Being a Westminster Whore

Nope, the sex kind; not the political kind!

If you go into the mass market as an escort in Westminster instead of being a high class Westminster escort, you will be competing in opposition to loads of magnificent eastern European girls who roost eight to a time-shared room in order that they can provide as much hard earned cash to their countries of origin as practical. They are also perfectly happy to travel at no notice to any place in at all, any time of the day or night and put out an hour of energetic fucking of any kind you can envision for 100 pounds a booking.

I have pointed out previously that being a London working girl will necessitate you to take a good long hard review at the real truths of what finding yourself in this industry means. I am not talking about concerns about legality, sexually transmitted diseases etc, so what on earth am I getting at? Well the clue is in my specifying of the term “industry”. As the old cliche would have it, the two oldest professions known to human kind are soldier and whore. Marketing sexuality is a job, a business. It is a line of work; it is a sales operation.

Anybody going into any other form of venture would do a little groundwork and marketplace testing first and foremost, but people just project themselves into the sex business on the belief that since “sex always sells” they will be certain to be able to market their bodies and make a significant lump of income quickly. That naivete is cute in a young girl. It is something else for a woman who intends to become a mature escort in London. Imagine believing the same way about creating a tavern, cafe, outlet or almost anything else and you can notice how half-witted it might be. Males might always a good to orgasm and fuck. However, why will these individuals get their needs met by you rather than anyone else? Men also require drink and some like vodka, but I am not sure I would really want to set up opposed to Absolut!

Should you need to be a high-end London escort, you will be contesting with ladies who look like Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses (or who might perhaps even be Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses. You would be amazed at who does what when the money is right!). You will also be up against ladies who have advanced degrees, business backgrounds, are well travelled and are fluent in several languages. Annoyingly, these self same women are often pleasant, modest, damn good company and amazingly likable. As well as having the kind of sex appeal that make successful and powerful men turn into shy teenagers.

When I last posted, I described that even the CPS have advised that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is absolutely legal just as long as there is there is no soliciting or publicizing in telephone boxes; no people slaving or duress committed, no other laws are being broken. (under age sex, not paying tax, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty, for example) and that just one lady is getting the job done from the place.

As with any start up business you should work out how to take care of your accounts and banking. Getting screwed by the Inland Revenue Inspectors is akin to doing rough un-lubricated anal in an uncomfortable position with a smelly fat man who has a very large cock. But even less fun. And you pay for it rather than the other way round.

That leaves the mass market. And that teems with girls requesting roughly 250 pounds an session, which is nifty, but most of their business is apartment-calls which suggests that you really need a spot to do the job from, which has to be rented and which in turn comes out of your expenses. Does it seriously it need saying that operating from home is a really, massively, enormously stupid approach?

Your ultimate strength, if it is pertinent to you, is the fact of being British. So few girls in any niche of the market in the capital city of Britain are British that it emerges as a major sale element!

Life as a West-End Call Girl

I was previously explaining that starting work as a London call-girl will require you to really take a good long very hard look at the truths of what working in the business means. At any level of the market, but especially if you want to work at the top end and compete with high class Mayfair escorts. But if I am not meaning matters surrounding permissibility, sexual health etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “business”. Marketing your intimacy is a sales venture. It is a business field like most others. Surely you know the old saying that whoring is the second oldest profession, after warrior? Well the truth is that they both require professionalism and a business-like approach if you are going to survive.

If you go mass market you will be fighting facing loads of magnificent girls from the east of Europe. Babes who stay seven or eight to a bedroom by time-sharing bunk beds to ensure that they can forward as much hard earned cash back to their families as practical. They are also fully happy to travel just about anywhere in the metropolis at no notice any time of the day or night and deliver an hour of vigorous bonking of any sort you can conceive of for one hundred pounds for a full 60 minute booking. Hard to compete with as, for example a niche player such a London MILF escort.

Anyone entering into any other type of venture would do a little bit of study and market place testing first off, but people just introduce themselves into the sex sector on the premise that since “obviously sex sells” they will be sure to be able to easily sell their bodies and make a huge piece of dough quickly. Imagine presuming similarly about starting a tavern, cafe, outlet or something else and you can observe how foolish it would be. Guys might always need to have sex. However, why will they choose to pay to fuck you as opposed to somebody else? Men also may need burgers, but I am not exactly sure I would fancy mu chances pitching up against McDonalds!

Which take us back to looking at making the mid market work. This part of the market has lots of women requesting roughly two hundred and fifty pounds a booking, which is nifty, but a lot of their business is home-based, with the client visiting them. That requires that you may need a spot to operate from, and that should be rented and the cost for that in turn comes out of your rates. Does it actually it need saying that working from home or apartment is a decidedly dumb approach?

By the way, at a very early stage you must figure out efficient ways to handle your bookkeeping and take care of banking your takings. The last thing you need to do is minimize your income to the Revenue (HMRC). By doing this you are certain to get a damned good rogering. And not in one of the good or financially rewarding ways!

When I recently wrote, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or anyplace else in London is completely legal provided that there is no people slaving or compulsion committed; that there are no other regulations are being broken such as the sale of drugs, under age relations, not paying tax, hurting animals; only one woman is performing from the location; and that there is no propositioning or publicizing in telephone boxes

In case you plan to be a high class London escort, you will be contesting with females who have the bodies and looks of well known models or actresses (or who might possibly in fact be well known models or actresses!). You will also be against girls who are well-versed in a number of languages (and also the language of love!) and who have a plethora or additional qualifications. You might be surprised at just how frequently you will come across all of these in one irritating delightful, appealing and friendly individual.

By the way, your foremost advantage, if it relates to you, is that you are English or British. So few escorts in the mid market in London are British that it becomes a significant advertising aspect!