Marbella is changing again

As a visitor and occasional native of Marbella over recent few decades, it has been interesting to view the ambience of the area change over times. From the original peak of the 1980s “Costa Del Crime” upsurge, when mobsters moved to the Coast with their crews to get a kick out of the tricky or non existing extradition conventions, to today’s world-wide high-end scene, Marbella and its neighboring local areas such as Puerto Banus, Sotogrande, Riviera, and Nueva Andalucia has changed at a spectacular rate while nonetheless staying untouched at its centre.

Marbella and local area these days is an intriguing mix of the seedy and the prestigious. Though I guess for lots of people, the seedy sphere of narcotics and criminals in viewed as glamorous so there is quite possibly some overlap between them.

There is most certainly a contingent of gangsters (both organized and remarkably dis-organized!) that is extremely apparent and might seem to be unimpressed by the supposed rise in world-wide police co-operation. Yet there is also a growing truly luxury sector to the area, and that is now significant.

Any place you visit on the Costa del Sol, it is apparent that there are an increasing quantity of travelers from North America and the far east. They are now driving the financial investment and real estate development boom in a similar way that Arab and drug laundering cash performed in the 80s. Their entrance is propelling the local business community to adapt to meet their many different demands.

Individuals from the USA would be very dissatisfied with the poor quality “beefsteak” that many restaurants provide. And this in a country renowned for its cattle and meat… Consequently low-end restaurants are progressively more turning into specialists or are boosting their standards to those of the best restaurants in the area, who are equally moving further up in the quality stakes (sorry for the pun…)

In a similar vein, the out-of-date criminal laden Sleek nightclub has been replaced by the gangster laden Cavalli Club.All this while Olivia Valeres disco just goes on in its own way doing its own thing as it has done for ages.

To give a very distinct instance from the professional services sector; Marbella escort agencies who exclusively offer dull young pretty things with no language skills or charm; and those agencies who are resistant to agree to accept revenue in dollars or credit cards will be unable to keep up with agencies such as 2nd Circle Escort Marbella or high class Marbella escorts working for The Escort Marbella Agency. Those firms are offering breathtaking high-class working girls from a mix of cultures with a wide range of language abilities. And due to the fact that they are expertly managed businesses instead of some type of “life-style” endeavor, they can offer various payment alternatives. They are also reputable, genuine and keep their agreements. Which makes a change apparently!

Marbella and the Costa Del Sol will continue to change. I hope it will be in a positive way. It has had the tendency to be in the past, regardless of the periodic major hiccup on the voyage.

Become an escort in Ibiza?

Irrespective of what “end of the current market place” you are at. That no more than changes the specific locations and the fiber tally of the covers. Nor does it concern precisely what specialized niche you plug away. You could perhaps be truly a twenty two years of age “school girl” or a quinquagenarian year old MILF. You might just be truly strawberry haired or tawny, offer water sports or not, offer your favours to human beings who honestly like to be normally tyrannized and slapped around a bit and are into BDSM. You may do role play and have a monumental collection of sexy uniforms and getups. You may possibly be normally a mega glossy babe at all weeks or idle most of your days in your pyjamas.

You can potentially be an independent with your own website or blog and enjoy a lot of your day on the mobile and WhatsApp. You may perhaps work for one escort company specially, or be actually listed with forty five or even more. You might function in a house of assignation, a gents club, from an apartment or nothing but go to what lodging or private home address the consumer demands. Or you may well simply just do blowjobs in the back of a car.

Courtesans, whores, pros, working girls, sporting ladies, escorts, harlots. As Belle du Jour performed by Billie Piper points out in The Secret Diary Of A Call Girl “I do not care precisely what you call me. That is truly simply just semantics.” What ever designation you use, the profession at some point is the same at some time. To hump with a human being you have only barely run up against, in reciprocation for which he will probably compensate you specie.

It does not really case however much a call girl company could actually use pretenses and legal fronts. Everybody know that just what is normally seriously happening is normally the interchange of moola for lustful gratification. I love it when agencies have abnegations such as “This provider delivers an intro professional service only. Monetary costs talked about are really simply for time and companionship. Any sexual act that could occur does so willingly among the consenting adults” and then they list services including unprotected oral, oral to finish and Anal on their internet page!

However the trade of allure and sexuality appeal for revenue and precisely what it can pay for is truly always the same and will certainly continue to be so long as human beings like copulation.

Whatever the legal disclaimer may say, there will eventually there certainly will probably be heat, lube, rubbing and spunk.

Ibiza courtesans and the escort organizations they tap the services of are normally fortunate given that they do not have to perform such illogical ploys. In Spain it is actually perfectly legal to buy or advertise intimacy, so long as the female is over twenty-one and legitimately able to do work in the country. The ideal whore Ibiza can afford could be a skyscrapingly tall designer-brand-bedecked runway model or a minute bosomy Brazilian woman. That is a topic of desire. The most ideal of the working girls Ibiza can offer may be truly a mature lady in her 50s with an erotic shape or a sky-scraping skinny Romanian who speaks twelve foreign languages. That is usually up to the punter to settle on.

London Hotter Than Ibiza

So just because England had a few decent days weather the British newspapers were full of stories about how warm it is and comparing London to various “exotic” locations such as Barcelona, Rome and the Algarve, amongst others. Brits (I speak as one) really cant handle anything other than a vaguely damp time of things.

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You don’t see this in Green Park

But my favourite has to have been “London “hotter than Ibiza”” from the Guardian. Trust me, only in terms of the temperature darlings, only the temperature!

The spring weather may not be the best thing about Ibiza (though it is undoubtedly dramatic) but the sexy Ibiza escort girls are starting to arrive back for the season, so things are definitely hotting up in Ibiza. My Italian lovelies are scheduled to return in a few days and they will definitely drive the temperature up under a few collars!

Ally s Angels Escorts Ibiza looks set for the hottest and best year so far, with the vast majority of the girls that we represented last year returning to work with us again, which is extremely unusual in this business and says all sorts of good things about the team and the way they treated the girls with respects, courtesy, professionalism and a sense of humour last year.

So London and the rest of England has pretty much had its warm spell for the year, though I hope Wimbledon gets good weather as I may visit and nothing is better than paying the price of a house for a small bowl of strawberries and cream while dressed to the nines.

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OMG there’s a cloud!

But while Londoners look back with nostalgia and longing to their weekend of warmth, I am getting ready for both the hot weather and the hot babes and the (hopefully) red hot telephone from all the client calls and bookings!

Its amazing how much goes into getting ready for the season each year. I guess its not that different to the clubs, bars and hotels. The website needs a good dose of cleaning and redecorating; staff need recruiting and training; all the equipment needs checking, replacing or upgrading; and the suppliers have to be arranged and everything agreed. You really can not put a business such as this together on the fly. Well, you can, but that’s when things go wrong.

So all the hard work goes in now to make sure that we have the minimum stress and the maximum fun in the sun. London is hotter than Ibiza? Not if I have anything to do with it.

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Set Up An Escort Agency! It Is Really Simple!

People think that setting up an escort agency is the easiest thing in the world. All you have to do is get a bevy of gorgeous women to trust you, build a website and get it onto the front page of Google and then have clients call you.  Easy.

Riiight.

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Very simple move. When you can do it.

It is certainly a lot easier to start an escort agency business than to start, say, a rival to Mercedes Benz or SpaceX. But that’s not the same as being easy. Setting up an escort agency and being successful requires a combination of brains, balls, money and skills. Obviously the more money you initially have, the less brains and fewer skills you need, because you can hire those in. But surely it must be easy to sell men on the idea of spending time with sexy escorts?

Take each of those three broad stages in turn; getting beautiful escorts to trust you with their reputations and safety, getting a website to the top of the first page on Google, and having clients call and book dates with your new collection of escort girls.

If you say each of them quickly, it doesn’t sound like much. But think about it for a minute and the problems become a little clearer.

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Just walk up and ask if they are hookers. Easy!

Recruiting the right selection of sexy escorts is surely easy? All professional escorts are just in it for the money, so surely they will work for anyone? Well firstly, that’s not true because they are placing their reputations, finances and physical safety into the hands of the escort agency they work with. Secondly, how do you recruit them? You can´t call them because you don’t know them. They wont call you because they don’t know you. And you cant call the ads on the internet or the (in places such as Spain) newspapers because those are mainly placed by rival escort agencies. Hmmm…

Surely getting your new escort agency website to show on Google is easy? Well, leave aside building your site in the first place because that is increasingly easy. And if you build it, Google will find it. But for Google to rank it, the absolute minimum factors they look for are relevance and trust. That means having a minimum number of words (no, I don’t plan on telling you that here!) with a minimum percentage of them exactly the same as the keywords that potential clients search for. And again, I’m not going to tell you what the optimal keyword density is or how to find the most important keywords that clients use when looking for escorts in Marbella, London escorts, whatever. They are all different, by the way. Then, most importantly, you need to prove to Google that your site is trustworthy by getting lots of links (backlinks) to your new London escort agency site from lots of older and highly trusted sites. Just to give you an idea, if you want to market glamorous Marbella escorts you will need to have over 10,000 links into your site to even be in the game. Nice.

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Waiting for your adverts to work

You cannot use Google adwords for your sexy girls in Ibiza or wherever, as Google will not accept advertising for anything that could be sexual services, despite the fact that the internet is essentially a sex delivery system. So, that’s pretty straightforward then.

Now all you have to do is to get clients to trust your new escort agency and make bookings with you. Well what could go wrong with that? Well, if you have an escort agency anywhere other than a small town there is the language barrier. If you have escorts in Marbella, for example, you will get calls in Spanish, English, German, Russian, Swedish, Italian, French…

And you might find that potential clients have some concerns that you need to assuage. Are the escort women in the photos the escort girls that will actually arrive? Are the photos of your sexy escorts real?  Will the Marbella escorts be accompanied by large men who steal your belongings? Are the girls you represent trafficked? Are they underage? Are they professional escorts of their own free will? Are you drug dealers?

The answers, by the way, had better be yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, no. In that order.

And now all you have to do is get the escort girls to the booking, have them get paid, keep them safe, get you commission, pay your taxes and stay 100% within the law. So that’s OK then.

Good luck with all that and I hope to compete with you in the near future.

Kisses

Ally x

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Drug dealers advertising

This hysterical article in The Metro was sent to me a few weeks ago. I´ve been thinking about it and I’m still not sure whether to be impressed with the initiative or stunned by the stupidity.

A drug dealer called Jay has been card-dropping business cards around Fallowfield in Manchester to give potential customers his phone number. How do I know he´s a drug dealer? because he has been attaching little samples of weed to the business cards that he leaves.

You see the quandary – impressive initiative and classic marketing. There is nothing like a free sample to build a bit of traction with customers. But  he is doing something illegal and giving the police the means to catch him. Even if they don´t call the number to set up a buy he´d better keep his GPS off!

Don´t get me wrong, I absolutely use card drops to advertise the services of every Ibiza escort I represent. And I know that my friends who manage escorts in Marbella do the same. But what we are doing is totally legal.

So I’m still not sure what I think about Jay and his advertising campaign around the University of

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No free samples

Manchester. Part of me hope he prospers for his initiative and balls, part of me hopes he gets busted for his apparent stupidity. yet another part hopes that students don’t take drugs…riiiight.

In any case, since it´s legal I shall continue advertising my sexy Ibiza escorts and I´m sure the same will be true for all 2nd Circle´s girls in Marbella. And no, there are no free samples!

Kisses

Ally x

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Science Analyses The Biggest Relationship Deal-Breakers

Social scientists at Western Sydney University have compiled six studies involving over 6,500 people and their omnibus study has come up with a definitive list of relationship deal breakers for both men and women. The results are excellent and gender-bending to some degree.

Starting with the criteria for a quick shag or one-night stand. That´s easy. The only deal breakers were “smells bad” and “has poor hygiene”- “Basically, for short-term partners, if they have a toothbrush, they’re good to go,” said Gregory Webster, associate professor of social psychology at the University of Florida, to the Wall Street Journal.

Nicely phrased. Yes, every girl who wants to escort Ibiza clients for us or be a Marbella escort needs to carry a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and perfume!

brad pitt and angelina jolie dance tango in mr and mrs smithUnsurprisingly women have more criteria than men for breaking up. But the factors that women care about are not those that stereotypes would have us expect. Kindness? Good potential parent? Nope. “No sense of humour”, “bad sex” and “lacks confidence”. Clearly what we want is an Alpha who makes us laugh and come till the windows shatter.

Sounds right.

Men were only more concerned than women about “low libido” and “talks too much”.  Which proves that quantity of sex matters over quality and men are generally less verbal. Shock.

But both genders agreed on the three worst “deal-breakers” – being “disheveled”, “lazy” or “needy”.

Interestingly, that´s exactly the same things that my girls in Ibiza and my escort friends in Marbella find off-putting!

So here is the full list:

1. “Disheveled or unclean appearance”: 71 per cent of women, 63 per cent of men

2. “Lazy”: 72 per cent of women, 60 per cent of men

3. “Too needy”: 69 per cent of women, 57 per cent of men

4. “No sense of humour”: 58 per cent of women, 50 per cent of men

5. “Lives far away”: 47 per cent of women, 51 per cent of mentumblr_n0lkr9HTKU1rfj6pmo1_500

6. “Bad sex”: 50 per cent of women, 44 per cent of men

7. “Lacking self-confidence”: 47 per cent of women, 33 per cent of men

8. “Too much TV or video games”: 41 per cent of women, 25 per cent of men

9. “Low sex drive”: 27 per cent of women, 39 per cent of men

10. “Stubborn”: 34 per cent of women, 32 per cent of men

11. “Talks too much”: 20 per cent of women, 26 per cent of men

12. “Too quiet”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

13. “Blunt”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

14. “Does not want children”: 15 per cent of women, 13 per cent of men

15. “Has kids”: 12 per cent of women, 14 per cent of men

16. “Too athletic”: 10 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men

17. “Not athletic”: 6 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men.

The take-away from this? Men and women want the same things. Deal with it and move on.

Kisses

Ally x

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We all have a home life…

I was sent a video of a phone sex operator a couple of days ago. And I howled when I saw it.

By the way, subscribe to Jason Horton because the rest are at least as funny.

Anyway it got me thinking (and at the end of a summer in Ibiza that takes some doing!) about the difficulty of working in this business and maintaining a private life. In the interests of full disclosure I should say that I did spend a very brief time as a phone sex operator. I found it just too hard to keep a straight face so i have nothing but respect for the people who can.

The point I wanted to make is that – as you may know – while I really enjoy this life and have nothing but respect for most of the people in it, it can be hard to start and maintain relationships.

This industry is a lot more ethical, honest and straightforward than most of the industries and businesses I have worked in. Things in my past like marketing, recruitment, technology, insurance, advertising. You can see why my skill-set suits this job. And why working with professional escorts in Ibiza is much more honest and less seedy!

Having said that, it can be hard to start a relationship and harder to keep it going. The hours are brutal (Imagine running a club in Ibiza and how hard that is. Now imagine running it 24/7 instead of just at night.). Pretty much everything is short notice, as for some reason more clients in Ibiza than anywhere else need to have company right now. 30 minutes is too long to wait! It´s even more manic than with our lovely girlfriends in Marbella. So that is all stressful.

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He says he loves me for my personality

But most girls (and guys) in the business make it far more difficult than it needs to be. I know it´s fiction, but the girl in the video has exactly the right idea with her man. Let him know what you´re doing, be honest, involve him where you can and make it funny.

So many girls say that they can´t tell a man what they do when they first meet as they won´t want to date them. It can be a point. But then the same girls are shocked and appalled when they come clean (or get caught) when the relationship gets serious and find that six months of lying your arse off isn´t a terrifically stable foundation.

So if any of my beautiful and (mainly) intelligent escort girls ask me for advice it´s always the same. If you´re not going to front it up right at the start, don´t go more than three dates before you do. And just be straight about it. It´s a job A very well paid one if you´re working with us. You are selling a set of physical and personality attributes and skills. Like an athlete, magician or taxi driver!

So, tell the truth. And if they´re the right guy for the long term they will work out how to deal with it. And if they aren´t they won´t.

Kisses

Ally

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Getting Stabbed In Ibiza Pays Well

24 year old British tourist Grant Sommerville was stabbed by a taxi driver in Ibiza in 2013. It happened in a dispute over a taxi fare. He received 22 staples in his stomach to repair the injuries. And 39,000 euros in compensation from the taxi driver.

The whole story is covered very well here in the Metro. To anyone who knows the lovely island of Ibiza it sounds like an all too familiar story; a gang of drunk young Brits, a stressed, angry and possibly frightened local, and a dispute over not very much money.

Like many taxi drivers in Ibiza, Antonio Mari Planells, aged 31, did exactly the wrong things if de-escalating the problem was his intention. He should have realised that pretty much all Brits assume that everyone overseas is trying to rip them off and will wreak terrible vengeance on them like a Mexican drug cartel given half a chance.

But Mr Sommerville and his friends were probably right in their assumption about being ripped off in this case. Many of our lovely escort girls in Ibiza used to find themselves in the back of a licensed taxi who claimed not to know where the Hard Rock Hotel is (erm, really?) or how to get from Ibiza town to San Antonio in less than an hour.

But my point isn’t that lots of taxi drivers on Ibiza could do with a bit more of the “knowledge” or even Google maps on their phone!

My point is that 39,000 euros in compensation for 22 staples and a terrific battle scar will seem like a fair deal to lots of young British men. On an average Saturday night in any British town there are thousands of men willing to risk a stabbing over a pint of crappy lager.

So, our beautiful escorts will only be using our own drivers from now on. And leaving the taxis to the compensation seeking boys with their hospital beds booked.

Kisses

Ally

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