Mayfair Escort Life

Anybody entering into any other style of business would do a little investigation and market place assessing first off, but people just dispatch themselves into the sex market on the expectation that since “sex permanently sells” they will be sure to be able to sell their junk and make a significant lump of income quickly. Imagine imagining the same way about opening a pub, pizzeria, store or just about anything else and you can notice how senseless it would be. Men might always sex. But why will they buy it from you rather than other people? Men also require fast food, but I am not sure I would desire to launch in opposition to Domino Pizza!

And as a quick aside it amazing to me how people forget that they need to put together ways to take care of their book-keeping and banking. The last thing you want to do is hide your money to Her Majestys Customs and Excise. That way you are certain to get screwed in the ass. And not in the really fun or profitable way!

If you go mass market you will be competing in opposition to great numbers of stunning east Europe hotties who nest seven to a bedroom to make sure that they can transfer as much cash home as achievable. They are also totally happy to make a journey any place in London at no notice at any time of the day or night and provide an hour of healthy sexual activity of any kind you can imagine for 100 pounds.

If you want to be a high end London hooker, you will be vying with young ladies who have the looks and bodies of famous Hollywood models/actresses (or who may well even be famous Hollywood models/actresses…you would be surprised how flexible people can be for money). You will also be putting yourself up against females who are proficient in many different foreign languages (along with the vocabulary of the bedroom!) and who possess ridiculous academic qualifications and “civilian” business experience. Regularly you will come across all of this in the shape of one frustrating lovely, refreshing and charming man magnet.

And that leaves behind the mass middle market. And that teems with ladies charging around 250 pounds for a date, which is nifty, but the majority of their business is based in the call girls own apartment, which requires that you require a location to do the deed from, and that will need to be rented and which must be paid out of your expenses. Does it actually it need pointing out that doing work from home is a massively, indescribably dangerous and dumb approach?

But I was equally stating that starting work as a London prostitute will oblige you to take a good drawn out tough look-over at the real truths of what working in industry means. So if I am not meaning questions around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I taking about? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “industry”. Marketing sexual activity is a sales business enterprise. It is a line of work like every other. Of course the old saying has whoring as one of the oldest professions along fighter or soldier. Which says a lot about people everywhere really.

When I previously published, I described that being an escorts in Mayfair or any place else in London is completely lawful provided there is only one lady working from the specific location, there is no propositioning or publicising in phone boxes, no people slaving or strong-arm tactic associated, and that there are no other regulations are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age coition, not paying tax …back to the taxman again. If they can catch Al Capone, they can catch you!).

Your ultimate positive aspect, if it relates to you, is actually being English. So few girls in the mid market in London are English that it becomes a significant marketing issue. Especially or MILF London escorts.

So do your research, stop to consider it through, and good fortune!

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Life as a West-End Call Girl

I was previously explaining that starting work as a London call-girl will require you to really take a good long very hard look at the truths of what working in the business means. At any level of the market, but especially if you want to work at the top end and compete with high class Mayfair escorts. But if I am not meaning matters surrounding permissibility, sexual health etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “business”. Marketing your intimacy is a sales venture. It is a business field like most others. Surely you know the old saying that whoring is the second oldest profession, after warrior? Well the truth is that they both require professionalism and a business-like approach if you are going to survive.

If you go mass market you will be fighting facing loads of magnificent girls from the east of Europe. Babes who stay seven or eight to a bedroom by time-sharing bunk beds to ensure that they can forward as much hard earned cash back to their families as practical. They are also fully happy to travel just about anywhere in the metropolis at no notice any time of the day or night and deliver an hour of vigorous bonking of any sort you can conceive of for one hundred pounds for a full 60 minute booking. Hard to compete with as, for example a niche player such a London MILF escort.

Anyone entering into any other type of venture would do a little bit of study and market place testing first off, but people just introduce themselves into the sex sector on the premise that since “obviously sex sells” they will be sure to be able to easily sell their bodies and make a huge piece of dough quickly. Imagine presuming similarly about starting a tavern, cafe, outlet or something else and you can observe how foolish it would be. Guys might always need to have sex. However, why will they choose to pay to fuck you as opposed to somebody else? Men also may need burgers, but I am not exactly sure I would fancy mu chances pitching up against McDonalds!

Which take us back to looking at making the mid market work. This part of the market has lots of women requesting roughly two hundred and fifty pounds a booking, which is nifty, but a lot of their business is home-based, with the client visiting them. That requires that you may need a spot to operate from, and that should be rented and the cost for that in turn comes out of your rates. Does it actually it need saying that working from home or apartment is a decidedly dumb approach?

By the way, at a very early stage you must figure out efficient ways to handle your bookkeeping and take care of banking your takings. The last thing you need to do is minimize your income to the Revenue (HMRC). By doing this you are certain to get a damned good rogering. And not in one of the good or financially rewarding ways!

When I recently wrote, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or anyplace else in London is completely legal provided that there is no people slaving or compulsion committed; that there are no other regulations are being broken such as the sale of drugs, under age relations, not paying tax, hurting animals; only one woman is performing from the location; and that there is no propositioning or publicizing in telephone boxes

In case you plan to be a high class London escort, you will be contesting with females who have the bodies and looks of well known models or actresses (or who might possibly in fact be well known models or actresses!). You will also be against girls who are well-versed in a number of languages (and also the language of love!) and who have a plethora or additional qualifications. You might be surprised at just how frequently you will come across all of these in one irritating delightful, appealing and friendly individual.

By the way, your foremost advantage, if it relates to you, is that you are English or British. So few escorts in the mid market in London are British that it becomes a significant advertising aspect!

The Finest Marbella Escort Agencies

As a highly recognised firm in one of the summer places of Europe, where the swank and famous with the would-be celebs and tourists just looking for a great time, 2nd Circle Escorts Marbella attracts some of the finest classy call-girls performing in Europe. They very pretty much never need to go seeking out new call girls.

2nd Circle Marbella Escorts is one of the best established escort organizations in Marbella. It certainly has the best reputation for honesty, expertise and the friendly way they relate with both clients and the polished escort girls that they work with.

And their status and the way that they associate with the chicks mean that the vast bulk of their call-girls come back to deal with them annually, having actually spent the winter in Dubai, following the hot months flight of their Arabic patrons. Many also return having worked the chillier but more busy regions including Barcelona, Paris,London, Rome and Berlin, Madrid.

2nd Circle Escorts also profits from a huge volume of repeat business and referrals. Customers feel certain that they can trust the team at 2nd Circle Marbella to remain sincere with them, be discreet and keep their undertakings. They also realize that the choice prostitutes they represent are the best available in Nueva Andalucia, Elviria, Marbella, Sotogrande, San Pedro de Alcantara or Estepona.

A new participant into the market for girls who escort Marbella visitors is Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Agency. Inaugurated in 2016 but overseen by a vastly seasoned group who know the business and the market place very well, Marbella Beauties appears to be an escort agency set to make a major impact on the Costa del Sol.

Marbella Beauties have currently been very successful in catching the attention of many first-class international call girls to enroll with them, including famous pornstars, Playboy centerfolds and other females who are unique to them this season.

The Marbella Escort Agency has a considerably more “fashionable” approach to the Marbella escort industry than 2nd Circle Marbella and the other more established firms, and is putting in lots of work to attract both clients and talent who are a bit unique to the standard Puerto-Banus-style escort backdrop. “Why go precisely where the challengers are? Provide something unique.” looks to be their shibboleth.

Having proclaimed that, even in the warm weather Marbella is not exactly a metropolis and it only entices a particular variety of visitor; so their successful girls are most probably not going to deviate too significantly from the traditional view of bling and aesthetics. Heavy-end BDSM, motor cycle chicks and boho styled flower children aren’t really staples in the Costa Del Sol or Marbella. Varying levels of bling, different ways of putting the sex appeal blatantly on show and different styles there may be, but the tastes of clients coming to Puerto Banus to party of the Costa for the golf will never ever be as differing as in the major global metropolitan areas.

Both 2nd Circle Marbella and the Marbella Beauties coming from The Marbella Escort Agency are clearly trying to make their mark by doing things perfectly and making available a premium quality service and fantastic “material”. That may possibly not be a cast-iron route to financial success, but it is not a bad kicking off point at any time, in any industry.

Living The Dream

Living the dream… you would think so, anyway. Spending the whole summer living and working in places such as Ibiza or Marbella is, let us face it, pretty much most people´s idea of paradise. Living the dream, as they so often say to me while I do my best to smile and look enthusiastic. Believe me, it is not entirely as much fun as people think.

Leave aside the stresses and strains of actually running a business such as mine. Generally speaking, running a successful escort agency is pretty straightforward, as long as you have done hundreds of hours of preparation and planning! As Count Alexander Suvorov said over 200 years ago, “Train hard, fight easy”. However, as in military situations, when the wheels come off they come off fast and things can go horribly wrong, terribly quickly. Ibiza escorts or, I guess, Marbella escorts are a resourceful and self reliant bunch. Right up to the point when they are not!

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Not escorts. Dammit.

And yes, living and working on the White Island (if you have ever been here and seen all the brown soil and wondered what that is about, incidentally, the whole island used to basically be one giant salt mine…white island) or in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol is pretty damned good. Attractive people, good food (though hardly like London!) sun, sea, sex, music, fashion, great weather. All in all I have very little sympathy for me!

But, and unlike me this has a big but (!) there are downsides that you would not think about. In the UK if the temperature gets too high in the workplace, people start complaining very volubly. Contrary to popular opinion, by the way, there is no maximum though the TUC advise their members to start bitching severely at 30 degrees. Here in Ibiza the temperature only drops below that level for a couple of hours just before dawn. And in Marbella it will not drop below that level for four or five months at a time. Bliss, I hear you saying.

Yes and no. If I am in the air conditioned cool, or relaxing by the pool, swimming, strolling through Ibiza old town or generally relaxing, it is bloody wonderful. No doubt about it. And my tan is totally fabluous, darling!

But try working the way people do in the movies; laptop in a bar by the beach, being all creative and modern with the world going on around you as you do your thing in paradise. And yes, that is exactly what I am doing now, with a rather tall glass filled with ice cubes next to me. No umbrella drink, it is too early and this is a work day.

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So Ibiza baby.

But what you do not see in the movies is the rest of story; perspiration trickling down into the small of your back, the laptop overheating as soon as you open the lid because no fan can keep up with this much heat, perspiration from the end of your nose as though you have done two cross-fit WODs back-to-back. And your brain effectively shutting down because all it wants to do is rest in the heat.

You will have gathered a few things from that little diatribe. The first is that I do not sweat. Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire and ladies glow. Well in this heat that is two thirds correct anyway. Secondly that I do cross fit. And thirdly that it is too freaking hot to work!

And this is when my hat goes off to the ladies I work with to some degree. The best escorts Ibiza has to offer, or indeed the highest class escorts Marbella can provide, have to be immune to the heat. They might be working in a freezing cold hotel room, or suffering sun and heat stroke on a boat deck, or just keeping their look and cool together while in a bar. But they have to look good, be cool and keep it together. No matter how warm the weather gets, they have to be hotter!

London Hotter Than Ibiza

So just because England had a few decent days weather the British newspapers were full of stories about how warm it is and comparing London to various “exotic” locations such as Barcelona, Rome and the Algarve, amongst others. Brits (I speak as one) really cant handle anything other than a vaguely damp time of things.

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You don’t see this in Green Park

But my favourite has to have been “London “hotter than Ibiza”” from the Guardian. Trust me, only in terms of the temperature darlings, only the temperature!

The spring weather may not be the best thing about Ibiza (though it is undoubtedly dramatic) but the sexy Ibiza escort girls are starting to arrive back for the season, so things are definitely hotting up in Ibiza. My Italian lovelies are scheduled to return in a few days and they will definitely drive the temperature up under a few collars!

Ally s Angels Escorts Ibiza looks set for the hottest and best year so far, with the vast majority of the girls that we represented last year returning to work with us again, which is extremely unusual in this business and says all sorts of good things about the team and the way they treated the girls with respects, courtesy, professionalism and a sense of humour last year.

So London and the rest of England has pretty much had its warm spell for the year, though I hope Wimbledon gets good weather as I may visit and nothing is better than paying the price of a house for a small bowl of strawberries and cream while dressed to the nines.

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OMG there’s a cloud!

But while Londoners look back with nostalgia and longing to their weekend of warmth, I am getting ready for both the hot weather and the hot babes and the (hopefully) red hot telephone from all the client calls and bookings!

Its amazing how much goes into getting ready for the season each year. I guess its not that different to the clubs, bars and hotels. The website needs a good dose of cleaning and redecorating; staff need recruiting and training; all the equipment needs checking, replacing or upgrading; and the suppliers have to be arranged and everything agreed. You really can not put a business such as this together on the fly. Well, you can, but that’s when things go wrong.

So all the hard work goes in now to make sure that we have the minimum stress and the maximum fun in the sun. London is hotter than Ibiza? Not if I have anything to do with it.

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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