Want to be an escort in Mayfair?

Your foremost edge, if it applies to you, is the fact of being English. So few in London are English that it eventually becomes a huge sale issue! That applies equally to mature escorts, high class escorts and the mid market. Even more so at the lower end of the market.

Any individual setting foot into any other style of enterprise would do a little bit of study and market place testing to start with, but people just catapult themselves into the sex industry on the assumption that since “sex sells” they will be certain to be able to market their wares and make a huge hunk of cash immediately. Imagine expecting the same way about opening a bar, eatery, shop or something else and you can appreciate how senseless it may be. Guys might always to get their rocks off. But why will these individuals buy it from you rather than someone else? Men also want fast food, but I am uncertain I would desire to set up in opposition to Burger King!

If you go mass market you will be contesting opposed to lots of amazing hotties from east European countries who roost 8 to a bedroom time-sharing bunks in order that they can forward as much hard earned cash to their places of origin as possible. They are also completely happy to make a journey any place in the west end or further afield at no notice at any moment of the day or night and offer an hour of strenuous shagging of any variety you can think of for a hundred pounds for 60 minutes of hard work.

Should you intend to be a high-class Mayfair call-girl, you will be contesting with girls who have the faces and figures of Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses (or who might perhaps even be Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses!). You will also be competing with females who are well-versed in several languages (and also the vocabulary of passion!) and who hold PhDs, MBAs, MSc or other post-grad qualifications. Often you will discover every one of this in the shape of one annoying pleasant, pleasant and courteous sex bomb.

That leaves behind the mid market. Which in turn teems with females asking for around 250 pounds a session, which is neat, but much of their business is in calls which involves that you have a bedroom to work from, and that should be rented and that is taken out of your rates. Does it genuinely it need saying that doing business from house is a truly, truly horrible approach?

When I last wrote, I discussed that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is altogether legitimate so long as there is no people trafficking or coercion associated, just one girl is working from the site, there is no soliciting or publicizing in phone boxes, and also not one other laws are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age fornication, money laundering …).

But I was equally explaining that being a London working-girl will require you to take a good long hard view at the realities of what working in the market means. Whether you are a young lady or a mature woman. So if I am not meaning concerns around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “market”. Promoting sex is a sales service. It is a field like any other. Certainly that the two oldest professions are sex and violence. Warrior and whore.

Also lastly, you have to work out effective ways to manage your cash and banking it. Which means ledgers and accountants. The last thing you really want to do is minimize your earnings to the good people at HMRC. This way you are certain to get a really good screwing. And certainly not in the pretty good or rewarding manner!

Summer In The City

London is a great place at any time of the year. But in the summer it is awesomely good as long as you have the option of escaping the occasional outbreak of sticky and truly horrible humidity. But, to be honest, compared to most places the temperature is pretty temperate. Let us face it, Wimbledon is not famous for the number of cases of heat stroke and sun stroke each year! Cities like Florence in Italy melt under the heat and humidity each summer. London, not so much, whatever the English tabloids might say.

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Or she could have stayed in London

But one thing that does happen in the summer is the magnificent sexy and toned bodies come out. Too much white flesh too, but let us allow that to slide for a moment. But in the City, short skirt business suits, silky blouses and high heels abound. Long, toned brown legs are everywhere raising the libido and temperatures of the male population still higher.

In the West End it is even worse for a man trying to keep his mind on anything other than the decorative sexy female flesh walking past him. It is hard to keep your mind in neutral or engaged on business when your loins are doing the talking due to the curves out on full display in tight t shirts or slinky tops and the tanned legs being shown off in short butt shorts that look so good with either flat shoes or platform heels.

All of which, of course, is great news for every London escort. All the sexy female bodies on display, together with a little sunlight and relatively warm weather, and a London man or even a visitor to London on business is bound to find their thoughts turning to thoughts of love. Or failing that, to getting their rocks off and a damn good time foe an hour or two; longer if the budget will permit or the pressure has really built up!

Which means that while the rest of the female population plan thinks about going on holidays, high class London escorts have to decide between beating clients off with a stick as they are so busy, or taking time for a working holiday in Miami, Ibiza, Marbella or Sardinia. Oh choices, choices, choices…what is a girl to do?