Barcelona & Madrid Sex

If you are a male visiting either Barcelona or Madrid then you are confronted with a vast and bewildering variety of inviting women who are either ostensibly attainable and eager to get laid; or absolutely definitely easily available and all set to have a good time. In the words of Pretty Woman “I appreciate the romance but I am a sure thing.” In brief, players in Barcelona and Madrid possess the choice among thrilling and attractive nonprofessionals or even more desirable and more amazing professionals. Welcome to the realm of skilled courtesans in Madrid & Barcelona.

If a man finds yourself in Madrid or Barcelona and hopes for a seductive encounter, then that is the decision; hope to get lucky with an amateur or choose to look for the hottest escort Madrid will deliver or probably the most fantastic escort Barcelona can produce?

The great feature of prostitutes is certainty. Yes, certainly there is usually the query in the hindpart (or even front end) of the customers mind around whether the hottie is genuinely into them or the number they are doing jointly. However, that concern is always there too actually still in a encounter with an amateur? However, with an escort you are sure that the conclusion is made sure. You are going to get laid if you wish to!

If you are searching for flirtation, companionship or merely a lustful thrill ride then it belongs to probably the most primary evaluations; do you devote precious time, vitality and money in the quest for a rookie girlfriend and gamble on identifying one that is really game for it and a good fuck? What happens if you spend a lot of pounds and cannot get her to the bedroom? More upsetting, perhaps you succeed in tracking down a girlfriend only to locate that she is awful in the sack and a major sex-related dissatisfaction?

Or do you go the alternative path; employ the services of a skilled professional call-girl while you remain in Barcelona or Madrid? It might not have the adventure of the hunt and the promise of long term passion, however it does assure that your hard earned cash is sure to get a result. And you can also guarantee that the woman that you commit funds to invest precious time with is a passionate professional who is going to have the capacity to quake your planet and release your secret appetites– irrespective of how unconventional they may be!

And, within legal limits and the limits of negotiation, virtually every single sensual need or phantasy you may possibly ever have is possible with a professional Madrid escort or a high class Barcelona escort. All the things that you might wake up to on your initial drug and excitement improved early date, or you invest weeks or more gently moving to with a “special lady” are there for the asking with a skilled professional. From probably the most plain of needing to try some brand new sexual positions to men whose fancies are even more peculiar, there is bound to be an avid and proficient specialist only too able to serve!

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High Class Barcelona & Madrid Escorts

Morocco is rather lovely and all that, but will primarily ever be a niche area, no matter how successfully the King and his authorities deal with their internal issues.

Turkey experiences near civil war with the Kurds still, is struggling with terrorism and its border with Syria is among the most dangerous sites on planet earth. Oh, and it has recently had a coup attempt by regular army. Who may quite possibly have been less despotic in power than the insane Leader.

The existing vacation and visitor group for destinations such as Barcelona and Madrid are prepared for their trips. They know what they would like and how you can find it. They realise that sexual activity is easily obtainable and totally lawful to both exchange. So if they choose to spend time with the finest escort Barcelona can supply, or pay for an hour or more with the a trio of the very best escorts Madrid can provide, they will do this.

Greece is great if you are unconcerned about whether you will be able to take your money from the cash machines. In the last financial turmoil the banks stopped handing over cash and disabled visa or mastercard structures. Which in turn must have made life a little bit difficult in a country that was dependent on tourists spending their funds (that they withdraw from atm or spend via bank card).

Algeria is excellent if you dream of armed sentinels while you lie on the oceanfront. Which is a good idea as it was not very far back that vacations were assaulted and killed by assault weapon flourishing Muslim terrorists.

The earth is a turbulent place currently. And some of the most unsafe, plagued and unstable places happened, up till rather recently, to be significant vacation areas.

So Spain is doing incredibly well with travel figures now, and no end in sight. Some numbers are referring to a 50% improvement in tourist figures compared to former years. Venues like Barcelona and Madrid are filled with travellers. So you might believe that Barcelona escorts and Madrid escorts might be rushed off their tootsies (Off their beds? You understand what I am getting at …) but that is certainly not really the case.

Egypt is not a place you choose to opt for a calm and pleasant getaway any more. It used to be that snorkelling in the Red Sea was the most unsafe component of your holiday (apart from getting you pockets cracked in the marketplace or your charge card scammed by merchants). Now actually coming to a Egyptian tourist trap is an unsafe excursion that very few individuals wish to suffer through.

France is ostensibly under perpetual assault by locally developed Islamic thugs, including the tragic truck and AK47 assault in Nice not long ago. Hardly productive of to a relaxing respite unless you are lucky enough to vacation with your own protection detachment.

But customers who are used to visiting holiday areas like Turkey and Egypt, and even Tunisia, may well have contrasting presumptions, desires and finances for their leisure time. So the adult game in Spain is not prospering in exactly the way you would assume it as being if you simply scale from traveller quantities.

Want to be an escort in Mayfair?

Your foremost edge, if it applies to you, is the fact of being English. So few in London are English that it eventually becomes a huge sale issue! That applies equally to mature escorts, high class escorts and the mid market. Even more so at the lower end of the market.

Any individual setting foot into any other style of enterprise would do a little bit of study and market place testing to start with, but people just catapult themselves into the sex industry on the assumption that since “sex sells” they will be certain to be able to market their wares and make a huge hunk of cash immediately. Imagine expecting the same way about opening a bar, eatery, shop or something else and you can appreciate how senseless it may be. Guys might always to get their rocks off. But why will these individuals buy it from you rather than someone else? Men also want fast food, but I am uncertain I would desire to set up in opposition to Burger King!

If you go mass market you will be contesting opposed to lots of amazing hotties from east European countries who roost 8 to a bedroom time-sharing bunks in order that they can forward as much hard earned cash to their places of origin as possible. They are also completely happy to make a journey any place in the west end or further afield at no notice at any moment of the day or night and offer an hour of strenuous shagging of any variety you can think of for a hundred pounds for 60 minutes of hard work.

Should you intend to be a high-class Mayfair call-girl, you will be contesting with girls who have the faces and figures of Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses (or who might perhaps even be Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses!). You will also be competing with females who are well-versed in several languages (and also the vocabulary of passion!) and who hold PhDs, MBAs, MSc or other post-grad qualifications. Often you will discover every one of this in the shape of one annoying pleasant, pleasant and courteous sex bomb.

That leaves behind the mid market. Which in turn teems with females asking for around 250 pounds a session, which is neat, but much of their business is in calls which involves that you have a bedroom to work from, and that should be rented and that is taken out of your rates. Does it genuinely it need saying that doing business from house is a truly, truly horrible approach?

When I last wrote, I discussed that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is altogether legitimate so long as there is no people trafficking or coercion associated, just one girl is working from the site, there is no soliciting or publicizing in phone boxes, and also not one other laws are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age fornication, money laundering …).

But I was equally explaining that being a London working-girl will require you to take a good long hard view at the realities of what working in the market means. Whether you are a young lady or a mature woman. So if I am not meaning concerns around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “market”. Promoting sex is a sales service. It is a field like any other. Certainly that the two oldest professions are sex and violence. Warrior and whore.

Also lastly, you have to work out effective ways to manage your cash and banking it. Which means ledgers and accountants. The last thing you really want to do is minimize your earnings to the good people at HMRC. This way you are certain to get a really good screwing. And certainly not in the pretty good or rewarding manner!

Do We Really Need Flirting Coaches?

Sometimes I really do wonder about my fellow humans. Have we reached the point where we actually need to be taught to “person”? Should we be making “to person” a new verb so that we can have lessons in it? What am I talking about? Here is an example.

This article from the Independent was sent to me without comment by a friend. I can see tumblr_nt0d5h91bT1uv5gwjo1_500why. Information about how to make yourself more attractive? Good. Information about the power of sexuality? Good. I loved Honey Money by Catherine Hakim. But this clickbait tosh? Give me strength…

Don’t get me wrong, managing the best Ibiza escort Agency I am thrilled that people don’t know how to hook up properly! My escort girls would probably be a lot less busy if people knew how to get together with the opposite sex in an honest way.

So here is the well-thought through advice in a national British newspaper:

    1. Don’t judge a book by its cover

    2. You only have a certain amount of energy in a situation, don’t use it on being self-conscious

    3. Stay present

    4. Eye contact

    5. Don’t put yourself on a platform to be judged by others

    6. Don’t try and be someone you’re not

    7. You’re not going to match with everyone…

    8. You will be rejected. Accept it

Profound. And also deeply practical. Just ask yourself “How?” to any of those points and expect no answers in the article. Which is one of the many reasons that so called journalism like this annoys me. And they dare to criticise bloggers!tumblr_nsvrchekVy1tiylndo1_500

So, having read the profundity I checked around with my colleagues who run the best escort agency in Marbella and who work with the finest high class London escorts. I also had a chat with my girlfriends who travel as high-class escorts around the world. After all, if anyone knows about flirting, it should be them, surely? Especially the more experienced and mature escorts?

And they all basically had the same advice, which is that flirting is a contact sport. The more contacts you speak with, the better you will get at it. Interact with other people, especially the ones that you want to attract, and keep your senses open to their reactions to what you say, do and how you do those things. The feedback is in their responses.

I can, and will, give much more information in future. But frankly, that advice is so useless and superficial that I now feel like a proper journalist. Hoorah!

Kisses

Ally x

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Set Up An Escort Agency! It Is Really Simple!

People think that setting up an escort agency is the easiest thing in the world. All you have to do is get a bevy of gorgeous women to trust you, build a website and get it onto the front page of Google and then have clients call you.  Easy.

Riiight.

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Very simple move. When you can do it.

It is certainly a lot easier to start an escort agency business than to start, say, a rival to Mercedes Benz or SpaceX. But that’s not the same as being easy. Setting up an escort agency and being successful requires a combination of brains, balls, money and skills. Obviously the more money you initially have, the less brains and fewer skills you need, because you can hire those in. But surely it must be easy to sell men on the idea of spending time with sexy escorts?

Take each of those three broad stages in turn; getting beautiful escorts to trust you with their reputations and safety, getting a website to the top of the first page on Google, and having clients call and book dates with your new collection of escort girls.

If you say each of them quickly, it doesn’t sound like much. But think about it for a minute and the problems become a little clearer.

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Just walk up and ask if they are hookers. Easy!

Recruiting the right selection of sexy escorts is surely easy? All professional escorts are just in it for the money, so surely they will work for anyone? Well firstly, that’s not true because they are placing their reputations, finances and physical safety into the hands of the escort agency they work with. Secondly, how do you recruit them? You can´t call them because you don’t know them. They wont call you because they don’t know you. And you cant call the ads on the internet or the (in places such as Spain) newspapers because those are mainly placed by rival escort agencies. Hmmm…

Surely getting your new escort agency website to show on Google is easy? Well, leave aside building your site in the first place because that is increasingly easy. And if you build it, Google will find it. But for Google to rank it, the absolute minimum factors they look for are relevance and trust. That means having a minimum number of words (no, I don’t plan on telling you that here!) with a minimum percentage of them exactly the same as the keywords that potential clients search for. And again, I’m not going to tell you what the optimal keyword density is or how to find the most important keywords that clients use when looking for escorts in Marbella, London escorts, whatever. They are all different, by the way. Then, most importantly, you need to prove to Google that your site is trustworthy by getting lots of links (backlinks) to your new London escort agency site from lots of older and highly trusted sites. Just to give you an idea, if you want to market glamorous Marbella escorts you will need to have over 10,000 links into your site to even be in the game. Nice.

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Waiting for your adverts to work

You cannot use Google adwords for your sexy girls in Ibiza or wherever, as Google will not accept advertising for anything that could be sexual services, despite the fact that the internet is essentially a sex delivery system. So, that’s pretty straightforward then.

Now all you have to do is to get clients to trust your new escort agency and make bookings with you. Well what could go wrong with that? Well, if you have an escort agency anywhere other than a small town there is the language barrier. If you have escorts in Marbella, for example, you will get calls in Spanish, English, German, Russian, Swedish, Italian, French…

And you might find that potential clients have some concerns that you need to assuage. Are the escort women in the photos the escort girls that will actually arrive? Are the photos of your sexy escorts real?  Will the Marbella escorts be accompanied by large men who steal your belongings? Are the girls you represent trafficked? Are they underage? Are they professional escorts of their own free will? Are you drug dealers?

The answers, by the way, had better be yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, no. In that order.

And now all you have to do is get the escort girls to the booking, have them get paid, keep them safe, get you commission, pay your taxes and stay 100% within the law. So that’s OK then.

Good luck with all that and I hope to compete with you in the near future.

Kisses

Ally x

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Getting Stabbed In Ibiza Pays Well

24 year old British tourist Grant Sommerville was stabbed by a taxi driver in Ibiza in 2013. It happened in a dispute over a taxi fare. He received 22 staples in his stomach to repair the injuries. And 39,000 euros in compensation from the taxi driver.

The whole story is covered very well here in the Metro. To anyone who knows the lovely island of Ibiza it sounds like an all too familiar story; a gang of drunk young Brits, a stressed, angry and possibly frightened local, and a dispute over not very much money.

Like many taxi drivers in Ibiza, Antonio Mari Planells, aged 31, did exactly the wrong things if de-escalating the problem was his intention. He should have realised that pretty much all Brits assume that everyone overseas is trying to rip them off and will wreak terrible vengeance on them like a Mexican drug cartel given half a chance.

But Mr Sommerville and his friends were probably right in their assumption about being ripped off in this case. Many of our lovely escort girls in Ibiza used to find themselves in the back of a licensed taxi who claimed not to know where the Hard Rock Hotel is (erm, really?) or how to get from Ibiza town to San Antonio in less than an hour.

But my point isn’t that lots of taxi drivers on Ibiza could do with a bit more of the “knowledge” or even Google maps on their phone!

My point is that 39,000 euros in compensation for 22 staples and a terrific battle scar will seem like a fair deal to lots of young British men. On an average Saturday night in any British town there are thousands of men willing to risk a stabbing over a pint of crappy lager.

So, our beautiful escorts will only be using our own drivers from now on. And leaving the taxis to the compensation seeking boys with their hospital beds booked.

Kisses

Ally

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