Being a Kensington Escort

When I previously wrote, I revealed that being a call girl in Kensington, Knightsbridge, Chelsea or virtually any place else in the English capital is altogether legitimate provided there is no extra statutes are being broken (under age relations, taxes being evaded, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty…); no people trafficking or duress associated; just one woman is working from the location; there is no soliciting or advertising in telephone boxes. The Crown Prosecution Service even have published guidelines that say how they do not ant to prosecute hookers or escort agencies unless it is a way in to other criminal activity. (Like catching Al Capone for tax evasion instead of everything else)

So let us start by looking at the mid market. That has lots of women requiring more or less two hundred and fifty pounds for sixty minute reservation. Which is great, but the majority of their business is from calls at their own flat, which suggests that you really need a venue to do the job from. And that needs to be rented and the costs for it are paid out of your expenses. And do I really have to say, by the way, that doing tricks from home is a really, really, shitty plan?

That pricing is about the same for niche markets such as Dominatixes or mature London escorts as well as for more run-of-the-mill activities.

In the case that you plan to be a high-class Belgravia call-girl, you will be going head to head with girls who are as sexy as well-known swimwear models (or who might possibly perhaps even be well-known swimwear models…you would be amazed who turns tricks if the cash is right!). You will also be up against females who are fluent the language of love in several languages that they speak conversationally. The same women often also possess doctorates or several Masters degrees, which is a little intimidating, to be frank. Quite often you will see all of these in one irritating pleasant, enjoyable and warm and friendly sex bomb.

Before you commence working you have to take the time to work out exactly your banking requirements and how you will manage your payments and book keeping. I am all in favour of everyone fucking as much as possible. But you have never been fucked until you have had an inspection by HMRC. It is not nice, and it never pays well. So leave the risky behaviour to the bedroom and keep the paperwork clean, accurate, honest and up to date.

But I was also pointing out that being a London call girl will necessitate that you have a good very long hard view at the truths of what being in the business means. So if I am not meaning difficulties around lawfulness, infections etc, what am I taking about? Well the pointer is in my mention of the word “business”. Offering for sale sexuality is a sales operation. It is a job like every other. Prostitution and soldiering are the two oldest professions. People who are successful and have a long career in each approach them with careful professionalism.

Anybody setting foot into any other sort of enterprise would do a little investigation and marketplace checking first, but people just heave themselves into the sex business on the assumption that since “sex constantly sells” they will be assured to be able to easily sell their merchandise and make a huge piece of money immediately. Imagine expecting similarly about starting a club, bistro, outlet or anything else and you can appreciate how crazy it would be. Gentlemen might always want to get their end away with a beautiful woman. However, why will these individuals buy affection from you as opposed to another woman? Blokes also want food, but I am uncertain I would choose to launch against Waitrose!

If you go for the low ens of the market you will be fighting facing loads of attractive ladies who lodge 7 to a bedroom to ensure that they can transfer as much hard earned cash home as feasible to the countries of eastern Europe that they originate from. They are also completely happy to travel at no notice, to anywhere, at any time of the day or night, and provide an hour of strenuous fucking of any kind you can conceive of (and some you cannot). And all that for a hundred quid, half of which they then pay to an agency.

Which leads me to point out that your most significant feature, if it pertains to you, is that you are English. So few girls in the mass market in England are English that it comes to be a major advertising and marketing element!

So do your groundwork, stop to consider it through, and good luck when you go for it!

Life as a West-End Call Girl

I was previously explaining that starting work as a London call-girl will require you to really take a good long very hard look at the truths of what working in the business means. At any level of the market, but especially if you want to work at the top end and compete with high class Mayfair escorts. But if I am not meaning matters surrounding permissibility, sexual health etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “business”. Marketing your intimacy is a sales venture. It is a business field like most others. Surely you know the old saying that whoring is the second oldest profession, after warrior? Well the truth is that they both require professionalism and a business-like approach if you are going to survive.

If you go mass market you will be fighting facing loads of magnificent girls from the east of Europe. Babes who stay seven or eight to a bedroom by time-sharing bunk beds to ensure that they can forward as much hard earned cash back to their families as practical. They are also fully happy to travel just about anywhere in the metropolis at no notice any time of the day or night and deliver an hour of vigorous bonking of any sort you can conceive of for one hundred pounds for a full 60 minute booking. Hard to compete with as, for example a niche player such a London MILF escort.

Anyone entering into any other type of venture would do a little bit of study and market place testing first off, but people just introduce themselves into the sex sector on the premise that since “obviously sex sells” they will be sure to be able to easily sell their bodies and make a huge piece of dough quickly. Imagine presuming similarly about starting a tavern, cafe, outlet or something else and you can observe how foolish it would be. Guys might always need to have sex. However, why will they choose to pay to fuck you as opposed to somebody else? Men also may need burgers, but I am not exactly sure I would fancy mu chances pitching up against McDonalds!

Which take us back to looking at making the mid market work. This part of the market has lots of women requesting roughly two hundred and fifty pounds a booking, which is nifty, but a lot of their business is home-based, with the client visiting them. That requires that you may need a spot to operate from, and that should be rented and the cost for that in turn comes out of your rates. Does it actually it need saying that working from home or apartment is a decidedly dumb approach?

By the way, at a very early stage you must figure out efficient ways to handle your bookkeeping and take care of banking your takings. The last thing you need to do is minimize your income to the Revenue (HMRC). By doing this you are certain to get a damned good rogering. And not in one of the good or financially rewarding ways!

When I recently wrote, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or anyplace else in London is completely legal provided that there is no people slaving or compulsion committed; that there are no other regulations are being broken such as the sale of drugs, under age relations, not paying tax, hurting animals; only one woman is performing from the location; and that there is no propositioning or publicizing in telephone boxes

In case you plan to be a high class London escort, you will be contesting with females who have the bodies and looks of well known models or actresses (or who might possibly in fact be well known models or actresses!). You will also be against girls who are well-versed in a number of languages (and also the language of love!) and who have a plethora or additional qualifications. You might be surprised at just how frequently you will come across all of these in one irritating delightful, appealing and friendly individual.

By the way, your foremost advantage, if it relates to you, is that you are English or British. So few escorts in the mid market in London are British that it becomes a significant advertising aspect!

London Hookers

Let me start with the boring but essential first. If you are going to set up an escort (or run any kind of business) you ought to put together ways to deal with your banking requirements, book keeping and accountants right at the outset. I promise you that the very last thing you want to do is mis-declare your income to HMRC (the British Inland Revenue). That is the way to a certain and vigorous butt fucking. And not the profitable or orgasm inducing kind…

First the goo news. Your finest advantage, if it goes for to you, is actually being British. So few prostitutes in any level of the market in the capital are English that it becomes a major advertising factor!

If you go mass market you will be fighting against countless magnificent girls from eastern Europe who lodge seven to a room in order that they can transfer as much money home as feasible. They are also fully happy to make a journey anywhere at no notice at any moment of the day or night and put out an hour of energetic sexual activity of any type you can imagine for a hundred pounds a bout.

Everybody setting foot into any other form of venture would do a little investigation and marketplace evaluating before anything else, but people just dispatch themselves into the sex market on the belief that since “sex definitely sells” they will be assured to be able to easily sell their merchandise as a hooker or MILF escort and make a significant wad of cash money right away. Imagine presuming similarly about creating a cocktail lounge, cafe, store or anything else and you can see how crazy it may be. Guys might always need shagging. But why will these guys get it from you as opposed to someone else? Men also may need beer, but I am uncertain I would like to launch directly opposite a Wetherspoons!

In the event that you desire to be a high class escort in the west end, you will be piching yourself against lovely ladies who have the beauty and bodies of models from the Milan runways or the pages of Sports Illustrated (or who might perhaps even be models from the Milan runways or the pages of Sports Illustrated!). You will also be putting yourself up against women who are fluent in several foreign languages (together with the language of passion!) and who possess several degrees, Masters or beyond. Annoyingly and disconcertingly you will often experience all of the above in one irritating nice, refreshing and courteous person.

But I was also pointing out that starting work as a London working girl will call upon you to take a good long hard look at the facts of what operating in industry means. So if I am not meaning concerns regarding legitimacy, infections etc, what am I referring to? Well the clue is in my mention of the word “industry”. Promoting sexuality is a sales concern. It is a profession like every other. Indeed the old cliche is that the two oldest professions are hooker and soldier. Which makes you think…

That leaves the mid market. That is full of women costing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds for a sixty minute encounter, and that is cool, but most of their business is in calls which means that you require a bedroom to work from, that will need to be rented and which is paid out of your expenses. Does it genuinely it need saying that doing the job from home or apartment is a fucking awful approach to professional fucking?

When I last posted, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or any place else in London is entirely lawful so long as there is no human slaving or duress involved, a single lady is getting the job done from the site, there is no propositioning or publicizing in call boxes, and that there are no other laws are being broken. (Sale of narcotics, creature persecution, under age sexuality, tax evasion …).

So do your groundwork, think it through, and good fortune!

Want to be an escort in Mayfair?

Your foremost edge, if it applies to you, is the fact of being English. So few in London are English that it eventually becomes a huge sale issue! That applies equally to mature escorts, high class escorts and the mid market. Even more so at the lower end of the market.

Any individual setting foot into any other style of enterprise would do a little bit of study and market place testing to start with, but people just catapult themselves into the sex industry on the assumption that since “sex sells” they will be certain to be able to market their wares and make a huge hunk of cash immediately. Imagine expecting the same way about opening a bar, eatery, shop or something else and you can appreciate how senseless it may be. Guys might always to get their rocks off. But why will these individuals buy it from you rather than someone else? Men also want fast food, but I am uncertain I would desire to set up in opposition to Burger King!

If you go mass market you will be contesting opposed to lots of amazing hotties from east European countries who roost 8 to a bedroom time-sharing bunks in order that they can forward as much hard earned cash to their places of origin as possible. They are also completely happy to make a journey any place in the west end or further afield at no notice at any moment of the day or night and offer an hour of strenuous shagging of any variety you can think of for a hundred pounds for 60 minutes of hard work.

Should you intend to be a high-class Mayfair call-girl, you will be contesting with girls who have the faces and figures of Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses (or who might perhaps even be Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses!). You will also be competing with females who are well-versed in several languages (and also the vocabulary of passion!) and who hold PhDs, MBAs, MSc or other post-grad qualifications. Often you will discover every one of this in the shape of one annoying pleasant, pleasant and courteous sex bomb.

That leaves behind the mid market. Which in turn teems with females asking for around 250 pounds a session, which is neat, but much of their business is in calls which involves that you have a bedroom to work from, and that should be rented and that is taken out of your rates. Does it genuinely it need saying that doing business from house is a truly, truly horrible approach?

When I last wrote, I discussed that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is altogether legitimate so long as there is no people trafficking or coercion associated, just one girl is working from the site, there is no soliciting or publicizing in phone boxes, and also not one other laws are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age fornication, money laundering …).

But I was equally explaining that being a London working-girl will require you to take a good long hard view at the realities of what working in the market means. Whether you are a young lady or a mature woman. So if I am not meaning concerns around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “market”. Promoting sex is a sales service. It is a field like any other. Certainly that the two oldest professions are sex and violence. Warrior and whore.

Also lastly, you have to work out effective ways to manage your cash and banking it. Which means ledgers and accountants. The last thing you really want to do is minimize your earnings to the good people at HMRC. This way you are certain to get a really good screwing. And certainly not in the pretty good or rewarding manner!

Summer In The City

London is a great place at any time of the year. But in the summer it is awesomely good as long as you have the option of escaping the occasional outbreak of sticky and truly horrible humidity. But, to be honest, compared to most places the temperature is pretty temperate. Let us face it, Wimbledon is not famous for the number of cases of heat stroke and sun stroke each year! Cities like Florence in Italy melt under the heat and humidity each summer. London, not so much, whatever the English tabloids might say.

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Or she could have stayed in London

But one thing that does happen in the summer is the magnificent sexy and toned bodies come out. Too much white flesh too, but let us allow that to slide for a moment. But in the City, short skirt business suits, silky blouses and high heels abound. Long, toned brown legs are everywhere raising the libido and temperatures of the male population still higher.

In the West End it is even worse for a man trying to keep his mind on anything other than the decorative sexy female flesh walking past him. It is hard to keep your mind in neutral or engaged on business when your loins are doing the talking due to the curves out on full display in tight t shirts or slinky tops and the tanned legs being shown off in short butt shorts that look so good with either flat shoes or platform heels.

All of which, of course, is great news for every London escort. All the sexy female bodies on display, together with a little sunlight and relatively warm weather, and a London man or even a visitor to London on business is bound to find their thoughts turning to thoughts of love. Or failing that, to getting their rocks off and a damn good time foe an hour or two; longer if the budget will permit or the pressure has really built up!

Which means that while the rest of the female population plan thinks about going on holidays, high class London escorts have to decide between beating clients off with a stick as they are so busy, or taking time for a working holiday in Miami, Ibiza, Marbella or Sardinia. Oh choices, choices, choices…what is a girl to do?