I am a woman who enjoys having sex with men. I also enjoy having sex with women. I have sometimes had a very enjoyable time having sex with both men and women at the same time. Or several men. Or more than one girl. A close friend of mine once said that I was tri sexual. What she meant was that if it is sex, I will try it. And having reflected on that for some time, I have decided that she is right. I will try anything once. And if I like it, I will do try it again. And if Keep enjoying it, I will keep doing at and add it my regular menu of sexual delights.

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Sex with strangers is excellent. It is exciting and thrilling and you might try sexual activities that you have not tried before and learn things. Some of sexual activities will be fun and others less so. In fact, some of the sex that I now enjoy most I first experienced while having anonymous sex with people that I did not know. But there is something especially wonderful and special about having sex with a lover that you actually love. Yes, this is me speaking. One of the sexiest escorts Fuengirola has to offer. Sex with someone that you love is different than having sex with a stranger. It is not necessarily better, though it often is. But sex is always a different experience when love is involved.

Have you ever had sex with someone that you did not like? Most of us have done that. But here is a slightly different question for you. Have you ever had sex with someone that you did not like and been surprised that the sex was amazingly good? I know that I have. Some of the best sexual encounters that I have ever had were with people that I did not like or that I did not know and did not want to know. As far as I am concerned, the pleasure that I get from having sex has very little to do with how much I like or care for the person that I am having sex with.

When I am having I sex I am very open to everything. I will give very enthusiastically. I am also very happy to give and get nothing directly back in return. I am not sure that I agree with the Bible when it says that it is better to give than to receive. I quite like being on the receiving end as well sometimes. I can be passive during sex if that is what gives may partner or partners pleasure. When my partners are enjoying themselves, I also enjoy myself. I also like to be very active in sex and love making. I do not even need a lot of variety. All zsex is good sex, so I am extremely easy to please in some ways.

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Getting Fit For Sex

Indeed, I know, wellness is an all year thing. It is a way of life instead of a short attempt at manslaughter crusade. Also, frankly, in the event that you saw me while I am working every so often as an escort amidst winter you would think I was fit as a fiddle at any rate. In the winter I complete a great deal skiing just as an entirely full on exercise center routine of loads, high impact exercise and yoga. So I am solid, stretchy and vigorous even in the winter! Be that as it may, I let the nourishment go a tad and have somewhat more wine than I do in the mid year. You can’t be in Courmayeur skiing and not have a decent container of wine and fondue for dinner. I need the vitality to confront the inclines the next morning! I look accursed great in any photographs I have taken amid the winter, which is basically my down time from functioning as an escort.

pole dancing escort in black long socks, leotardBe that as it may, amid the late spring, I look significantly more tightly and more sweltering. Truth be told, I am regularly drawn closer to act like a wellness demonstrate amid the late spring, yet I incline toward not to blend my callings. Being one of the sexiest escorts Benidorm brings to the table is very sufficiently unmistakable. Blend that with being a high wellness show with sponsorship, and that could be a bad dream. Along these lines, preparing for the mid year implies getting my body as slender, fit and sparkling as could reasonably be expected. While most ladies work to get swim-suit fit with the goal that they can look great in their vacation snaps, that is in no way like adequate for me. To remain at the highest point of my calling, I must be immaculate consistently to expand my fairly estimated worth. Sound cold I know, yet that is how it is. My body is my item, together with my face, hair and styling.

In this way, the yoga makes a little stride back as I increment the opposition and high-impact work. The Spring wellness season is generally based around a blend of HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training) and swimming. On a typical day I will swim around two kilometers, in the ocean on the off chance that I can in light of the fact that that utilizes more calories because of warmth misfortune exposed water.

GETTING FIT FOR A SEXY SUMMER

Indeed, I know, wellness is an all year thing. It is a way of life instead of a short attempt at manslaughter crusade. What’s more, frankly, on the off chance that you saw me while I am working every so often as an escort amidst winter you would think I was fit as a fiddle in any case. In the winter I complete a ton skiing just as a truly full on rec center routine of loads, vigorous exercise and yoga. So I am solid, stretchy and fiery even in the winter! Be that as it may, I let the sustenance go a tad and have somewhat more wine than I do in the mid year. You can’t be in Cortina skiing and not have a decent jug of wine and fondue for dinner. I need the vitality to confront the inclines the next morning! I look accursed great in any photographs I have taken amid the winter, which is for the most part my down time from functioning as an escort.fit escort girl in black yoga pants and white crop top

In any case, amid the mid year, I look significantly more tightly and more smoking. Truth be told, I am regularly drawn closer to act like a wellness display amid the mid year, however I incline toward not to blend my callings. Being one of the best escorts Barcelona brings to the table is very sufficiently obvious. Blend that with being a high perceivability wellness show with sponsorship, and that could be a bad dream. Along these lines, preparing for the late spring methods getting my body as slender, fit and sparkly as would be prudent. While most ladies work to get two-piece fit with the goal that they can look great in their vacation snaps, that is not at all like adequate for me. To remain at the highest point of my calling, I must be immaculate consistently to augment my reasonable worth. Sound cold I know, yet that is how it is. My body is my item, together with my face, hair and styling.

In this way, the yoga makes a little stride back as I increment the opposition and vigorous work. The Spring wellness season is to a great extent based around a mix of Crossfit WODs (Workout Of the Day) and swimming. On a typical day I will swim around two kilometers, in the ocean on the off chance that I can in light of the fact that that utilizes more calories because of warmth misfortune exposed to the harsh elements water.

Love Hotels in China

The Guardian has just run an article about China’s new “Love Hotel” industry. Its interesting to see how fast and far the Chinese culture is changing. In 1989 just 15% of Chinese had engaged in sex before marriage, according to state media. Today more than 70% have. Good for them!

The journalist seems to have a couple of slightly strange perceptions though. Apparently the Japanese have more than 30,000 Love Hotels to “to escape the prying eyes of a deeply conservative society” Really? Hentai anyone? They just have really small (normally shared) apartments and tend to live at home until they get married.

I remember that one motel chain that was popular with London escorts in the 1980s used to have nightclubs in all their hotels and the slogan “eat, meet, sleep” on very large signs outside them. Not quite the same thing, but they did rent rooms by the afternoon, so then again maybe it was. I am sure that more mature London escorts will remember them well!

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Of course, for girls who escort Ibiza clients pretty much every hotel is a love hotel. And I know the same is true for most women who escort Marbella visitors too! But even case-hardened Ibiza escorts are still amazed by what they see “civilians” getting up to in high-end hotels. You would think nothing would shock a professional Ibiza escort, but they are surprised most days by something that a “normal” person gets up to in the name of love or lust.

Obviously leisure and lifestyle locations such as Ibiza, Marbella and the like are very different to major cities such as London. And Western cultures are distinctly different from Asian. But at the end of the day, people are people and sex is sex. Both people and sex come in every imaginable flavour. And people need somewhere that they can have sex without frightening the horses (as we English say – look it up).

London escorts, Marbella escorts, Ibiza escorts. Young girls, mature women, romantic or lustful. At the end of the day we all have our needs. And whether we meet someone in a Chinese love hotel, or invite an Ibiza escort back to the Hard Rock Hotel, when you get right down to it, its pretty much the same.

Getting back to the Guardian article, I did enjoy the apparently sweet attitude of the owners of businesses that are basically used for people to have recreational sex.

tumblr_nqrwvcDpqp1r0gu56o1_540“Sun also shied away from the label “love hotel” despite having named her chain after 37°2 le Matin, a 1985 erotic movie by French director Jean-Jacques Beineix. “Our hotels should be called lovers’ hotels not love hotels,” she said, adding: “We do not offer any sex toys or these kind of things in the rooms.”

China’s nascent love hotel movement still raises eyebrows in some quarters.

Wang said elderly residents of a community next to a Lots of Love hotel in north-east Beijing had taken exception to a recent advertising campaign that featured the slogan: “Extreme passion, extreme romance!”

“They thought it would mislead their children,” Wang recalled. The slogan was changed.

Despite that setback Wang said the future was bright for China’s fledgling love hotel industry. He boasted that in Tianjin motels had caught on to such an extent that parents were now booking rooms for their children.

Each night queues form at the Lots of Love reception, where affection-starved guests can choose from one of 55 themed bedrooms – including Shakespeare’s Room 204 – on an iMac computer.

Before taking a lift upstairs, visitors peruse a cabinet filled with bottles of 399 yuan ($60) pink lambrusco and packets of instant noodles.

“We provide a romantic place for lovers,” said Wang.”

Awww…

Kisses

Ally x

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Britains Favourite Sex Positions

Ann Summers surveyed 1,000 Britons about their sexual habits and tastes. I´m sure Ms Gold and her lovely team in Croydon (the sex toy capital of the UK!) will be able to put it to extremely good use.

The findings about people´s favourite positions and activities:

The favourite? 25 per cent of people prefer ‘doggy style’ over the other options. Good choice. Excellent for a reach-around to the clitoris. Good for either slow and sensual or a damn good banging. Yummy.

23 per cent of people go for girl on top. The guy gets a great view and the girl gets to control the pace and work her clitoris in whatever way she likes.

21 per cent choose the standard but extremely effective missionary position. I know it sounds boring. But as they say, it depends on how you do it! Lots of possibility for deep wet kisses and eye contact too.

66 per cent of people said they preferred using at least two or three different positions in one session. Hmm…I suspect that might be wishful thinking. But it does say preferred rather than actually achieve!

Over a third of those polled said they manage to have sex two to four times a week, no matter how busy their schedules might be.

24 per cent said they use sex toys. Just as well for Ann Summers I suspect. And I wonder if they interviewed people in their shops, in which case surely it should be higher?

Belfast was classified as the “kinkiest” city. That is on the basis that 12 per cent prefer the ’69’ position. Not quite sure how that counts as kinky. I just think of it as a damn good start.

Leeds was described as the city with the most flexible ladies. Apparently a majority of people that prefer the various ‘legs on shoulder’ positions.

Cardiff on the other hand was thought to be the least adventurous with the missionary position being the most popular there. Maybe they just like to know who they are shagging?

Incidentally, having done a very quick and totally unscientific survey of our escorts in Ibiza and also the lovely Marbella escorts of 2nd Circle Marbella. The findings on positions is apparently about right in their experience. So it´s not just representative of the Brits.

This article in The Independent has a lovely video to go with it!

photo 3 (11)In terms of location, here are the top ten places to have sex:

  1. Bedroom (88 per cent)

  2. In front of the TV (64 per cent)

  3. The shower (49 per cent)

  4. In the bath (34 per cent)

  5. In the kitchen (33 per cent)

  6. On the stairs (24 per cent)

  7. On the beach (22 per cent)

  8. On a night out (20 per cent)

  9. At a park (18 per cent)

  10. At work (13 per cent)

I don´t quite understand how number 8 counts as a location, but anyway…

As far as sexy Ibiza escorts are concerned, this is again about right. And the lovely girls in Marbella say the same. Mainly the bedroom, sitting room and shower. But a surprising number of our girls have actually had sex in the toilets of bars, restaurants and nightclubs. And over half have actually performed or received oral sex under the table in a restaurant. And that´s just in their private lives…

So, whatever your favourites, go to it!

Kisses

Ally x

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Getting Stabbed In Ibiza Pays Well

24 year old British tourist Grant Sommerville was stabbed by a taxi driver in Ibiza in 2013. It happened in a dispute over a taxi fare. He received 22 staples in his stomach to repair the injuries. And 39,000 euros in compensation from the taxi driver.

The whole story is covered very well here in the Metro. To anyone who knows the lovely island of Ibiza it sounds like an all too familiar story; a gang of drunk young Brits, a stressed, angry and possibly frightened local, and a dispute over not very much money.

Like many taxi drivers in Ibiza, Antonio Mari Planells, aged 31, did exactly the wrong things if de-escalating the problem was his intention. He should have realised that pretty much all Brits assume that everyone overseas is trying to rip them off and will wreak terrible vengeance on them like a Mexican drug cartel given half a chance.

But Mr Sommerville and his friends were probably right in their assumption about being ripped off in this case. Many of our lovely escort girls in Ibiza used to find themselves in the back of a licensed taxi who claimed not to know where the Hard Rock Hotel is (erm, really?) or how to get from Ibiza town to San Antonio in less than an hour.

But my point isn’t that lots of taxi drivers on Ibiza could do with a bit more of the “knowledge” or even Google maps on their phone!

My point is that 39,000 euros in compensation for 22 staples and a terrific battle scar will seem like a fair deal to lots of young British men. On an average Saturday night in any British town there are thousands of men willing to risk a stabbing over a pint of crappy lager.

So, our beautiful escorts will only be using our own drivers from now on. And leaving the taxis to the compensation seeking boys with their hospital beds booked.

Kisses

Ally

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Two Hours In The Life

So what does a couple of hours in my life look like when I’m managing bookings at high season?

Okay, so it’s 3 AM and I’m sat on my bed with the air conditioning going full blast. My desk lamp is on the night table beside me. Also on the night table the pot of Earl Grey tea in a little china teapot with a cup. Under the bed is my small white dog. Sat beside me on the bed is my marmalade cat.

Much more practical than satin

Much more practical than satin

I am not dressed in silky satin lingerie. Instead I’m wearing my daisy duke shorts and a peasant top. My hair is scrunched up in an untidy ponytail and held firmly in place with a pen. My wedge heels are discarded at the foot of the bed. Not the image of a Madam you expected is it?

My night really started about nine in the evening when a gentleman who I’ve spoken with for almost a week came on and asked if we could provide this service in Cairo. As we haven’t booked a girl with him all week and have negotiated price constantly, I told him that as it happens I cannot provide a service in Cairo.

I do try to help out regular customers all around the world as I have contact with escort girls who travel independently and let me know where they are on their travels, other suppliers and other agencies. Frankly I can and am very happy to help out and put beautiful girls and nice gentleman together.

That gentleman was followed by one of my ladies wanting another lady to join her and her personal client (booked directly with her on a regular basis). That doesn’t happen very often but it’s always very flattering when one of your professional escorts trust you enough to ask you to provide another girl to join her in the service.

How I should probably dress to answer the phone in the early hours

How I should probably dress to answer the phone in the early hours

So in the last thirty minutes I arranged for Jessica to turn up. Jessica has long blonde hair, is cute end petite and will do very well besides Julia who is tall and dark. So that is how my evening started a few hours ago and now it’s 3:30 AM and I’m dealing with potential  clients of all nationalities.

I have a couple who only speak Spanish who would like a bisexual lady to join them. A gentleman who speaks Russian (I think) and his message on WhatsApp says that he is looking for a lady that wants to buy a second hand car! Oh the joys of translation software!  It’s all very well if one of the parties is at least using their first language, but when all parties concerned are using the second or third language to try and negotiate a deal you can imagine how complicated it can get.

I have arranged for a lovely gentleman from Denmark to meet a sweet Ibiza escort girl from Brazil and I’m now talking to a gentleman from Qatar and making arrangements for him and his friend from Saudi Arabia. And I am also back chatting to local Spanish gentlemen and a financial services recruitment consultant on holiday from the UK.

It at this point in the evening that I decided that maybe I be better employed in International relations than running an escort business in Ibiza. But maybe it’s all the same thing really. (Fill in your own gag here)

So why do escorts bring together people of all nations and backgrounds?

So why do escorts bring together people of all nations and backgrounds?

If only we all got on so well in other areas of our lives, life would be so much nicer I think.

It seems the gentleman from Qatar would like to see the Russian girl I sent details of and his friend from Saudi Arabia would like to see a hot Spanish chica. So like some large international game of chess, all the pieces are now in play. I do hope it doesn’t turn into a game of snakes and ladders.

Now it’s just after four and I have got another hour or so to take it easy before the early morning rush starts about 5 AM right through to 8 AM. It might just get really busy and that’s when this will turn into something much more like an adrenaline-fuelled version of the 3D chess from Star Trek.

You may of course think this sounds like a wild ride. But this is just another day in the office. I’ve got at least another 61 days just like this before the season ends. I hope they’re all as exciting and interesting as this international game this evening…

So that was a couple of hours in my life and probably not what you expected. I’m going to go and put the kettle on again now. Talk to you all soon.

Kisses

Ally x

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