How To Build An Escort Agency (Part 12)

If you have read all of How To Build An Escort Agency through to Part 11, you now have a good website that is showing high on the search engines and on escort directories. Escorts are signing up with you and clients are calling. A process of trial and error will show you how to sell the client on the escort and escort on taking the booking. Girls can get tired, they might not go without a driver taking them, they might not like the location, etc. It is too complicated to get into all this in a simple blog. But let me explain how things can go wrong for you as an agency, while the clients and escorts might be happy.

The first set are if you do not have your own driver to take the girls and rely on taxis or them getting themselves there. When my friends were building Marbella Beauties they made the mistake of doing just that, and they ran into a whole series of issues that took more time than making the business in terms of getting inquiries. Remember, it not a sale until you have been paid. And it is easy for people to short change you. Having your escort wearing fishnet stockings and black patent high heels with red solesown trusted driver on the ground will deal with most of these common cons. And, I can not emphasize enough, most girls are very honest and trustworthy. But the small number who are not can cause headaches and lose you a lot of money. Remember the most important security check – when the escort arrives, have client and escort check in to confirm all is good. At the time the booking is due to end, do the same. It is not infallible, but it helps make sure everyone is safe and sound at least.

“I got rejected at the door” The escort sends a message to the agency that she has been knocked back and is going home upset. She and the client then agree a cheaper rate or longer for the same money and the agency loses out.

“I am going home to bed” this often means “I am extending the booking without telling the agency and keeping all the money for myself”

Extras- the girl can agree to extra service with the client for more money and not tell the agency. That includes staying longer or seeing their friend(s) as well without the agency getting more money.

Exchanging phones numbers. It is quite common for girls to take the clients number and vice versa. Unless you are in the room or have permission to check their phone, there is not a lot you can do if they agree to see each other later in the day / week / whatever without telling you. All you can do is stay in touch with everyone. Again, a good driver will normally spot this as the texting will begin as soon as she gets in the car.

Bringing in “their friend”. “hey babe, I have a sexy friend who loves to do threesomes with me. Shall I get her down’ It will only cost you and extra…” of which the agency sees nothing

Selling extra supplies. Some things that girls sell as extras are fine and nothing to do with you – bottles of wine, extra condoms, whatever. Though with a driver on site that could be your profit. But what if she decides to sell cocaine or MDMA and says she is selling it for the agency, or that you supplied her. I am sorry, but the only way for an escort agency to stay clear in this is to take the Nancy Reagan line. Just say no. Do not supply it to the girls. Do not supply it to the clients. Do not supply it to your driver. Do not tell clients, escorts or drivers where to get it (even if you know). This also has the added advantage of making you less interesting to drug dealers looking to “partner” with someone. And you can sleep without any fear of people in wind breakers and caps knocking at your door.

Life as a High Class Ibiza Escort

Eventually, truth be told, if you work a a girl who escorts Ibiza visitors for money, there will most likely at some point be warmth, lubing, chafing and orgasm.

High class Ibiza escorts and the escort providers they tap the services of are truly fortuitous given that they do not have to perform such stupid schemes. In Spain it is truly perfectly legal to buy or advertise sex, provided that the lady is truly over twenty one and officially able to being employed in the country. The topmost working girl Ibiza can offer might just be normally a towering photo and runway model or a minute buxom Brazilian lady. That is a point of predilection. The most ideal of the prostitutes Ibiza can deliver might be normally a Mother I Like to Fuck (MILF) in her forties with a hot figure or a rangy skinny Romanian who discourses ten different languages. That is up to the consumer to evaluate.

It does not matter precisely what “edge of the current market” you are normally at. That just shapes the sites and the thread count of the sheets. It does not topic what specific niche you toil. You might be a 22 years of age “schoolgirl” or a forty year old MILF. You can potentially be really bleached or brown, supply water-sports or otherwise, advertise your services to human beings who particularly want to be normally managed and slapped around a bit and are usually into BDSM. You may possibly do role-play and have an amazing selection of sexy uniforms and fancy dress costumes. You might be a super attractive Ibiza babe at most times or enjoy the majority of your precious time in your pyjamas.

Escorts, strumpets, pros, streetwalkers, whores, call girls, harlots. As Belle du Jour played by Billie Piper points out in The Secret Diary Of A Call Girl “I do not care about exactly what you call me. That is just semantics.” Which ever nomenclature you use, the duty at some time is the same eventually. To get it on with a human being you have only at this moment met face to face, in return for which he would give you money.

You possibly will be normally a free lance with your own site and enjoy heaps of your hours on the cell phones and WhatsApp. You could possibly work for one courtesan firm alone, or be actually listed with fifty or much more. You could work in a bawdy house, a gents club, from a flat or simply just go to what ever motel or private address the individual desires. Or you may well nothing but do blowjobs in the back seat of a car.

It does not really distinction however much a call girl company could use euphemisms and lawful coverings. Almost everyone know that precisely what is actually sincerely taking place is truly the transfer of money for fleshly gratification. I love it when firms have renunciations like “This company furnishes an intro favor only. Prices stated are normally simply for time and companionship. Any lustful act that could actually transpire does so freely concerning approving people” and then they list professional services including unprotected blow job, Come In Mouth and Greek on their website!

Still the barter of shapeliness and intimacy appeal for an income and what it can buy is always the same and are going to be so as long as humans indulge in fornication.

Marbella is changing again

As a visitor and occasional native of Marbella over recent few decades, it has been interesting to view the ambience of the area change over times. From the original peak of the 1980s “Costa Del Crime” upsurge, when mobsters moved to the Coast with their crews to get a kick out of the tricky or non existing extradition conventions, to today’s world-wide high-end scene, Marbella and its neighboring local areas such as Puerto Banus, Sotogrande, Riviera, and Nueva Andalucia has changed at a spectacular rate while nonetheless staying untouched at its centre.

Marbella and local area these days is an intriguing mix of the seedy and the prestigious. Though I guess for lots of people, the seedy sphere of narcotics and criminals in viewed as glamorous so there is quite possibly some overlap between them.

There is most certainly a contingent of gangsters (both organized and remarkably dis-organized!) that is extremely apparent and might seem to be unimpressed by the supposed rise in world-wide police co-operation. Yet there is also a growing truly luxury sector to the area, and that is now significant.

Any place you visit on the Costa del Sol, it is apparent that there are an increasing quantity of travelers from North America and the far east. They are now driving the financial investment and real estate development boom in a similar way that Arab and drug laundering cash performed in the 80s. Their entrance is propelling the local business community to adapt to meet their many different demands.

Individuals from the USA would be very dissatisfied with the poor quality “beefsteak” that many restaurants provide. And this in a country renowned for its cattle and meat… Consequently low-end restaurants are progressively more turning into specialists or are boosting their standards to those of the best restaurants in the area, who are equally moving further up in the quality stakes (sorry for the pun…)

In a similar vein, the out-of-date criminal laden Sleek nightclub has been replaced by the gangster laden Cavalli Club.All this while Olivia Valeres disco just goes on in its own way doing its own thing as it has done for ages.

To give a very distinct instance from the professional services sector; Marbella escort agencies who exclusively offer dull young pretty things with no language skills or charm; and those agencies who are resistant to agree to accept revenue in dollars or credit cards will be unable to keep up with agencies such as 2nd Circle Escort Marbella or high class Marbella escorts working for The Escort Marbella Agency. Those firms are offering breathtaking high-class working girls from a mix of cultures with a wide range of language abilities. And due to the fact that they are expertly managed businesses instead of some type of “life-style” endeavor, they can offer various payment alternatives. They are also reputable, genuine and keep their agreements. Which makes a change apparently!

Marbella and the Costa Del Sol will continue to change. I hope it will be in a positive way. It has had the tendency to be in the past, regardless of the periodic major hiccup on the voyage.

Barcelona & Madrid Sex

If you are a male visiting either Barcelona or Madrid then you are confronted with a vast and bewildering variety of inviting women who are either ostensibly attainable and eager to get laid; or absolutely definitely easily available and all set to have a good time. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the romance but I am a sure thing.” In brief, players in Barcelona and Madrid possess the choice among thrilling and attractive nonprofessionals or even more desirable and more amazing professionals. Welcome to the realm of skilled courtesans in Madrid & Barcelona.

If a man finds yourself in Madrid or Barcelona and hopes for a seductive encounter, then that is the decision; hope to get lucky with an amateur or choose to look for the hottest escort Madrid will deliver or probably the most fantastic escort Barcelona can produce?

The great feature of prostitutes is certainty. Yes, certainly there is usually the query in the hindpart (or even front end) of the customers mind around whether the hottie is genuinely into them or the number they are doing jointly. However, that concern is always there too actually still in a encounter with an amateur? However, with an escort you are sure that the conclusion is made sure. You are going to get laid if you wish to!

If you are searching for flirtation, companionship or merely a lustful thrill ride then it belongs to probably the most primary evaluations; do you devote precious time, vitality and money in the quest for a rookie girlfriend and gamble on identifying one that is really game for it and a good fuck? What happens if you spend a lot of pounds and cannot get her to the bedroom? More upsetting, perhaps you succeed in tracking down a girlfriend only to locate that she is awful in the sack and a major sex-related dissatisfaction?

Or do you go the alternative path; employ the services of a skilled professional call-girl while you remain in Barcelona or Madrid? It might not have the adventure of the hunt and the promise of long term passion, however it does assure that your hard earned cash is sure to get a result. And you can also guarantee that the woman that you commit funds to invest precious time with is a passionate professional who is going to have the capacity to quake your planet and release your secret appetites– irrespective of how unconventional they may be!

And, within legal limits and the limits of negotiation, virtually every single sensual need or phantasy you may possibly ever have is possible with a professional Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the things that you might wake up to on your initial drug and excitement improved early date, or you invest weeks or more gently moving to with a “special lady” are there for the asking with a skilled professional. From probably the most plain of needing to try some brand new sexual positions to men whose fancies are even more peculiar, there is bound to be an avid and proficient specialist only too able to serve!

Getting Laid in Madrid & Barcelona

If a fella remains in Madrid or Barcelona and hopes for a sexual escapade, then that is the decision; hope to have mediocre sex with a rookie or make the choice to seek out the sexiest escort Madrid has to present or the most thrilling escort Barcelona can produce?

The fantastic feature of call girls is inevitability. Yes, there is regularly the question in the hindpart (or even front) of the punters head around whether the girl is honestly into them or the act they are undertaking together. However, is not that question mark of anxiety there actually still in an fuck fest with a casual pick up? But with a prostitute you can rest assured that the final result is ensured. You are going to get sex if you would like to!

If you are a guy heading to either Barcelona or Madrid then you are confronted with an extensive and confusing array of hot females who are either ostensibly obtainable and eager to socialise; or absolutely truly easily available and primed to party. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the romance, but I am a sure thing.” Basically, fellas in Barcelona and Madrid possess the decision in between stimulating and inviting rookies and more sexy and a lot more exciting professionals. Welcome to the industry of expert whores in Barcelona and Madrid.

If you are seeking romance, company or no more than a sexual encounter then it is one of the most straight forward evaluations; do you invest your time, ardor and hard earned cash in the search for a rookie partner and bet one’s bottom dollar tracking down one who is ready for it and a good fuck? Imagine you invest loads of pounds and fail to pick up? Much worse, it could be that you succeed in tracking down a girlfriend only to identify that she is second-rate in bed and a genuine lustful frustration?

Or do you go the other path; employ the services of a specialist whore while you remain in Barcelona or Madrid? It may possibly not have the thrill of the chase and the hope of prolonged flirtation, however, it does assure that your money is absolutely sure to get you laid. And you can additionally be sure that the woman that you invest hard earned cash to shell out time with is a sexual player who will have the ability to quake your planet and unshackle your undercover appetites– no matter how out of the ordinary they may possibly be!

And, within legal limits and the restrictions of discussions, virtually each and every sexual appetite or phantasy you may ever have is within reach with an expert Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the many things that you quite possibly get up to on your early pharmaceutical and excitement bolstered initial date, or you devote days or months building up to with a “sweetheart” can be had the asking with a high quality. From the most modest of wanting to attempt some brand new sex positions to men whose fancies are even more peculiar, there is bound to be an eager and skillful specialist only too happy to assist!

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Getting Stabbed In Ibiza Pays Well

24 year old British tourist Grant Sommerville was stabbed by a taxi driver in Ibiza in 2013. It happened in a dispute over a taxi fare. He received 22 staples in his stomach to repair the injuries. And 39,000 euros in compensation from the taxi driver.

The whole story is covered very well here in the Metro. To anyone who knows the lovely island of Ibiza it sounds like an all too familiar story; a gang of drunk young Brits, a stressed, angry and possibly frightened local, and a dispute over not very much money.

Like many taxi drivers in Ibiza, Antonio Mari Planells, aged 31, did exactly the wrong things if de-escalating the problem was his intention. He should have realised that pretty much all Brits assume that everyone overseas is trying to rip them off and will wreak terrible vengeance on them like a Mexican drug cartel given half a chance.

But Mr Sommerville and his friends were probably right in their assumption about being ripped off in this case. Many of our lovely escort girls in Ibiza used to find themselves in the back of a licensed taxi who claimed not to know where the Hard Rock Hotel is (erm, really?) or how to get from Ibiza town to San Antonio in less than an hour.

But my point isn’t that lots of taxi drivers on Ibiza could do with a bit more of the “knowledge” or even Google maps on their phone!

My point is that 39,000 euros in compensation for 22 staples and a terrific battle scar will seem like a fair deal to lots of young British men. On an average Saturday night in any British town there are thousands of men willing to risk a stabbing over a pint of crappy lager.

So, our beautiful escorts will only be using our own drivers from now on. And leaving the taxis to the compensation seeking boys with their hospital beds booked.

Kisses

Ally

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Two Hours In The Life

So what does a couple of hours in my life look like when I’m managing bookings at high season?

Okay, so it’s 3 AM and I’m sat on my bed with the air conditioning going full blast. My desk lamp is on the night table beside me. Also on the night table the pot of Earl Grey tea in a little china teapot with a cup. Under the bed is my small white dog. Sat beside me on the bed is my marmalade cat.

Much more practical than satin

Much more practical than satin

I am not dressed in silky satin lingerie. Instead I’m wearing my daisy duke shorts and a peasant top. My hair is scrunched up in an untidy ponytail and held firmly in place with a pen. My wedge heels are discarded at the foot of the bed. Not the image of a Madam you expected is it?

My night really started about nine in the evening when a gentleman who I’ve spoken with for almost a week came on and asked if we could provide this service in Cairo. As we haven’t booked a girl with him all week and have negotiated price constantly, I told him that as it happens I cannot provide a service in Cairo.

I do try to help out regular customers all around the world as I have contact with escort girls who travel independently and let me know where they are on their travels, other suppliers and other agencies. Frankly I can and am very happy to help out and put beautiful girls and nice gentleman together.

That gentleman was followed by one of my ladies wanting another lady to join her and her personal client (booked directly with her on a regular basis). That doesn’t happen very often but it’s always very flattering when one of your professional escorts trust you enough to ask you to provide another girl to join her in the service.

How I should probably dress to answer the phone in the early hours

How I should probably dress to answer the phone in the early hours

So in the last thirty minutes I arranged for Jessica to turn up. Jessica has long blonde hair, is cute end petite and will do very well besides Julia who is tall and dark. So that is how my evening started a few hours ago and now it’s 3:30 AM and I’m dealing with potential  clients of all nationalities.

I have a couple who only speak Spanish who would like a bisexual lady to join them. A gentleman who speaks Russian (I think) and his message on WhatsApp says that he is looking for a lady that wants to buy a second hand car! Oh the joys of translation software!  It’s all very well if one of the parties is at least using their first language, but when all parties concerned are using the second or third language to try and negotiate a deal you can imagine how complicated it can get.

I have arranged for a lovely gentleman from Denmark to meet a sweet Ibiza escort girl from Brazil and I’m now talking to a gentleman from Qatar and making arrangements for him and his friend from Saudi Arabia. And I am also back chatting to local Spanish gentlemen and a financial services recruitment consultant on holiday from the UK.

It at this point in the evening that I decided that maybe I be better employed in International relations than running an escort business in Ibiza. But maybe it’s all the same thing really. (Fill in your own gag here)

So why do escorts bring together people of all nations and backgrounds?

So why do escorts bring together people of all nations and backgrounds?

If only we all got on so well in other areas of our lives, life would be so much nicer I think.

It seems the gentleman from Qatar would like to see the Russian girl I sent details of and his friend from Saudi Arabia would like to see a hot Spanish chica. So like some large international game of chess, all the pieces are now in play. I do hope it doesn’t turn into a game of snakes and ladders.

Now it’s just after four and I have got another hour or so to take it easy before the early morning rush starts about 5 AM right through to 8 AM. It might just get really busy and that’s when this will turn into something much more like an adrenaline-fuelled version of the 3D chess from Star Trek.

You may of course think this sounds like a wild ride. But this is just another day in the office. I’ve got at least another 61 days just like this before the season ends. I hope they’re all as exciting and interesting as this international game this evening…

So that was a couple of hours in my life and probably not what you expected. I’m going to go and put the kettle on again now. Talk to you all soon.

Kisses

Ally x

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Help! I’ve Run Out of Girls!

It was 5:30 AM and I was stood at my kitchen counter having a glass of wine glass of wine while eating scrambled eggs. My mobile phones were ringing off the hook, I’d been awake for 20 hours and I was not sure whether I was eating breakfast or dinner, so what the hell; wine with eggs.

It is the end of Ramadan, which is also the start of the big work season here in Ibiza. You would think this would be fantastic news; bookings all over the place.

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I really hope this is the right room

However it was 5:30 AM and I had run out of escort girls. I had no escorts in Ibiza to send out on any calls. All of them were working either for me or somebody else, or alternatively they are too tired to get out of bed. Dirty lazy bones!

This business is like that. Feast or famine. Either you have too many beautiful girls or not enough. Today there were too many clients and not enough girls. So I had run out of Ibiza escorts but the calls kept coming and coming. (pun intended!)

I really really hate to have to say no to clients at any time; today or any time of the year. So I did my very best to change bookings around and make sure the right girl got the right guy and attempted to fulfil as many calls as possible.

But it is very frustrating having worked hard all year to generate the enquiries to then end not be able to fulfil them. I’m sure you can understand.

Of course having this number of calls is good news, Running out of girls means I had a lot of girls working. Which means that when I went to bed in the morning at 10 AM I was tired but happy as everybody had a good working day, morning, night, whatever you want to call it and we could all rest knowing that we can do it all again tomorrow.

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This would be a great idea!

I have to say that it can be a very adrenaline fuelled business during the summer. When you get a booking, getting the right girl to the guy in the amount of time specified and making sure everybody is happy and safe is challenging. It probably takes only a maximum of an hour “flash to bang” (pun again intended!) but it’s very intense at the beginning of the call organising the lady to turn up.

Sometimes I need to get girls in Ibiza to gentlemen within 15 or 30 minutes maximum, no matter where the gentleman is. The girls need to arrive on time and ready to go so I probably have 10 to 15 minutes to sort out the right lady, get her dressed in the right way, negotiate the price on both sides, make sure there is safe transport and check on arrival.

It can be demanding and exhausting but it can also be a lot of fun because it’s nice to make everybody happy. Especially when you make a little bit of money along the way.

Kisses

Ally

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What Is It With Some People?

Why is it that some people, who perfectly accept happily the price that designer shops show on the label and who wouldn’t dream of haggling in a restaurant think that it is perfectly fine to try and bid down the fees for a professional escort?

This came to a head in textbook style this weekend in Ibiza. We have a client who is generally lovely when on a booking. He sees the ladies in a lovely penthouse, spends three hours a time with them and they have a super time sunbathing, drinking wine and generally relaxing. He is polite and respectful, pleasant and well turned out. A wonderful time is had by all.

The problem is what happens between bookings. Maybe it´s the fact that he is Norwegian, which adds an extra spice to all his dealings with escorts as it is illegal for any Norwegian citizen to pay for sex anywhere in the world (not that he is doing that with our ladies, we only sell time and companionship…). Anyway, shagging the brains out of girls he meets through us is extra exciting because he knows he is breaking the law.

And that extends to his dealings with us in deciding who to see and trying to negotiate fees. He just doesn´t get a simple rule that we live by; the price is the price. We don´t negotiate on rates. That way madness lies. The only exception is when the booking is very unusual and standard rates wwouldn’t cover it. (Don´t ask!) And this client´s bookings certainly don´t come under that category.

So the preface to every booking with this client is a lengthy WhatsApp discussion about who is available (fair enough) and their respective fees (also fair enough). He then decides to tell us what he is willing to pay.

“Alana and Melissa. I will pay 1,000 for 3 hours. No taxi fee.”

“No. The rate is 1,400 plus 50 taxi.”

“This is an afternoon booking midweek so there won´t be much else happening. Something is better than nothing. 1,000 Euros for 3 hours.”

“No. The rate is 1,400 plus 50 taxi.”

“But you list Melissa as 165 cms and I know she is only 164 cms tall. So I will pay 1,000 Euros for both.”

“No. The rate is 1,400 plus 50 taxi.”

“Well the 1,000 is still on the table. Let me know when you change your mind.”

We then ignore him for a few days and he comes back.

“How much just for Alana?”

“700 Euros plus taxi.”

“And for Melissa?”

“700 Euros plus taxi.”

“So if I book both, you will give me a discount to make it 1,000 Euros and no taxi.”

Now what I want to write is unrepeatable. So I instead say

“No. The rate is 1,400 plus 50 taxi.”

I have tried to explain that the girls are independent contractors who set their own rates and that I am their agent not the employer. But he seems convinced that I can somehow offer him a massive discount on each person´s rates. As though we were dealing with tins of beans rather than people´s time.

Now the interesting thing here is that this client is actually a high-end real estate agent who deals

mainly with summer rentals to the super-rich. Villas at 50,000 Euros a week. That sort of thing. I contacted him once to enquire about a villa and then asked him for a discount because I was going to rent two villas from two different owners and use them at the same time. He was surprisingly unamused.

Anyhow, with this client I´m now reasonable sanguine as he always ends up booking the original girls we discuss and at the original price. But his behaviour is all too typical of a certain type of client.

And it´s bloody annoying to deal with and insulting to the ladies concerned.

Don´t get me wrong, if someone calls and says they’ve taken everything they can out of the cash machine and their friends won´t be returning for hours to borrow from, I will do what I can to help for a few Euros if I believe that they are genuine.

But when someone who wouldn’t dream of haggling as they check in to the Hard Rock hotel decides that the 5 star ladies who work with me are fair game, then my heckles rise!

Luxury goods are luxury goods and they don´t come with built-in discounts. If you can´t afford the game, don´t play. And if your idea of a good time is spending a long time haggling pointlessly, go see the Looky-Looky guys on the beaches. Because I´m certainly not going to play in that mud bath, thank you very much.

To misquote the signs that you used to see in English grocer´s shops “Don´t ask for a discount as being told to bugger off may cause offence.”

Kisses

Ally x

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