How To Build An Escort Agency (Part 4)

In Part 2 of How To Build An Escort Agency I explained how to identify the right search terms (keywords) to aim for. In Part 3 I showed you how to select a domain name and find a web design agency to build your site for you. Now you know what to put on the site. Well, I would suggest starting your site small and gradually building it as you apply Search Engine Optimisation and backlink building to the site. By a small site, I mean in terms of the number of pages. The basic is 5 pages plus a blog page. Those five basic pages are: Home, Recruitment, About Us, Contact (plus blog). Rates and Terms. When the sire is big enough you can add in a gallery page. But you do not need it initially if you lay out the home page properly.

2 girls in string bikinis with their hands on each others bottomsBy properly, I mean have a look at the site for Classic Courtesans in London. Forget the layout and visual of the site, just take a look at the structure of the home page. The keywords that is is aiming at are variations on “mature escorts London”. The page is headed with them and they are spread out throughout the subheadings and the text. There is a roughly optimal percentage for how often the keywords should be used in the text. The web agency that you use should be able to check this for you as they build the site, using Yoast or one of the other terms. Too high a percentage is far worse than too low, as it tells Google that you are trying too hard and makes the site look suspicious, which means you will be penalised.

A YouTube video is useful and again your web design agency should be able to help with that. Likewise a Google Maps location, but once more the web design agency should advise you on that. The text does not have to fancy, it just has to explain what you do (or intend to do), how you plan to do it, and who with. The front page needs to have between three hundred and fifty and five hundred words at the start. You can add more text to it later if you need to. The photographs should link through to the profiles of individual girls so that potential clients can “browse”. The rest of the site is pretty straightforward. The other pages do not need to especially full of words, the words just need to be relevant to the page title. Then Google know that you are a serious site.

The site should be fine tuned by your design agency for “on page” optimisation – which means making sure the content, meta tags and all sorts of things you do not need to know about yet are attractive to Google and relevant to the target location. The it is “off page” optimisation, which is what we discuss in Part 5.

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LONDON ESCORT LAW IS NOT WHAT PEOPLE THINK

It is perfectly legal to sell sex in England. Which comes as a surprise to most Brits. A woman can showcase that she is content to perform oral sex without having a prophylactic, that she is content for a male punter to ejaculate inside her mouth or that she is happy to perform rimming or fetish acticvities. A male can search precisely for a lady who is pleased to perform anal sexual activity or strip him, tie him up, spank him and penetrate him with a strap on dildo. And neither of them is breaking any law at all.

However, that beside, a woman is wholly allowed to promote her intimate services as a London courtesan. And a dude is entirely at liberty to engage the ministrations of a high class Mayfair escort, or any kind of London high class escort, at any time these people choose, to undertake whatsoever they desire. Girls can advertise on the net and be as straightforward as these people choose, given that the sale and purchasing of erotic ministrations is absolutely within the law. But many people do not appreciate it.

Contrary to public opinion, selling sexual activity in London is entirely allowed by the law. Buying sexual activity is England is wholly legal. Obviously, both people ought to be of legitimate age, engaging willingly, and should not have gone through any variety of human slavery. And solicitation in the roads is banned, as is promoting in phone kiosks. That last may well seem weird to any person who does not recall the problem of opening the door to London phone boxes in the eighties given that they were so stuffed with postcards that the doorway barely functioned!

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The one and only instance a lady faces judicial trouble in England is if she works in an property with an additional girl in order that these people can try to keep one another safe. Then these people are managing a bordello and might be tossed in jail. That is simply bizarre.

A recent British televsion show illustrated that well over eighty five per cent of British women and men in their 20s and 30s still assumed that it was illegal to make money as a courtesan. They did not understand that any woman can supply sexual activity any time she wishes so long as she pays for her income taxes and does not breach any legislations while doing so.

When it comes to selling sex and promoting sexual services, there is no limit to the ways in which a lady can portray her services, the positions and alternatives she will supply, her rates and venues and almost anything else she could desire. Provided it is presented in a purely over 18 venue or medium. She can establish videos of herself topless, undressed, in corsets or swimwear or entirely garbed. Just about anything she imagines will attract the right variety of customer. She can even show photos or video clips of herself putting on sex performances on her own or with others. So long as anyone in them has given their consent and there is no content that would go against any other regulations.

SECRET LEDGER OF A LONDON ESCORT

A London escort who wants to produce a good income has to take note of the realities of the business, the customers and their competitors. The very same applies to for the London escort firms that they collaborate with. In exactly the same approach as a merchant, landlord, pub, eating establishment, night club, or most other trade operates; an escort agency or proficient whore needs to recognize their very competitive environment.

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After that, obviously there certainly are geographical factors in a metropolis as big as Greater London. A female located in Canary Wharf may well have a very prosperous business, especially with the investment and other bankers working there, but they is not going to do a lot of traffic with the Knightsbridge hotels. It just requires too much longer in order to get there. And a female located in zone 5 of the rail network or out in the outlying areas including Watford is not reallying going to be able to secure a lot of business from patrons based in Belgravia (except if she is extremely gifted or specialist!).

So earning cash as a courtesan in London is fundamentally the same as growing a profitable business in some other local market. Identify your strong points and weakness. Think about what you would like to bring about. Investigate your competition. Study what your punters would like. And after that publicize the bejesus out of your business concern.

At the very top of the marketplace, Mayfair escorts are pretty unmoved by all the level of competition at the low and medium ends of the market place. Educated, stunning and posh ladies, most notably American and British babes, will consistently be needed by dudes who refuse to buy just about anything at the low end; actually who regard price tag as an indication of premium quality. And long may that carry on. High class escorts will always be in demand.

Similar to most industries, there are really a really broad spread of many different particular niche markets present in the general London working girl industry. From the bona fide niche fetish and Domme market place to the Yummy Mummy and mature courtesan market, there are niches for pretty much anyone; tattoo designs, massive breasts, piercings and erotic practises like anal double penetration allow hookers to specialise and do the job a more set sector.

Next of course, there are the price tag selections. The principal market place used to be for girls supplying visits at the two hundred and fifty to 300 pounds an hour span. These days, the market is saturated with young girls who are spectacular, in good condition and willing to sell virtually all services for a kicking off sales price of a hundred pounds for 1 hour. These women are primarily from the east of Europe and undeniably certain will definitely have undergone a level of people trafficking. But the majority have merely chosen to come to London to make as much income as conceivable while agreeing to stay in the cheapest conceivable communal accommodation.

I LOVE THE EXCITEMENT OF LONDON

London has long been popular for style and apparel. As well as being among the outstanding world hubs for humanism and education; there are only a few other municipalities where world-class treasuries like the British Museum and the Victoria and Albert rub against exhibition rooms which include the National Gallery and the Tate; even fewer where there is then a flourishing modern craft, popular music, and drama sphere. If it is reallying going to manifest, it most likely takes place in London first and foremost. For years English cooking was widely known for consisting of tasteless slush. Now it is home to a number of the worlds foremost and most popular eateries and chefs. And in the financial arena, London truly blazes a trail, 2nd only arguably to Wall Street.

In the same manner, London manages to provide sex and sexual solutions to equal any being found anywhere in the globe. London escorts are amongst the very best and most varied being found anywhere. Regardless of what you want or what your tendency extends to, it is sure that London will have the capacity to furnish it! If you want a high class escort, then London is better positioned to aid than just about any other capital. Fashion and runway models, college undergraduates, university undergraduates who are glamour and runway models.

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An adult male trying to find a high class London escort for anywhere between five hundred and 1000 pounds for a sixty minute booking is faced with a large enough variety of options. Anybody at all who merely wants a lovely lady for an evening and is happy to pay a mid market level of two hundred and fifty to three hundred and fifty pounds for the hour will be confronted by an unquestionably intimidating job. There are actually dozens, possibly thousands of escort agencies, not to mention call girls. I have indeed heard a projection of approximately 3000 London escort agents of different sorts. So, similar to someone who merely wants a good dinner in London, the complication is not whether or not you can identify one, it is determining exactly what delicacies you prefer and the style of design and atmosphere !

Or if your preference in escorts or sexual services is more niche and specific, BDSM, watersports, MILFs and mature escorts, regardless of what it takes to float your boat intimately, London can provide it. Usually in such a scope and with as much choice that it could certainly be confusing. I occasionally (rarely I will accept, but every once in awhile) feel a little sorrowful for a man who goes to London on business and needs some female companionship in order to help them alleviate the anxieties of the working day, or their successeses with a distinct sort of satisfaction.

THE REAL LIFE OF AN ESCORT IN LONDON

And so you will have to select whether to decline work, in the full understanding that it can decrease again instantaneously, or work all the hours made available to you and hope that you are able to keep up while the high times roll. Not an easy choice at all. You can communicate with the bookers at the escort agencies you collaborate with, but they will certainly not have the ability to forecast who is telephoning when any more competently than you can. And it is your health and wellness and lucidity that you are taking care of!

You are going to be working long and very unforeseeable hours. But undoubtedly some days even the leading high class escort London can furnish may not be called on at all, which is nerve-wracking and paranoia inducing. Then afterwards the world is going to just take off and you will certainly have a number of engagements in a single night. That means dashing from place to place while looking great and sexy and keeping to the timetable while helping make each customer the centre of your attention and giving them all of your concentration and energy. And as luck will certainly have it, when you have been active all night time, are exhausted, aching and need a rest are exactly the times that you will definitely then have a hectic day time, with clients wishing to see you from late morning all the way thru the p.m. and evening hours.

And yet further than that, you need to look after the product and take care of the admin of your private small business enterprise. Any escort wishing to be the absolute best mature escort London can deliver will not have the capacity to operate at that standard without care. Health club visits and workout sessions, hair appointments, manicures and pedicures, buying new high heels outfits and cosmetics, doing you business banking and book keeping. Paying for your expenses and reserving your tours. They all take time, effort and concentration.

There will probably be a considerable amount of stimulants and booze hovering about in almost every circumstance that you find yourself in. And you will need to be able to look after your own self while those things are being encouraged at you. Your punters and friends will definitely be enticing you to ingest. And you will have to choose whether or not to, and if you do how you can retain your professionalism, effectiveness and welfare.

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You need to appreciate and remain on top of your reproductive health and well-being. Your gynaecologist will certainly turn into a close friend and companion and of course, there are a lot of threats and circumstances that you have to cope with, especially with clients wanting or expecting services that yuou do not offer. Contrary to popular opinion, ladies who offer anal sex or cum in mouth are the exception rather than the rule. Whioch can cause confusion with inexperienced punters.

Therefore it and you may seem lovely, but by God there is a good deal of labor that is required for it. Being a high class London escort is not an easy project. Of course, there are the clear issues that go along with being a girl in any position as the number one of the possible things that are going to weigh you down. You are going to have to address the hazards of assault, sexual or otherwise. You will need to understand the hazards of being robbed as you will most certainly be out late during the night and may carry a good handbag and sometimes considerable amounts of money.

Being a Kensington Escort

When I previously wrote, I revealed that being a call girl in Kensington, Knightsbridge, Chelsea or virtually any place else in the English capital is altogether legitimate provided there is no extra statutes are being broken (under age relations, taxes being evaded, sale of narcotics, animal cruelty…); no people trafficking or duress associated; just one woman is working from the location; there is no soliciting or advertising in telephone boxes. The Crown Prosecution Service even have published guidelines that say how they do not ant to prosecute hookers or escort agencies unless it is a way in to other criminal activity. (Like catching Al Capone for tax evasion instead of everything else)

So let us start by looking at the mid market. That has lots of women requiring more or less two hundred and fifty pounds for sixty minute reservation. Which is great, but the majority of their business is from calls at their own flat, which suggests that you really need a venue to do the job from. And that needs to be rented and the costs for it are paid out of your expenses. And do I really have to say, by the way, that doing tricks from home is a really, really, shitty plan?

That pricing is about the same for niche markets such as Dominatixes or mature London escorts as well as for more run-of-the-mill activities.

In the case that you plan to be a high-class Belgravia call-girl, you will be going head to head with girls who are as sexy as well-known swimwear models (or who might possibly perhaps even be well-known swimwear models…you would be amazed who turns tricks if the cash is right!). You will also be up against females who are fluent the language of love in several languages that they speak conversationally. The same women often also possess doctorates or several Masters degrees, which is a little intimidating, to be frank. Quite often you will see all of these in one irritating pleasant, enjoyable and warm and friendly sex bomb.

Before you commence working you have to take the time to work out exactly your banking requirements and how you will manage your payments and book keeping. I am all in favour of everyone fucking as much as possible. But you have never been fucked until you have had an inspection by HMRC. It is not nice, and it never pays well. So leave the risky behaviour to the bedroom and keep the paperwork clean, accurate, honest and up to date.

But I was also pointing out that being a London call girl will necessitate that you have a good very long hard view at the truths of what being in the business means. So if I am not meaning difficulties around lawfulness, infections etc, what am I taking about? Well the pointer is in my mention of the word “business”. Offering for sale sexuality is a sales operation. It is a job like every other. Prostitution and soldiering are the two oldest professions. People who are successful and have a long career in each approach them with careful professionalism.

Anybody setting foot into any other sort of enterprise would do a little investigation and marketplace checking first, but people just heave themselves into the sex business on the assumption that since “sex constantly sells” they will be assured to be able to easily sell their merchandise and make a huge piece of money immediately. Imagine expecting similarly about starting a club, bistro, outlet or anything else and you can appreciate how crazy it would be. Gentlemen might always want to get their end away with a beautiful woman. However, why will these individuals buy affection from you as opposed to another woman? Blokes also want food, but I am uncertain I would choose to launch against Waitrose!

If you go for the low ens of the market you will be fighting facing loads of attractive ladies who lodge 7 to a bedroom to ensure that they can transfer as much hard earned cash home as feasible to the countries of eastern Europe that they originate from. They are also completely happy to travel at no notice, to anywhere, at any time of the day or night, and provide an hour of strenuous fucking of any kind you can conceive of (and some you cannot). And all that for a hundred quid, half of which they then pay to an agency.

Which leads me to point out that your most significant feature, if it pertains to you, is that you are English. So few girls in the mass market in England are English that it comes to be a major advertising and marketing element!

So do your groundwork, stop to consider it through, and good luck when you go for it!

Life as a West-End Call Girl

I was previously explaining that starting work as a London call-girl will require you to really take a good long very hard look at the truths of what working in the business means. At any level of the market, but especially if you want to work at the top end and compete with high class Mayfair escorts. But if I am not meaning matters surrounding permissibility, sexual health etc, what am I referring to? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “business”. Marketing your intimacy is a sales venture. It is a business field like most others. Surely you know the old saying that whoring is the second oldest profession, after warrior? Well the truth is that they both require professionalism and a business-like approach if you are going to survive.

If you go mass market you will be fighting facing loads of magnificent girls from the east of Europe. Babes who stay seven or eight to a bedroom by time-sharing bunk beds to ensure that they can forward as much hard earned cash back to their families as practical. They are also fully happy to travel just about anywhere in the metropolis at no notice any time of the day or night and deliver an hour of vigorous bonking of any sort you can conceive of for one hundred pounds for a full 60 minute booking. Hard to compete with as, for example a niche player such a London MILF escort.

Anyone entering into any other type of venture would do a little bit of study and market place testing first off, but people just introduce themselves into the sex sector on the premise that since “obviously sex sells” they will be sure to be able to easily sell their bodies and make a huge piece of dough quickly. Imagine presuming similarly about starting a tavern, cafe, outlet or something else and you can observe how foolish it would be. Guys might always need to have sex. However, why will they choose to pay to fuck you as opposed to somebody else? Men also may need burgers, but I am not exactly sure I would fancy mu chances pitching up against McDonalds!

Which take us back to looking at making the mid market work. This part of the market has lots of women requesting roughly two hundred and fifty pounds a booking, which is nifty, but a lot of their business is home-based, with the client visiting them. That requires that you may need a spot to operate from, and that should be rented and the cost for that in turn comes out of your rates. Does it actually it need saying that working from home or apartment is a decidedly dumb approach?

By the way, at a very early stage you must figure out efficient ways to handle your bookkeeping and take care of banking your takings. The last thing you need to do is minimize your income to the Revenue (HMRC). By doing this you are certain to get a damned good rogering. And not in one of the good or financially rewarding ways!

When I recently wrote, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or anyplace else in London is completely legal provided that there is no people slaving or compulsion committed; that there are no other regulations are being broken such as the sale of drugs, under age relations, not paying tax, hurting animals; only one woman is performing from the location; and that there is no propositioning or publicizing in telephone boxes

In case you plan to be a high class London escort, you will be contesting with females who have the bodies and looks of well known models or actresses (or who might possibly in fact be well known models or actresses!). You will also be against girls who are well-versed in a number of languages (and also the language of love!) and who have a plethora or additional qualifications. You might be surprised at just how frequently you will come across all of these in one irritating delightful, appealing and friendly individual.

By the way, your foremost advantage, if it relates to you, is that you are English or British. So few escorts in the mid market in London are British that it becomes a significant advertising aspect!