THE SEXIEST WOMEN IN IBIZA

Ibiza is widely known as a party location. When TV & cinema wants to reveal that a character is stylish, cosmopolitan and possesses a boisterous side (for example, the rival club-owning character in the TV show Power) they claim that they have headed to Hong Kong and the White Island. Its been this way for years now. From the beatniks espousing free love and getting stoned in the sixties to the discos and hedonism of today, with discos including Pacha, Space and Amnesia being truly world-famous, Ibiza has continually concerned gratification with a somewhat against the grain feel. Even when the counter-culture is now predominant!

However regardless of what your taste, interest or style there is guaranteed to be a professional or some variation on the theme in Ibiza to stimulate your predilection or what ever it is you really want thrilled!

And this entire scene is present beside the basic boho action that entices nearly a million guests to Ibiza yearly. Or possibly it sits beneath it, or before it. It is frequently tough to discern the contrast between escort females and civvies in Ibiza. Though the old saw is that if a chick is styled along the same lines as a harlot, she is most probably a visitor.

After that there are the more affordable Ibiza whores, billing 250-500 euros for a single hour. These hot Ibiza escort babes are still magnificent, sexy and very good recreation to spend time with. No-one would be discomfitted being seen socially with any of these women. Actually a number of the best escorts Ibiza does furnish work in this market as they prefer the kind of business, or prefer being very busy. In terms of age, this may be females in between twenty and 65 ! As the male populace gets older and remains as in shape -or more healthy -than they were actually while less mature, there is a thriving niche market for Yummy Mummy escorts Ibiza can provide.

Escorts in Ibiza are the same as hookers in Monaco, high-class escorts in Frankfurt or just about anywhere else. Truly, they are the same in a business enterprise to any other market. Or in a psychological capacity to every other cluster of people.

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Of course, there are top end Ibiza escorts, who represent the very peak of the market place. They are stunningly lovely girls, usually aged 24-32, and quite often they are experienced models. They are typically well-read and experienced travellers. Some are indeed renowned faces. Trust me, you would be quite astounded at who has spent time as an exclusive Ibiza hooker! In most cases, these females will be soliciting between 500 and a thousand euros just one hour for their friendship. That sort of fee is not for the faint hearted, but if you can buy it then it is well worthwhile !

Certainly there are a group of Ibiza escort ladies who specialise in working the pubs, hotels and resorts and night clubs. A number of these also coordinate with one of the significant Ibiza escort firms however feel that if they can earn some extra money while out at night, then why shouldn’t they ?! Clearly the firms do not get a percentage of that money since the babes are completely free lance and free to do anything they like. For lots of clients, meeting an escort lady in a nightclub and shelling out for a “shoo-in” is really a much better call than spending a ton of money on wines, food and wining and dining and then perhaps not being blessed or getting such an apathetic bonk that they wish they had not gone there!

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Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Britains Favourite Sex Positions

Ann Summers surveyed 1,000 Britons about their sexual habits and tastes. I´m sure Ms Gold and her lovely team in Croydon (the sex toy capital of the UK!) will be able to put it to extremely good use.

The findings about people´s favourite positions and activities:

The favourite? 25 per cent of people prefer ‘doggy style’ over the other options. Good choice. Excellent for a reach-around to the clitoris. Good for either slow and sensual or a damn good banging. Yummy.

23 per cent of people go for girl on top. The guy gets a great view and the girl gets to control the pace and work her clitoris in whatever way she likes.

21 per cent choose the standard but extremely effective missionary position. I know it sounds boring. But as they say, it depends on how you do it! Lots of possibility for deep wet kisses and eye contact too.

66 per cent of people said they preferred using at least two or three different positions in one session. Hmm…I suspect that might be wishful thinking. But it does say preferred rather than actually achieve!

Over a third of those polled said they manage to have sex two to four times a week, no matter how busy their schedules might be.

24 per cent said they use sex toys. Just as well for Ann Summers I suspect. And I wonder if they interviewed people in their shops, in which case surely it should be higher?

Belfast was classified as the “kinkiest” city. That is on the basis that 12 per cent prefer the ’69’ position. Not quite sure how that counts as kinky. I just think of it as a damn good start.

Leeds was described as the city with the most flexible ladies. Apparently a majority of people that prefer the various ‘legs on shoulder’ positions.

Cardiff on the other hand was thought to be the least adventurous with the missionary position being the most popular there. Maybe they just like to know who they are shagging?

Incidentally, having done a very quick and totally unscientific survey of our escorts in Ibiza and also the lovely Marbella escorts of 2nd Circle Marbella. The findings on positions is apparently about right in their experience. So it´s not just representative of the Brits.

This article in The Independent has a lovely video to go with it!

photo 3 (11)In terms of location, here are the top ten places to have sex:

  1. Bedroom (88 per cent)

  2. In front of the TV (64 per cent)

  3. The shower (49 per cent)

  4. In the bath (34 per cent)

  5. In the kitchen (33 per cent)

  6. On the stairs (24 per cent)

  7. On the beach (22 per cent)

  8. On a night out (20 per cent)

  9. At a park (18 per cent)

  10. At work (13 per cent)

I don´t quite understand how number 8 counts as a location, but anyway…

As far as sexy Ibiza escorts are concerned, this is again about right. And the lovely girls in Marbella say the same. Mainly the bedroom, sitting room and shower. But a surprising number of our girls have actually had sex in the toilets of bars, restaurants and nightclubs. And over half have actually performed or received oral sex under the table in a restaurant. And that´s just in their private lives…

So, whatever your favourites, go to it!

Kisses

Ally x

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