issue. Especially or MILF London escorts.

So do your research, stop to consider it through, and good fortune!

London Hotter Than Ibiza

So just because England had a few decent days weather the British newspapers were full of stories about how warm it is and comparing London to various “exotic” locations such as Barcelona, Rome and the Algarve, amongst others. Brits (I speak as one) really cant handle anything other than a vaguely damp time of things.

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You don’t see this in Green Park

But my favourite has to have been “London “hotter than Ibiza”” from the Guardian. Trust me, only in terms of the temperature darlings, only the temperature!

The spring weather may not be the best thing about Ibiza (though it is undoubtedly dramatic) but the sexy Ibiza escort girls are starting to arrive back for the season, so things are definitely hotting up in Ibiza. My Italian lovelies are scheduled to return in a few days and they will definitely drive the temperature up under a few collars!

Ally s Angels Escorts Ibiza looks set for the hottest and best year so far, with the vast majority of the girls that we represented last year returning to work with us again, which is extremely unusual in this business and says all sorts of good things about the team and the way they treated the girls with respects, courtesy, professionalism and a sense of humour last year.

So London and the rest of England has pretty much had its warm spell for the year, though I hope Wimbledon gets good weather as I may visit and nothing is better than paying the price of a house for a small bowl of strawberries and cream while dressed to the nines.

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OMG there’s a cloud!

But while Londoners look back with nostalgia and longing to their weekend of warmth, I am getting ready for both the hot weather and the hot babes and the (hopefully) red hot telephone from all the client calls and bookings!

Its amazing how much goes into getting ready for the season each year. I guess its not that different to the clubs, bars and hotels. The website needs a good dose of cleaning and redecorating; staff need recruiting and training; all the equipment needs checking, replacing or upgrading; and the suppliers have to be arranged and everything agreed. You really can not put a business such as this together on the fly. Well, you can, but that’s when things go wrong.

So all the hard work goes in now to make sure that we have the minimum stress and the maximum fun in the sun. London is hotter than Ibiza? Not if I have anything to do with it.

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x