How To Build An Escort Agency (Part 12)

If you have read all of How To Build An Escort Agency through to Part 11, you now have a good website that is showing high on the search engines and on escort directories. Escorts are signing up with you and clients are calling. A process of trial and error will show you how to sell the client on the escort and escort on taking the booking. Girls can get tired, they might not go without a driver taking them, they might not like the location, etc. It is too complicated to get into all this in a simple blog. But let me explain how things can go wrong for you as an agency, while the clients and escorts might be happy.

The first set are if you do not have your own driver to take the girls and rely on taxis or them getting themselves there. When my friends were building Marbella Beauties they made the mistake of doing just that, and they ran into a whole series of issues that took more time than making the business in terms of getting inquiries. Remember, it not a sale until you have been paid. And it is easy for people to short change you. Having your escort wearing fishnet stockings and black patent high heels with red solesown trusted driver on the ground will deal with most of these common cons. And, I can not emphasize enough, most girls are very honest and trustworthy. But the small number who are not can cause headaches and lose you a lot of money. Remember the most important security check – when the escort arrives, have client and escort check in to confirm all is good. At the time the booking is due to end, do the same. It is not infallible, but it helps make sure everyone is safe and sound at least.

“I got rejected at the door” The escort sends a message to the agency that she has been knocked back and is going home upset. She and the client then agree a cheaper rate or longer for the same money and the agency loses out.

“I am going home to bed” this often means “I am extending the booking without telling the agency and keeping all the money for myself”

Extras- the girl can agree to extra service with the client for more money and not tell the agency. That includes staying longer or seeing their friend(s) as well without the agency getting more money.

Exchanging phones numbers. It is quite common for girls to take the clients number and vice versa. Unless you are in the room or have permission to check their phone, there is not a lot you can do if they agree to see each other later in the day / week / whatever without telling you. All you can do is stay in touch with everyone. Again, a good driver will normally spot this as the texting will begin as soon as she gets in the car.

Bringing in “their friend”. “hey babe, I have a sexy friend who loves to do threesomes with me. Shall I get her down’ It will only cost you and extra…” of which the agency sees nothing

Selling extra supplies. Some things that girls sell as extras are fine and nothing to do with you – bottles of wine, extra condoms, whatever. Though with a driver on site that could be your profit. But what if she decides to sell cocaine or MDMA and says she is selling it for the agency, or that you supplied her. I am sorry, but the only way for an escort agency to stay clear in this is to take the Nancy Reagan line. Just say no. Do not supply it to the girls. Do not supply it to the clients. Do not supply it to your driver. Do not tell clients, escorts or drivers where to get it (even if you know). This also has the added advantage of making you less interesting to drug dealers looking to “partner” with someone. And you can sleep without any fear of people in wind breakers and caps knocking at your door.

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The Life Of An Escort

Petra J .. an old escort girl showed me the way. She did a lot with me, that is, she took me with her. One man, two women. You cannot learn better. She explained to me how to work physically, mentally and financially as an escort in Ibiza.

Escort Ibiza – – – – That means?
Petra J .. An example. A customer comes and wants traffic without rubber for 20 euros. I get in and then convince him of blisters with chest touch for 30 euros. In the end he is happy, although he did not get what he wanted. This is psychology. But today, the fewest women know how to do it. You have to learn that. There is a need for human knowledge.

Escort Ibiza – – – – What was the craziest thing a customer asked you to do?
Petra J .. This was down here in Kurfürsten street. A customer stops. He immediately says he has a curious desire. There was a bratwurst on the passenger seat. I should introduce him anal. And he wanted to turn on the bratwurst sitting with me a round in the car. I just thought, could it be? You can take a dildo. But he was dragging a bratwurst.

tumblr_nw73c8BcuO1uwo5odo1_500Escort Ibiza – – – – But you did it?
Petra J .. Yes, of course. He paid me 80 marks. For once around the block drive.

Escort Ibiza – – – – The money kept but your friend and pimp?
Petra J .. Yes, I have always delivered everything. I also cleaned and cooked. He was a bodybuilder, and if the vanilla shake was not what he wanted, I got it overhead. He beat me up and raped me. Once he tied me up in the ice cold on the balcony and poured over with water. I do not know why I liked that. Meanwhile, he’s dead. He’s got his punishment.

Escort Ibiza – – – – Your new friend knows what you are working for?
Petra J .. Yes. He is nice to me, also wants me to get off. At the moment, however, he is under investigation. Somehow is always chaos with me.

Escort Ibiza – – – – A pimp you no longer have?
Petra J .. No. Women of my age do not have a pimp. We are no longer profitable. This is worth only 30, 32, with Dominas perhaps a bit longer ..

Escort Ibiza – – – – How many customers do you have a day?
Petra J .. Two to three a week. Nothing compared to earlier. There were always seven, eight serpents waiting for them.
Escort Ibiza – – – – What have you earned in the years?
Petra J .. I can not say exactly. It used to be a thousand on a good day. A friend has calculated it for itself and has come to several million sales.

Escort Ibiza – – – – Have you covered anything?
Petra J .. No. Everything away. I get a pension of 62 euros later. My jewelry, my Cartier watch, I had to sell everything

Marbella is changing again

As a visitor and occasional native of Marbella over recent few decades, it has been interesting to view the ambience of the area change over times. From the original peak of the 1980s “Costa Del Crime” upsurge, when mobsters moved to the Coast with their crews to get a kick out of the tricky or non existing extradition conventions, to today’s world-wide high-end scene, Marbella and its neighboring local areas such as Puerto Banus, Sotogrande, Riviera, and Nueva Andalucia has changed at a spectacular rate while nonetheless staying untouched at its centre.

Marbella and local area these days is an intriguing mix of the seedy and the prestigious. Though I guess for lots of people, the seedy sphere of narcotics and criminals in viewed as glamorous so there is quite possibly some overlap between them.

There is most certainly a contingent of gangsters (both organized and remarkably dis-organized!) that is extremely apparent and might seem to be unimpressed by the supposed rise in world-wide police co-operation. Yet there is also a growing truly luxury sector to the area, and that is now significant.

Any place you visit on the Costa del Sol, it is apparent that there are an increasing quantity of travelers from North America and the far east. They are now driving the financial investment and real estate development boom in a similar way that Arab and drug laundering cash performed in the 80s. Their entrance is propelling the local business community to adapt to meet their many different demands.

Individuals from the USA would be very dissatisfied with the poor quality “beefsteak” that many restaurants provide. And this in a country renowned for its cattle and meat… Consequently low-end restaurants are progressively more turning into specialists or are boosting their standards to those of the best restaurants in the area, who are equally moving further up in the quality stakes (sorry for the pun…)

In a similar vein, the out-of-date criminal laden Sleek nightclub has been replaced by the gangster laden Cavalli Club.All this while Olivia Valeres disco just goes on in its own way doing its own thing as it has done for ages.

To give a very distinct instance from the professional services sector; Marbella escort agencies who exclusively offer dull young pretty things with no language skills or charm; and those agencies who are resistant to agree to accept revenue in dollars or credit cards will be unable to keep up with agencies such as 2nd Circle Escort Marbella or high class Marbella escorts working for The Escort Marbella Agency. Those firms are offering breathtaking high-class working girls from a mix of cultures with a wide range of language abilities. And due to the fact that they are expertly managed businesses instead of some type of “life-style” endeavor, they can offer various payment alternatives. They are also reputable, genuine and keep their agreements. Which makes a change apparently!

Marbella and the Costa Del Sol will continue to change. I hope it will be in a positive way. It has had the tendency to be in the past, regardless of the periodic major hiccup on the voyage.

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Set Up An Escort Agency! It Is Really Simple!

People think that setting up an escort agency is the easiest thing in the world. All you have to do is get a bevy of gorgeous women to trust you, build a website and get it onto the front page of Google and then have clients call you.  Easy.

Riiight.

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Very simple move. When you can do it.

It is certainly a lot easier to start an escort agency business than to start, say, a rival to Mercedes Benz or SpaceX. But that’s not the same as being easy. Setting up an escort agency and being successful requires a combination of brains, balls, money and skills. Obviously the more money you initially have, the less brains and fewer skills you need, because you can hire those in. But surely it must be easy to sell men on the idea of spending time with sexy escorts?

Take each of those three broad stages in turn; getting beautiful escorts to trust you with their reputations and safety, getting a website to the top of the first page on Google, and having clients call and book dates with your new collection of escort girls.

If you say each of them quickly, it doesn’t sound like much. But think about it for a minute and the problems become a little clearer.

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Just walk up and ask if they are hookers. Easy!

Recruiting the right selection of sexy escorts is surely easy? All professional escorts are just in it for the money, so surely they will work for anyone? Well firstly, that’s not true because they are placing their reputations, finances and physical safety into the hands of the escort agency they work with. Secondly, how do you recruit them? You can´t call them because you don’t know them. They wont call you because they don’t know you. And you cant call the ads on the internet or the (in places such as Spain) newspapers because those are mainly placed by rival escort agencies. Hmmm…

Surely getting your new escort agency website to show on Google is easy? Well, leave aside building your site in the first place because that is increasingly easy. And if you build it, Google will find it. But for Google to rank it, the absolute minimum factors they look for are relevance and trust. That means having a minimum number of words (no, I don’t plan on telling you that here!) with a minimum percentage of them exactly the same as the keywords that potential clients search for. And again, I’m not going to tell you what the optimal keyword density is or how to find the most important keywords that clients use when looking for escorts in Marbella, London escorts, whatever. They are all different, by the way. Then, most importantly, you need to prove to Google that your site is trustworthy by getting lots of links (backlinks) to your new London escort agency site from lots of older and highly trusted sites. Just to give you an idea, if you want to market glamorous Marbella escorts you will need to have over 10,000 links into your site to even be in the game. Nice.

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Waiting for your adverts to work

You cannot use Google adwords for your sexy girls in Ibiza or wherever, as Google will not accept advertising for anything that could be sexual services, despite the fact that the internet is essentially a sex delivery system. So, that’s pretty straightforward then.

Now all you have to do is to get clients to trust your new escort agency and make bookings with you. Well what could go wrong with that? Well, if you have an escort agency anywhere other than a small town there is the language barrier. If you have escorts in Marbella, for example, you will get calls in Spanish, English, German, Russian, Swedish, Italian, French…

And you might find that potential clients have some concerns that you need to assuage. Are the escort women in the photos the escort girls that will actually arrive? Are the photos of your sexy escorts real?  Will the Marbella escorts be accompanied by large men who steal your belongings? Are the girls you represent trafficked? Are they underage? Are they professional escorts of their own free will? Are you drug dealers?

The answers, by the way, had better be yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, no. In that order.

And now all you have to do is get the escort girls to the booking, have them get paid, keep them safe, get you commission, pay your taxes and stay 100% within the law. So that’s OK then.

Good luck with all that and I hope to compete with you in the near future.

Kisses

Ally x

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Drug dealers advertising

This hysterical article in The Metro was sent to me a few weeks ago. I´ve been thinking about it and I’m still not sure whether to be impressed with the initiative or stunned by the stupidity.

A drug dealer called Jay has been card-dropping business cards around Fallowfield in Manchester to give potential customers his phone number. How do I know he´s a drug dealer? because he has been attaching little samples of weed to the business cards that he leaves.

You see the quandary – impressive initiative and classic marketing. There is nothing like a free sample to build a bit of traction with customers. But  he is doing something illegal and giving the police the means to catch him. Even if they don´t call the number to set up a buy he´d better keep his GPS off!

Don´t get me wrong, I absolutely use card drops to advertise the services of every Ibiza escort I represent. And I know that my friends who manage escorts in Marbella do the same. But what we are doing is totally legal.

So I’m still not sure what I think about Jay and his advertising campaign around the University of

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No free samples

Manchester. Part of me hope he prospers for his initiative and balls, part of me hopes he gets busted for his apparent stupidity. yet another part hopes that students don’t take drugs…riiiight.

In any case, since it´s legal I shall continue advertising my sexy Ibiza escorts and I´m sure the same will be true for all 2nd Circle´s girls in Marbella. And no, there are no free samples!

Kisses

Ally x

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