Barcelona & Madrid Sex

If you are a male visiting either Barcelona or Madrid then you are confronted with a vast and bewildering variety of inviting women who are either ostensibly attainable and eager to get laid; or absolutely definitely easily available and all set to have a good time. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the romance but I am a sure thing.” In brief, players in Barcelona and Madrid possess the choice among thrilling and attractive nonprofessionals or even more desirable and more amazing professionals. Welcome to the realm of skilled courtesans in Madrid & Barcelona.

If a man finds yourself in Madrid or Barcelona and hopes for a seductive encounter, then that is the decision; hope to get lucky with an amateur or choose to look for the hottest escort Madrid will deliver or probably the most fantastic escort Barcelona can produce?

The great feature of prostitutes is certainty. Yes, certainly there is usually the query in the hindpart (or even front end) of the customers mind around whether the hottie is genuinely into them or the number they are doing jointly. However, that concern is always there too actually still in a encounter with an amateur? However, with an escort you are sure that the conclusion is made sure. You are going to get laid if you wish to!

If you are searching for flirtation, companionship or merely a lustful thrill ride then it belongs to probably the most primary evaluations; do you devote precious time, vitality and money in the quest for a rookie girlfriend and gamble on identifying one that is really game for it and a good fuck? What happens if you spend a lot of pounds and cannot get her to the bedroom? More upsetting, perhaps you succeed in tracking down a girlfriend only to locate that she is awful in the sack and a major sex-related dissatisfaction?

Or do you go the alternative path; employ the services of a skilled professional call-girl while you remain in Barcelona or Madrid? It might not have the adventure of the hunt and the promise of long term passion, however it does assure that your hard earned cash is sure to get a result. And you can also guarantee that the woman that you commit funds to invest precious time with is a passionate professional who is going to have the capacity to quake your planet and release your secret appetites– irrespective of how unconventional they may be!

And, within legal limits and the limits of negotiation, virtually every single sensual need or phantasy you may possibly ever have is possible with a professional Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the things that you might wake up to on your initial drug and excitement improved early date, or you invest weeks or more gently moving to with a “special lady” are there for the asking with a skilled professional. From probably the most plain of needing to try some brand new sexual positions to men whose fancies are even more peculiar, there is bound to be an avid and proficient specialist only too able to serve!

High Class Barcelona & Madrid Escorts

Morocco is rather lovely and all that, but will primarily ever be a niche area, no matter how successfully the King and his authorities deal with their internal issues.

Turkey experiences near civil war with the Kurds still, is struggling with terrorism and its border with Syria is among the most dangerous sites on planet earth. Oh, and it has recently had a coup attempt by regular army. Who may quite possibly have been less despotic in power than the insane Leader.

The existing vacation and visitor group for destinations such as Barcelona and Madrid are prepared for their trips. They know what they would like and how you can find it. They realise that sexual activity is easily obtainable and totally lawful to both exchange. So if they choose to spend time with the finest escort Barcelona can supply, or pay for an hour or more with the a trio of the very best escorts Madrid can provide, they will do this.

Greece is great if you are unconcerned about whether you will be able to take your money from the cash machines. In the last financial turmoil the banks stopped handing over cash and disabled visa or mastercard structures. Which in turn must have made life a little bit difficult in a country that was dependent on tourists spending their funds (that they withdraw from atm or spend via bank card).

Algeria is excellent if you dream of armed sentinels while you lie on the oceanfront. Which is a good idea as it was not very far back that vacations were assaulted and killed by assault weapon flourishing Muslim terrorists.

The earth is a turbulent place currently. And some of the most unsafe, plagued and unstable places happened, up till rather recently, to be significant vacation areas.

So Spain is doing incredibly well with travel figures now, and no end in sight. Some numbers are referring to a 50% improvement in tourist figures compared to former years. Venues like Barcelona and Madrid are filled with travellers. So you might believe that Barcelona escorts and Madrid escorts might be rushed off their tootsies (Off their beds? You understand what I am getting at …) but that is certainly not really the case.

Egypt is not a place you choose to opt for a calm and pleasant getaway any more. It used to be that snorkelling in the Red Sea was the most unsafe component of your holiday (apart from getting you pockets cracked in the marketplace or your charge card scammed by merchants). Now actually coming to a Egyptian tourist trap is an unsafe excursion that very few individuals wish to suffer through.

France is ostensibly under perpetual assault by locally developed Islamic thugs, including the tragic truck and AK47 assault in Nice not long ago. Hardly productive of to a relaxing respite unless you are lucky enough to vacation with your own protection detachment.

But customers who are used to visiting holiday areas like Turkey and Egypt, and even Tunisia, may well have contrasting presumptions, desires and finances for their leisure time. So the adult game in Spain is not prospering in exactly the way you would assume it as being if you simply scale from traveller quantities.

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Science Analyses The Biggest Relationship Deal-Breakers

Social scientists at Western Sydney University have compiled six studies involving over 6,500 people and their omnibus study has come up with a definitive list of relationship deal breakers for both men and women. The results are excellent and gender-bending to some degree.

Starting with the criteria for a quick shag or one-night stand. That´s easy. The only deal breakers were “smells bad” and “has poor hygiene”- “Basically, for short-term partners, if they have a toothbrush, they’re good to go,” said Gregory Webster, associate professor of social psychology at the University of Florida, to the Wall Street Journal.

Nicely phrased. Yes, every girl who wants to escort Ibiza clients for us or be a Marbella escort needs to carry a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and perfume!

brad pitt and angelina jolie dance tango in mr and mrs smithUnsurprisingly women have more criteria than men for breaking up. But the factors that women care about are not those that stereotypes would have us expect. Kindness? Good potential parent? Nope. “No sense of humour”, “bad sex” and “lacks confidence”. Clearly what we want is an Alpha who makes us laugh and come till the windows shatter.

Sounds right.

Men were only more concerned than women about “low libido” and “talks too much”.  Which proves that quantity of sex matters over quality and men are generally less verbal. Shock.

But both genders agreed on the three worst “deal-breakers” – being “disheveled”, “lazy” or “needy”.

Interestingly, that´s exactly the same things that my girls in Ibiza and my escort friends in Marbella find off-putting!

So here is the full list:

1. “Disheveled or unclean appearance”: 71 per cent of women, 63 per cent of men

2. “Lazy”: 72 per cent of women, 60 per cent of men

3. “Too needy”: 69 per cent of women, 57 per cent of men

4. “No sense of humour”: 58 per cent of women, 50 per cent of men

5. “Lives far away”: 47 per cent of women, 51 per cent of mentumblr_n0lkr9HTKU1rfj6pmo1_500

6. “Bad sex”: 50 per cent of women, 44 per cent of men

7. “Lacking self-confidence”: 47 per cent of women, 33 per cent of men

8. “Too much TV or video games”: 41 per cent of women, 25 per cent of men

9. “Low sex drive”: 27 per cent of women, 39 per cent of men

10. “Stubborn”: 34 per cent of women, 32 per cent of men

11. “Talks too much”: 20 per cent of women, 26 per cent of men

12. “Too quiet”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

13. “Blunt”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

14. “Does not want children”: 15 per cent of women, 13 per cent of men

15. “Has kids”: 12 per cent of women, 14 per cent of men

16. “Too athletic”: 10 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men

17. “Not athletic”: 6 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men.

The take-away from this? Men and women want the same things. Deal with it and move on.

Kisses

Ally x

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We all have a home life…

I was sent a video of a phone sex operator a couple of days ago. And I howled when I saw it.

By the way, subscribe to Jason Horton because the rest are at least as funny.

Anyway it got me thinking (and at the end of a summer in Ibiza that takes some doing!) about the difficulty of working in this business and maintaining a private life. In the interests of full disclosure I should say that I did spend a very brief time as a phone sex operator. I found it just too hard to keep a straight face so i have nothing but respect for the people who can.

The point I wanted to make is that – as you may know – while I really enjoy this life and have nothing but respect for most of the people in it, it can be hard to start and maintain relationships.

This industry is a lot more ethical, honest and straightforward than most of the industries and businesses I have worked in. Things in my past like marketing, recruitment, technology, insurance, advertising. You can see why my skill-set suits this job. And why working with professional escorts in Ibiza is much more honest and less seedy!

Having said that, it can be hard to start a relationship and harder to keep it going. The hours are brutal (Imagine running a club in Ibiza and how hard that is. Now imagine running it 24/7 instead of just at night.). Pretty much everything is short notice, as for some reason more clients in Ibiza than anywhere else need to have company right now. 30 minutes is too long to wait! It´s even more manic than with our lovely girlfriends in Marbella. So that is all stressful.

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He says he loves me for my personality

But most girls (and guys) in the business make it far more difficult than it needs to be. I know it´s fiction, but the girl in the video has exactly the right idea with her man. Let him know what you´re doing, be honest, involve him where you can and make it funny.

So many girls say that they can´t tell a man what they do when they first meet as they won´t want to date them. It can be a point. But then the same girls are shocked and appalled when they come clean (or get caught) when the relationship gets serious and find that six months of lying your arse off isn´t a terrifically stable foundation.

So if any of my beautiful and (mainly) intelligent escort girls ask me for advice it´s always the same. If you´re not going to front it up right at the start, don´t go more than three dates before you do. And just be straight about it. It´s a job A very well paid one if you´re working with us. You are selling a set of physical and personality attributes and skills. Like an athlete, magician or taxi driver!

So, tell the truth. And if they´re the right guy for the long term they will work out how to deal with it. And if they aren´t they won´t.

Kisses

Ally

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