THE LIFE OF HIGH CLASS ESCORTS

I have now been working all day as a high class global escort for only barely five years, since completing at college. My work has taken me to a great deal of astonishing spots that I could never have gotten the opportunity to visit typically. I don’t mean nations, on the grounds that with the expense of air admissions and incredible things like Airbnb, basically anybody can stand to visit pretty much anyplace. I mean spots like private islands in the Caribbean, Indian sea and Pacific with simply my customer, me and the serving staff. Houses on the shoreline at The Hamptons and gatherings loaded up with tycoons and famous people. The penthouse suites at probably the most over the top inns on the planet – the sort of set that you find in motion pictures, yet considerably more rich and glamorous!.I host been to a few Oscar after gatherings, to the Met Ball in New York, and I am currently great perceived by the staff who work amid the Cannes Film Festival. In any case, I am savvy enough not to believe that is my reality.

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I have many individuals that I know from my time associating with the rich and celebrated – otherwise called the rich and improper. They all recognize what I improve the situation a living and on account of the ladies they are glad enough to be seen with me. What’s more, on account of the folks they are extremely pleased to be seen with me. Having the hottest escort Malaga brings to the table on their arm is dependably a self image help for a man, regardless of whether she is a whore – but a high class and pricey one.

Be that as it may, would they be my companion on the off chance that I was not turning up at occasions and places with my super-A-List customers? I question it. That kind of world just has two dimension; the A List and the general population who need to be with the A-List. To be extremely critical, the clients and the utilized. Furthermore, no, I don’t feel tricky saying that when I win my living from being an escort for rich men. My activity as a high class escort implies that I am both client (I charge cash, a ton of it) and utilized – you realize what I mean by that, I’m certain.

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London Hotter Than Ibiza

So just because England had a few decent days weather the British newspapers were full of stories about how warm it is and comparing London to various “exotic” locations such as Barcelona, Rome and the Algarve, amongst others. Brits (I speak as one) really cant handle anything other than a vaguely damp time of things.

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You don’t see this in Green Park

But my favourite has to have been “London “hotter than Ibiza”” from the Guardian. Trust me, only in terms of the temperature darlings, only the temperature!

The spring weather may not be the best thing about Ibiza (though it is undoubtedly dramatic) but the sexy Ibiza escort girls are starting to arrive back for the season, so things are definitely hotting up in Ibiza. My Italian lovelies are scheduled to return in a few days and they will definitely drive the temperature up under a few collars!

Ally s Angels Escorts Ibiza looks set for the hottest and best year so far, with the vast majority of the girls that we represented last year returning to work with us again, which is extremely unusual in this business and says all sorts of good things about the team and the way they treated the girls with respects, courtesy, professionalism and a sense of humour last year.

So London and the rest of England has pretty much had its warm spell for the year, though I hope Wimbledon gets good weather as I may visit and nothing is better than paying the price of a house for a small bowl of strawberries and cream while dressed to the nines.

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OMG there’s a cloud!

But while Londoners look back with nostalgia and longing to their weekend of warmth, I am getting ready for both the hot weather and the hot babes and the (hopefully) red hot telephone from all the client calls and bookings!

Its amazing how much goes into getting ready for the season each year. I guess its not that different to the clubs, bars and hotels. The website needs a good dose of cleaning and redecorating; staff need recruiting and training; all the equipment needs checking, replacing or upgrading; and the suppliers have to be arranged and everything agreed. You really can not put a business such as this together on the fly. Well, you can, but that’s when things go wrong.

So all the hard work goes in now to make sure that we have the minimum stress and the maximum fun in the sun. London is hotter than Ibiza? Not if I have anything to do with it.

Drug dealers advertising

This hysterical article in The Metro was sent to me a few weeks ago. I´ve been thinking about it and I’m still not sure whether to be impressed with the initiative or stunned by the stupidity.

A drug dealer called Jay has been card-dropping business cards around Fallowfield in Manchester to give potential customers his phone number. How do I know he´s a drug dealer? because he has been attaching little samples of weed to the business cards that he leaves.

You see the quandary – impressive initiative and classic marketing. There is nothing like a free sample to build a bit of traction with customers. But  he is doing something illegal and giving the police the means to catch him. Even if they don´t call the number to set up a buy he´d better keep his GPS off!

Don´t get me wrong, I absolutely use card drops to advertise the services of every Ibiza escort I represent. And I know that my friends who manage escorts in Marbella do the same. But what we are doing is totally legal.

So I’m still not sure what I think about Jay and his advertising campaign around the University of

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No free samples

Manchester. Part of me hope he prospers for his initiative and balls, part of me hopes he gets busted for his apparent stupidity. yet another part hopes that students don’t take drugs…riiiight.

In any case, since it´s legal I shall continue advertising my sexy Ibiza escorts and I´m sure the same will be true for all 2nd Circle´s girls in Marbella. And no, there are no free samples!

Kisses

Ally x

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Science Analyses The Biggest Relationship Deal-Breakers

Social scientists at Western Sydney University have compiled six studies involving over 6,500 people and their omnibus study has come up with a definitive list of relationship deal breakers for both men and women. The results are excellent and gender-bending to some degree.

Starting with the criteria for a quick shag or one-night stand. That´s easy. The only deal breakers were “smells bad” and “has poor hygiene”- “Basically, for short-term partners, if they have a toothbrush, they’re good to go,” said Gregory Webster, associate professor of social psychology at the University of Florida, to the Wall Street Journal.

Nicely phrased. Yes, every girl who wants to escort Ibiza clients for us or be a Marbella escort needs to carry a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and perfume!

brad pitt and angelina jolie dance tango in mr and mrs smithUnsurprisingly women have more criteria than men for breaking up. But the factors that women care about are not those that stereotypes would have us expect. Kindness? Good potential parent? Nope. “No sense of humour”, “bad sex” and “lacks confidence”. Clearly what we want is an Alpha who makes us laugh and come till the windows shatter.

Sounds right.

Men were only more concerned than women about “low libido” and “talks too much”.  Which proves that quantity of sex matters over quality and men are generally less verbal. Shock.

But both genders agreed on the three worst “deal-breakers” – being “disheveled”, “lazy” or “needy”.

Interestingly, that´s exactly the same things that my girls in Ibiza and my escort friends in Marbella find off-putting!

So here is the full list:

1. “Disheveled or unclean appearance”: 71 per cent of women, 63 per cent of men

2. “Lazy”: 72 per cent of women, 60 per cent of men

3. “Too needy”: 69 per cent of women, 57 per cent of men

4. “No sense of humour”: 58 per cent of women, 50 per cent of men

5. “Lives far away”: 47 per cent of women, 51 per cent of mentumblr_n0lkr9HTKU1rfj6pmo1_500

6. “Bad sex”: 50 per cent of women, 44 per cent of men

7. “Lacking self-confidence”: 47 per cent of women, 33 per cent of men

8. “Too much TV or video games”: 41 per cent of women, 25 per cent of men

9. “Low sex drive”: 27 per cent of women, 39 per cent of men

10. “Stubborn”: 34 per cent of women, 32 per cent of men

11. “Talks too much”: 20 per cent of women, 26 per cent of men

12. “Too quiet”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

13. “Blunt”: 17 per cent of women, 11 per cent of men

14. “Does not want children”: 15 per cent of women, 13 per cent of men

15. “Has kids”: 12 per cent of women, 14 per cent of men

16. “Too athletic”: 10 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men

17. “Not athletic”: 6 per cent of women, 7 per cent of men.

The take-away from this? Men and women want the same things. Deal with it and move on.

Kisses

Ally x

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Britains Favourite Sex Positions

Ann Summers surveyed 1,000 Britons about their sexual habits and tastes. I´m sure Ms Gold and her lovely team in Croydon (the sex toy capital of the UK!) will be able to put it to extremely good use.

The findings about people´s favourite positions and activities:

The favourite? 25 per cent of people prefer ‘doggy style’ over the other options. Good choice. Excellent for a reach-around to the clitoris. Good for either slow and sensual or a damn good banging. Yummy.

23 per cent of people go for girl on top. The guy gets a great view and the girl gets to control the pace and work her clitoris in whatever way she likes.

21 per cent choose the standard but extremely effective missionary position. I know it sounds boring. But as they say, it depends on how you do it! Lots of possibility for deep wet kisses and eye contact too.

66 per cent of people said they preferred using at least two or three different positions in one session. Hmm…I suspect that might be wishful thinking. But it does say preferred rather than actually achieve!

Over a third of those polled said they manage to have sex two to four times a week, no matter how busy their schedules might be.

24 per cent said they use sex toys. Just as well for Ann Summers I suspect. And I wonder if they interviewed people in their shops, in which case surely it should be higher?

Belfast was classified as the “kinkiest” city. That is on the basis that 12 per cent prefer the ’69’ position. Not quite sure how that counts as kinky. I just think of it as a damn good start.

Leeds was described as the city with the most flexible ladies. Apparently a majority of people that prefer the various ‘legs on shoulder’ positions.

Cardiff on the other hand was thought to be the least adventurous with the missionary position being the most popular there. Maybe they just like to know who they are shagging?

Incidentally, having done a very quick and totally unscientific survey of our escorts in Ibiza and also the lovely Marbella escorts of 2nd Circle Marbella. The findings on positions is apparently about right in their experience. So it´s not just representative of the Brits.

This article in The Independent has a lovely video to go with it!

photo 3 (11)In terms of location, here are the top ten places to have sex:

  1. Bedroom (88 per cent)

  2. In front of the TV (64 per cent)

  3. The shower (49 per cent)

  4. In the bath (34 per cent)

  5. In the kitchen (33 per cent)

  6. On the stairs (24 per cent)

  7. On the beach (22 per cent)

  8. On a night out (20 per cent)

  9. At a park (18 per cent)

  10. At work (13 per cent)

I don´t quite understand how number 8 counts as a location, but anyway…

As far as sexy Ibiza escorts are concerned, this is again about right. And the lovely girls in Marbella say the same. Mainly the bedroom, sitting room and shower. But a surprising number of our girls have actually had sex in the toilets of bars, restaurants and nightclubs. And over half have actually performed or received oral sex under the table in a restaurant. And that´s just in their private lives…

So, whatever your favourites, go to it!

Kisses

Ally x

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What happens when a woman is drunk in public?

When men find a woman drunk and apparently in need of help, what happens? They proposition her, try to get her more drunk, and attempt to trick her back to their hotels rooms.One apparently even tries to get intimate with her in the street!

I don’t often find myself reading The Metro but this article was sent to me and while it staggering, disgusting and shattering to watch it actually happening, it really isn’t surprising.

The experiment was set up and filmed by the Centro Europeo Neurosalus, which is a rehab clinic. It was shot in central Madrid at 5.30 on a weekday. Now I´m sure that some people´s knowing reaction will be “ah…Spanish men” but right at the start of the video it is pointed out that the same experiment has already been conducted in other cities including Los Angeles.

Probably the most shocking thing about the video is that it wasn’t shot on a Saturday night. It is early evening (mid afternoon for the Spanish) on a work day. So what would / does go on every Friday and Saturday night?

This is part of the reason why we take the security of every Ibiza escort so seriously. And I know that our friends who represent escorts in Marbella feel the same. If a “civilian” can be treated like this in the middle of the afternoon in a public square, what might happen to an escort in Ibiza or a beautiful young lady in Marbella while everyone is partying?

So my security team and receptionists are fairly fanatical and puritanical about escorts being drunk or in any other way “worse for wear”. If clients want to drink or let their hair down in whatever way they choose, good for them. But I will not allow the ladies I represent to put themselves in harms way for the sake of having a couple of drinks.

So it sounds a little puritanical and prudish for an escort agency in party-central, but if a girl is drunk or off her game in any way, we will lose a booking rather than send her out there.

Looking at this video, you can see why.

Kisses

Ally x

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We all have a home life…

I was sent a video of a phone sex operator a couple of days ago. And I howled when I saw it.

By the way, subscribe to Jason Horton because the rest are at least as funny.

Anyway it got me thinking (and at the end of a summer in Ibiza that takes some doing!) about the difficulty of working in this business and maintaining a private life. In the interests of full disclosure I should say that I did spend a very brief time as a phone sex operator. I found it just too hard to keep a straight face so i have nothing but respect for the people who can.

The point I wanted to make is that – as you may know – while I really enjoy this life and have nothing but respect for most of the people in it, it can be hard to start and maintain relationships.

This industry is a lot more ethical, honest and straightforward than most of the industries and businesses I have worked in. Things in my past like marketing, recruitment, technology, insurance, advertising. You can see why my skill-set suits this job. And why working with professional escorts in Ibiza is much more honest and less seedy!

Having said that, it can be hard to start a relationship and harder to keep it going. The hours are brutal (Imagine running a club in Ibiza and how hard that is. Now imagine running it 24/7 instead of just at night.). Pretty much everything is short notice, as for some reason more clients in Ibiza than anywhere else need to have company right now. 30 minutes is too long to wait! It´s even more manic than with our lovely girlfriends in Marbella. So that is all stressful.

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He says he loves me for my personality

But most girls (and guys) in the business make it far more difficult than it needs to be. I know it´s fiction, but the girl in the video has exactly the right idea with her man. Let him know what you´re doing, be honest, involve him where you can and make it funny.

So many girls say that they can´t tell a man what they do when they first meet as they won´t want to date them. It can be a point. But then the same girls are shocked and appalled when they come clean (or get caught) when the relationship gets serious and find that six months of lying your arse off isn´t a terrifically stable foundation.

So if any of my beautiful and (mainly) intelligent escort girls ask me for advice it´s always the same. If you´re not going to front it up right at the start, don´t go more than three dates before you do. And just be straight about it. It´s a job A very well paid one if you´re working with us. You are selling a set of physical and personality attributes and skills. Like an athlete, magician or taxi driver!

So, tell the truth. And if they´re the right guy for the long term they will work out how to deal with it. And if they aren´t they won´t.

Kisses

Ally

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