Being a Westminster Whore

Nope, the sex kind; not the political kind!

If you go into the mass market as an escort in Westminster instead of being a high class Westminster escort, you will be competing in opposition to loads of magnificent eastern European girls who roost eight to a time-shared room in order that they can provide as much hard earned cash to their countries of origin as practical. They are also perfectly happy to travel at no notice to any place in at all, any time of the day or night and put out an hour of energetic fucking of any kind you can envision for 100 pounds a booking.

I have pointed out previously that being a London working girl will necessitate you to take a good long hard review at the real truths of what finding yourself in this industry means. I am not talking about concerns about legality, sexually transmitted diseases etc, so what on earth am I getting at? Well the clue is in my specifying of the term “industry”. As the old cliche would have it, the two oldest professions known to human kind are soldier and whore. Marketing sexuality is a job, a business. It is a line of work; it is a sales operation.

Anybody going into any other form of venture would do a little groundwork and marketplace testing first and foremost, but people just project themselves into the sex business on the belief that since “sex always sells” they will be certain to be able to market their bodies and make a significant lump of income quickly. That naivete is cute in a young girl. It is something else for a woman who intends to become a mature escort in London. Imagine believing the same way about creating a tavern, cafe, outlet or almost anything else and you can notice how half-witted it might be. Males might always a good to orgasm and fuck. However, why will these individuals get their needs met by you rather than anyone else? Men also require drink and some like vodka, but I am not sure I would really want to set up opposed to Absolut!

Should you need to be a high-end London escort, you will be contesting with ladies who look like Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses (or who might perhaps even be Sports Illustrated models or famous actresses. You would be amazed at who does what when the money is right!). You will also be up against ladies who have advanced degrees, business backgrounds, are well travelled and are fluent in several languages. Annoyingly, these self same women are often pleasant, modest, damn good company and amazingly likable. As well as having the kind of sex appeal that make successful and powerful men turn into shy teenagers.

When I last posted, I described that even the CPS have advised that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is absolutely legal just as long as there is there is no soliciting or publicizing in telephone boxes; no people slaving or duress committed, no other laws are being broken. (under age sex, not paying tax, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty, for example) and that just one lady is getting the job done from the place.

As with any start up business you should work out how to take care of your accounts and banking. Getting screwed by the Inland Revenue Inspectors is akin to doing rough un-lubricated anal in an uncomfortable position with a smelly fat man who has a very large cock. But even less fun. And you pay for it rather than the other way round.

That leaves the mass market. And that teems with girls requesting roughly 250 pounds an session, which is nifty, but most of their business is apartment-calls which suggests that you really need a spot to do the job from, which has to be rented and which in turn comes out of your expenses. Does it seriously it need saying that operating from home is a really, massively, enormously stupid approach?

Your ultimate strength, if it is pertinent to you, is the fact of being British. So few girls in any niche of the market in the capital city of Britain are British that it emerges as a major sale element!

Mayfair Escort Life

Anybody entering into any other style of business would do a little investigation and market place assessing first off, but people just dispatch themselves into the sex market on the expectation that since “sex permanently sells” they will be sure to be able to sell their junk and make a significant lump of income quickly. Imagine imagining the same way about opening a pub, pizzeria, store or just about anything else and you can notice how senseless it would be. Men might always sex. But why will they buy it from you rather than other people? Men also require fast food, but I am not sure I would desire to launch in opposition to Domino Pizza!

And as a quick aside it amazing to me how people forget that they need to put together ways to take care of their book-keeping and banking. The last thing you want to do is hide your money to Her Majestys Customs and Excise. That way you are certain to get screwed in the ass. And not in the really fun or profitable way!

If you go mass market you will be competing in opposition to great numbers of stunning east Europe hotties who nest seven to a bedroom to make sure that they can transfer as much cash home as achievable. They are also totally happy to make a journey any place in London at no notice at any time of the day or night and provide an hour of healthy sexual activity of any kind you can imagine for 100 pounds.

If you want to be a high end London hooker, you will be vying with young ladies who have the looks and bodies of famous Hollywood models/actresses (or who may well even be famous Hollywood models/actresses…you would be surprised how flexible people can be for money). You will also be putting yourself up against females who are proficient in many different foreign languages (along with the vocabulary of the bedroom!) and who possess ridiculous academic qualifications and “civilian” business experience. Regularly you will come across all of this in the shape of one frustrating lovely, refreshing and charming man magnet.

And that leaves behind the mass middle market. And that teems with ladies charging around 250 pounds for a date, which is nifty, but the majority of their business is based in the call girls own apartment, which requires that you require a location to do the deed from, and that will need to be rented and which must be paid out of your expenses. Does it actually it need pointing out that doing work from home is a massively, indescribably dangerous and dumb approach?

But I was equally stating that starting work as a London prostitute will oblige you to take a good drawn out tough look-over at the real truths of what working in industry means. So if I am not meaning questions around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I taking about? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “industry”. Marketing sexual activity is a sales business enterprise. It is a line of work like every other. Of course the old saying has whoring as one of the oldest professions along fighter or soldier. Which says a lot about people everywhere really.

When I previously published, I described that being an escorts in Mayfair or any place else in London is completely lawful provided there is only one lady working from the specific location, there is no propositioning or publicising in phone boxes, no people slaving or strong-arm tactic associated, and that there are no other regulations are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age coition, not paying tax …back to the taxman again. If they can catch Al Capone, they can catch you!).

Your ultimate positive aspect, if it relates to you, is actually being English. So few girls in the mid market in London are English that it becomes a significant marketing issue. Especially or MILF London escorts.

So do your research, stop to consider it through, and good fortune!

Life as a West-End Call Girl

I was previously explaining that starting work as a London call-girl will require you to really take a good long very hard look at the truths of what working in the business means. At any level of the market, but especially if you want to work at the top end and compete with high class Mayfair escorts. But if I am not meaning matters surrounding permissibility, sexual health etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “business”. Marketing your intimacy is a sales venture. It is a business field like most others. Surely you know the old saying that whoring is the second oldest profession, after warrior? Well the truth is that they both require professionalism and a business-like approach if you are going to survive.

If you go mass market you will be fighting facing loads of magnificent girls from the east of Europe. Babes who stay seven or eight to a bedroom by time-sharing bunk beds to ensure that they can forward as much hard earned cash back to their families as practical. They are also fully happy to travel just about anywhere in the metropolis at no notice any time of the day or night and deliver an hour of vigorous bonking of any sort you can conceive of for one hundred pounds for a full 60 minute booking. Hard to compete with as, for example a niche player such a London MILF escort.

Anyone entering into any other type of venture would do a little bit of study and market place testing first off, but people just introduce themselves into the sex sector on the premise that since “obviously sex sells” they will be sure to be able to easily sell their bodies and make a huge piece of dough quickly. Imagine presuming similarly about starting a tavern, cafe, outlet or something else and you can observe how foolish it would be. Guys might always need to have sex. However, why will they choose to pay to fuck you as opposed to somebody else? Men also may need burgers, but I am not exactly sure I would fancy mu chances pitching up against McDonalds!

Which take us back to looking at making the mid market work. This part of the market has lots of women requesting roughly two hundred and fifty pounds a booking, which is nifty, but a lot of their business is home-based, with the client visiting them. That requires that you may need a spot to operate from, and that should be rented and the cost for that in turn comes out of your rates. Does it actually it need saying that working from home or apartment is a decidedly dumb approach?

By the way, at a very early stage you must figure out efficient ways to handle your bookkeeping and take care of banking your takings. The last thing you need to do is minimize your income to the Revenue (HMRC). By doing this you are certain to get a damned good rogering. And not in one of the good or financially rewarding ways!

When I recently wrote, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or anyplace else in London is completely legal provided that there is no people slaving or compulsion committed; that there are no other regulations are being broken such as the sale of drugs, under age relations, not paying tax, hurting animals; only one woman is performing from the location; and that there is no propositioning or publicizing in telephone boxes

In case you plan to be a high class London escort, you will be contesting with females who have the bodies and looks of well known models or actresses (or who might possibly in fact be well known models or actresses!). You will also be against girls who are well-versed in a number of languages (and also the language of love!) and who have a plethora or additional qualifications. You might be surprised at just how frequently you will come across all of these in one irritating delightful, appealing and friendly individual.

By the way, your foremost advantage, if it relates to you, is that you are English or British. So few escorts in the mid market in London are British that it becomes a significant advertising aspect!

Want to be an escort in Mayfair?

Your foremost edge, if it applies to you, is the fact of being English. So few in London are English that it eventually becomes a huge sale issue! That applies equally to mature escorts, high class escorts and the mid market. Even more so at the lower end of the market.

Any individual setting foot into any other style of enterprise would do a little bit of study and market place testing to start with, but people just catapult themselves into the sex industry on the assumption that since “sex sells” they will be certain to be able to market their wares and make a huge hunk of cash immediately. Imagine expecting the same way about opening a bar, eatery, shop or something else and you can appreciate how senseless it may be. Guys might always to get their rocks off. But why will these individuals buy it from you rather than someone else? Men also want fast food, but I am uncertain I would desire to set up in opposition to Burger King!

If you go mass market you will be contesting opposed to lots of amazing hotties from east European countries who roost 8 to a bedroom time-sharing bunks in order that they can forward as much hard earned cash to their places of origin as possible. They are also completely happy to make a journey any place in the west end or further afield at no notice at any moment of the day or night and offer an hour of strenuous shagging of any variety you can think of for a hundred pounds for 60 minutes of hard work.

Should you intend to be a high-class Mayfair call-girl, you will be contesting with girls who have the faces and figures of Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses (or who might perhaps even be Victoria Secret or FHM models/actresses!). You will also be competing with females who are well-versed in several languages (and also the vocabulary of passion!) and who hold PhDs, MBAs, MSc or other post-grad qualifications. Often you will discover every one of this in the shape of one annoying pleasant, pleasant and courteous sex bomb.

That leaves behind the mid market. Which in turn teems with females asking for around 250 pounds a session, which is neat, but much of their business is in calls which involves that you have a bedroom to work from, and that should be rented and that is taken out of your rates. Does it genuinely it need saying that doing business from house is a truly, truly horrible approach?

When I last wrote, I discussed that being a courtesan in Mayfair or anywhere else in London is altogether legitimate so long as there is no people trafficking or coercion associated, just one girl is working from the site, there is no soliciting or publicizing in phone boxes, and also not one other laws are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age fornication, money laundering …).

But I was equally explaining that being a London working-girl will require you to take a good long hard view at the realities of what working in the market means. Whether you are a young lady or a mature woman. So if I am not meaning concerns around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “market”. Promoting sex is a sales service. It is a field like any other. Certainly that the two oldest professions are sex and violence. Warrior and whore.

Also lastly, you have to work out effective ways to manage your cash and banking it. Which means ledgers and accountants. The last thing you really want to do is minimize your earnings to the good people at HMRC. This way you are certain to get a really good screwing. And certainly not in the pretty good or rewarding manner!

Summer In The City

London is a great place at any time of the year. But in the summer it is awesomely good as long as you have the option of escaping the occasional outbreak of sticky and truly horrible humidity. But, to be honest, compared to most places the temperature is pretty temperate. Let us face it, Wimbledon is not famous for the number of cases of heat stroke and sun stroke each year! Cities like Florence in Italy melt under the heat and humidity each summer. London, not so much, whatever the English tabloids might say.

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Or she could have stayed in London

But one thing that does happen in the summer is the magnificent sexy and toned bodies come out. Too much white flesh too, but let us allow that to slide for a moment. But in the City, short skirt business suits, silky blouses and high heels abound. Long, toned brown legs are everywhere raising the libido and temperatures of the male population still higher.

In the West End it is even worse for a man trying to keep his mind on anything other than the decorative sexy female flesh walking past him. It is hard to keep your mind in neutral or engaged on business when your loins are doing the talking due to the curves out on full display in tight t shirts or slinky tops and the tanned legs being shown off in short butt shorts that look so good with either flat shoes or platform heels.

All of which, of course, is great news for every London escort. All the sexy female bodies on display, together with a little sunlight and relatively warm weather, and a London man or even a visitor to London on business is bound to find their thoughts turning to thoughts of love. Or failing that, to getting their rocks off and a damn good time foe an hour or two; longer if the budget will permit or the pressure has really built up!

Which means that while the rest of the female population plan thinks about going on holidays, high class London escorts have to decide between beating clients off with a stick as they are so busy, or taking time for a working holiday in Miami, Ibiza, Marbella or Sardinia. Oh choices, choices, choices…what is a girl to do?