How To Build An Escort Agency (Part 12)

If you have read all of How To Build An Escort Agency through to Part 11, you now have a good website that is showing high on the search engines and on escort directories. Escorts are signing up with you and clients are calling. A process of trial and error will show you how to sell the client on the escort and escort on taking the booking. Girls can get tired, they might not go without a driver taking them, they might not like the location, etc. It is too complicated to get into all this in a simple blog. But let me explain how things can go wrong for you as an agency, while the clients and escorts might be happy.

The first set are if you do not have your own driver to take the girls and rely on taxis or them getting themselves there. When my friends were building Marbella Beauties they made the mistake of doing just that, and they ran into a whole series of issues that took more time than making the business in terms of getting inquiries. Remember, it not a sale until you have been paid. And it is easy for people to short change you. Having your escort wearing fishnet stockings and black patent high heels with red solesown trusted driver on the ground will deal with most of these common cons. And, I can not emphasize enough, most girls are very honest and trustworthy. But the small number who are not can cause headaches and lose you a lot of money. Remember the most important security check – when the escort arrives, have client and escort check in to confirm all is good. At the time the booking is due to end, do the same. It is not infallible, but it helps make sure everyone is safe and sound at least.

“I got rejected at the door” The escort sends a message to the agency that she has been knocked back and is going home upset. She and the client then agree a cheaper rate or longer for the same money and the agency loses out.

“I am going home to bed” this often means “I am extending the booking without telling the agency and keeping all the money for myself”

Extras- the girl can agree to extra service with the client for more money and not tell the agency. That includes staying longer or seeing their friend(s) as well without the agency getting more money.

Exchanging phones numbers. It is quite common for girls to take the clients number and vice versa. Unless you are in the room or have permission to check their phone, there is not a lot you can do if they agree to see each other later in the day / week / whatever without telling you. All you can do is stay in touch with everyone. Again, a good driver will normally spot this as the texting will begin as soon as she gets in the car.

Bringing in “their friend”. “hey babe, I have a sexy friend who loves to do threesomes with me. Shall I get her down’ It will only cost you and extra…” of which the agency sees nothing

Selling extra supplies. Some things that girls sell as extras are fine and nothing to do with you – bottles of wine, extra condoms, whatever. Though with a driver on site that could be your profit. But what if she decides to sell cocaine or MDMA and says she is selling it for the agency, or that you supplied her. I am sorry, but the only way for an escort agency to stay clear in this is to take the Nancy Reagan line. Just say no. Do not supply it to the girls. Do not supply it to the clients. Do not supply it to your driver. Do not tell clients, escorts or drivers where to get it (even if you know). This also has the added advantage of making you less interesting to drug dealers looking to “partner” with someone. And you can sleep without any fear of people in wind breakers and caps knocking at your door.

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The Life Of An Escort

Petra J .. an old escort girl showed me the way. She did a lot with me, that is, she took me with her. One man, two women. You cannot learn better. She explained to me how to work physically, mentally and financially as an escort in Ibiza.

Escort Ibiza – – – – That means?
Petra J .. An example. A customer comes and wants traffic without rubber for 20 euros. I get in and then convince him of blisters with chest touch for 30 euros. In the end he is happy, although he did not get what he wanted. This is psychology. But today, the fewest women know how to do it. You have to learn that. There is a need for human knowledge.

Escort Ibiza – – – – What was the craziest thing a customer asked you to do?
Petra J .. This was down here in Kurfürsten street. A customer stops. He immediately says he has a curious desire. There was a bratwurst on the passenger seat. I should introduce him anal. And he wanted to turn on the bratwurst sitting with me a round in the car. I just thought, could it be? You can take a dildo. But he was dragging a bratwurst.

tumblr_nw73c8BcuO1uwo5odo1_500Escort Ibiza – – – – But you did it?
Petra J .. Yes, of course. He paid me 80 marks. For once around the block drive.

Escort Ibiza – – – – The money kept but your friend and pimp?
Petra J .. Yes, I have always delivered everything. I also cleaned and cooked. He was a bodybuilder, and if the vanilla shake was not what he wanted, I got it overhead. He beat me up and raped me. Once he tied me up in the ice cold on the balcony and poured over with water. I do not know why I liked that. Meanwhile, he’s dead. He’s got his punishment.

Escort Ibiza – – – – Your new friend knows what you are working for?
Petra J .. Yes. He is nice to me, also wants me to get off. At the moment, however, he is under investigation. Somehow is always chaos with me.

Escort Ibiza – – – – A pimp you no longer have?
Petra J .. No. Women of my age do not have a pimp. We are no longer profitable. This is worth only 30, 32, with Dominas perhaps a bit longer ..

Escort Ibiza – – – – How many customers do you have a day?
Petra J .. Two to three a week. Nothing compared to earlier. There were always seven, eight serpents waiting for them.
Escort Ibiza – – – – What have you earned in the years?
Petra J .. I can not say exactly. It used to be a thousand on a good day. A friend has calculated it for itself and has come to several million sales.

Escort Ibiza – – – – Have you covered anything?
Petra J .. No. Everything away. I get a pension of 62 euros later. My jewelry, my Cartier watch, I had to sell everything

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Science Analyses The Biggest Relationship Deal-Breakers

Social scientists at Western Sydney University have compiled six studies involving over 6,500 people and their omnibus study has come up with a definitive list of relationship deal breakers for both men and women. The results are excellent and gender-bending to some degree.

Starting with the criteria for a quick shag or one-night stand. That´s easy. The only deal breakers were “smells bad” and “has poor hygiene”- “Basically, for short-term partners, if they have a toothbrush, they’re good to go,” said Gregory Webster, associate professor of social psychology at the University of Florida, to the Wall Street Journal.

Nicely phrased. Yes, every girl who wants to escort Ibiza clients for us or be a Marbella escort needs to carry a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and perfume!

brad pitt and angelina jolie dance tango in mr and mrs smithUnsurprisingly women have more criteria than men for breaking up. But the factors that women care about are not those that stereotypes would have us expect. Kindness? Good potential parent? Nope. “No sense of humour”, “bad sex” and “lacks confidence”. Clearly what we want is an Alpha who makes us laugh and come till the windows shatter.

Sounds right.

Men were only more concerned than women about “low libido” and “talks too much”.  Which proves that quantity of sex matters over quality and men are generally less verbal. Shock.

But both genders agreed on the three worst “deal-breakers” – being “disheveled”, “lazy” or “needy”.

Interestingly, that´s exactly the same things that my girls in Ibiza and my escort friends in Marbella find off-putting!

So here is the full list:

1. “Disheveled or unclean appearance”: 71 per cent of women, 63 per cent of men

2. “Lazy”: 72 per cent of women, 60 per cent of men

3. “Too needy”: 69 per cent of women, 57 per cent of men

4. “No sense of humour”: 58 per cent of women, 50 per cent of men

5. “Lives far away”: 47 per cent of women, 51 per cent of mentumblr_n0lkr9HTKU1rfj6pmo1_500

6. “Bad sex”: 50 per cent of women, 44 per cent of men

7. “Lacking self-confidence”: 47 per cent of women, 33 per cent of men

8. “Too much TV or video games”: 41 per cent of women, 25 per cent of men

9. “Low sex drive”: 27 per cent of women, 39 per cent of men

10. “Stubborn”: 34 per cent of women, 32 per cent of men

11. “Talks too much”: 20 per cent of women, 26 per cent of men

12. “Too quiet”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

13. “Blunt”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

14. “Does not want children”: 15 per cent of women, 13 per cent of men

15. “Has kids”: 12 per cent of women, 14 per cent of men

16. “Too athletic”: 10 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men

17. “Not athletic”: 6 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men.

The take-away from this? Men and women want the same things. Deal with it and move on.

Kisses

Ally x

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What happens when a woman is drunk in public?

When men find a woman drunk and apparently in need of help, what happens? They proposition her, try to get her more drunk, and attempt to trick her back to their hotels rooms.One apparently even tries to get intimate with her in the street!

I don’t often find myself reading The Metro but this article was sent to me and while it staggering, disgusting and shattering to watch it actually happening, it really isn’t surprising.

The experiment was set up and filmed by the Centro Europeo Neurosalus, which is a rehab clinic. It was shot in central Madrid at 5.30 on a weekday. Now I´m sure that some people´s knowing reaction will be “ah…Spanish men” but right at the start of the video it is pointed out that the same experiment has already been conducted in other cities including Los Angeles.

Probably the most shocking thing about the video is that it wasn’t shot on a Saturday night. It is early evening (mid afternoon for the Spanish) on a work day. So what would / does go on every Friday and Saturday night?

This is part of the reason why we take the security of every Ibiza escort so seriously. And I know that our friends who represent escorts in Marbella feel the same. If a “civilian” can be treated like this in the middle of the afternoon in a public square, what might happen to an escort in Ibiza or a beautiful young lady in Marbella while everyone is partying?

So my security team and receptionists are fairly fanatical and puritanical about escorts being drunk or in any other way “worse for wear”. If clients want to drink or let their hair down in whatever way they choose, good for them. But I will not allow the ladies I represent to put themselves in harms way for the sake of having a couple of drinks.

So it sounds a little puritanical and prudish for an escort agency in party-central, but if a girl is drunk or off her game in any way, we will lose a booking rather than send her out there.

Looking at this video, you can see why.

Kisses

Ally x

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