Mayfair Escort Life

Anybody entering into any other style of business would do a little investigation and market place assessing first off, but people just dispatch themselves into the sex market on the expectation that since “sex permanently sells” they will be sure to be able to sell their junk and make a significant lump of income quickly. Imagine imagining the same way about opening a pub, pizzeria, store or just about anything else and you can notice how senseless it would be. Men might always sex. But why will they buy it from you rather than other people? Men also require fast food, but I am not sure I would desire to launch in opposition to Domino Pizza!

And as a quick aside it amazing to me how people forget that they need to put together ways to take care of their book-keeping and banking. The last thing you want to do is hide your money to Her Majestys Customs and Excise. That way you are certain to get screwed in the ass. And not in the really fun or profitable way!

If you go mass market you will be competing in opposition to great numbers of stunning east Europe hotties who nest seven to a bedroom to make sure that they can transfer as much cash home as achievable. They are also totally happy to make a journey any place in London at no notice at any time of the day or night and provide an hour of healthy sexual activity of any kind you can imagine for 100 pounds.

If you want to be a high end London hooker, you will be vying with young ladies who have the looks and bodies of famous Hollywood models/actresses (or who may well even be famous Hollywood models/actresses…you would be surprised how flexible people can be for money). You will also be putting yourself up against females who are proficient in many different foreign languages (along with the vocabulary of the bedroom!) and who possess ridiculous academic qualifications and “civilian” business experience. Regularly you will come across all of this in the shape of one frustrating lovely, refreshing and charming man magnet.

And that leaves behind the mass middle market. And that teems with ladies charging around 250 pounds for a date, which is nifty, but the majority of their business is based in the call girls own apartment, which requires that you require a location to do the deed from, and that will need to be rented and which must be paid out of your expenses. Does it actually it need pointing out that doing work from home is a massively, indescribably dangerous and dumb approach?

But I was equally stating that starting work as a London prostitute will oblige you to take a good drawn out tough look-over at the real truths of what working in industry means. So if I am not meaning questions around legitimacy, sexually transmitted diseases etc, what am I taking about? Well the tip-off is in my mention of the word “industry”. Marketing sexual activity is a sales business enterprise. It is a line of work like every other. Of course the old saying has whoring as one of the oldest professions along fighter or soldier. Which says a lot about people everywhere really.

When I previously published, I described that being an escorts in Mayfair or any place else in London is completely lawful provided there is only one lady working from the specific location, there is no propositioning or publicising in phone boxes, no people slaving or strong-arm tactic associated, and that there are no other regulations are being broken. (Sale of drugs, animal cruelty, under age coition, not paying tax …back to the taxman again. If they can catch Al Capone, they can catch you!).

Your ultimate positive aspect, if it relates to you, is actually being English. So few girls in the mid market in London are English that it becomes a significant marketing issue. Especially or MILF London escorts.

So do your research, stop to consider it through, and good fortune!

London Hookers

Let me start with the boring but essential first. If you are going to set up an escort (or run any kind of business) you ought to put together ways to deal with your banking requirements, book keeping and accountants right at the outset. I promise you that the very last thing you want to do is mis-declare your income to HMRC (the British Inland Revenue). That is the way to a certain and vigorous butt fucking. And not the profitable or orgasm inducing kind…

First the goo news. Your finest advantage, if it goes for to you, is actually being British. So few prostitutes in any level of the market in the capital are English that it becomes a major advertising factor!

If you go mass market you will be fighting against countless magnificent girls from eastern Europe who lodge seven to a room in order that they can transfer as much money home as feasible. They are also fully happy to make a journey anywhere at no notice at any moment of the day or night and put out an hour of energetic sexual activity of any type you can imagine for a hundred pounds a bout.

Everybody setting foot into any other form of venture would do a little investigation and marketplace evaluating before anything else, but people just dispatch themselves into the sex market on the belief that since “sex definitely sells” they will be assured to be able to easily sell their merchandise as a hooker or MILF escort and make a significant wad of cash money right away. Imagine presuming similarly about creating a cocktail lounge, cafe, store or anything else and you can see how crazy it may be. Guys might always need shagging. But why will these guys get it from you as opposed to someone else? Men also may need beer, but I am uncertain I would like to launch directly opposite a Wetherspoons!

In the event that you desire to be a high class escort in the west end, you will be piching yourself against lovely ladies who have the beauty and bodies of models from the Milan runways or the pages of Sports Illustrated (or who might perhaps even be models from the Milan runways or the pages of Sports Illustrated!). You will also be putting yourself up against women who are fluent in several foreign languages (together with the language of passion!) and who possess several degrees, Masters or beyond. Annoyingly and disconcertingly you will often experience all of the above in one irritating nice, refreshing and courteous person.

But I was also pointing out that starting work as a London working girl will call upon you to take a good long hard look at the facts of what operating in industry means. So if I am not meaning concerns regarding legitimacy, infections etc, what am I referring to? Well the clue is in my mention of the word “industry”. Promoting sexuality is a sales concern. It is a profession like every other. Indeed the old cliche is that the two oldest professions are hooker and soldier. Which makes you think…

That leaves the mid market. That is full of women costing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds for a sixty minute encounter, and that is cool, but most of their business is in calls which means that you require a bedroom to work from, that will need to be rented and which is paid out of your expenses. Does it genuinely it need saying that doing the job from home or apartment is a fucking awful approach to professional fucking?

When I last posted, I described that being an escort in Mayfair or any place else in London is entirely lawful so long as there is no human slaving or duress involved, a single lady is getting the job done from the site, there is no propositioning or publicizing in call boxes, and that there are no other laws are being broken. (Sale of narcotics, creature persecution, under age sexuality, tax evasion …).

So do your groundwork, think it through, and good fortune!

Drug dealers advertising

This hysterical article in The Metro was sent to me a few weeks ago. I´ve been thinking about it and I’m still not sure whether to be impressed with the initiative or stunned by the stupidity.

A drug dealer called Jay has been card-dropping business cards around Fallowfield in Manchester to give potential customers his phone number. How do I know he´s a drug dealer? because he has been attaching little samples of weed to the business cards that he leaves.

You see the quandary – impressive initiative and classic marketing. There is nothing like a free sample to build a bit of traction with customers. But  he is doing something illegal and giving the police the means to catch him. Even if they don´t call the number to set up a buy he´d better keep his GPS off!

Don´t get me wrong, I absolutely use card drops to advertise the services of every Ibiza escort I represent. And I know that my friends who manage escorts in Marbella do the same. But what we are doing is totally legal.

So I’m still not sure what I think about Jay and his advertising campaign around the University of

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No free samples

Manchester. Part of me hope he prospers for his initiative and balls, part of me hopes he gets busted for his apparent stupidity. yet another part hopes that students don’t take drugs…riiiight.

In any case, since it´s legal I shall continue advertising my sexy Ibiza escorts and I´m sure the same will be true for all 2nd Circle´s girls in Marbella. And no, there are no free samples!

Kisses

Ally x

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